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 {{L|Teenage Fish|Dude, this is, like, the gnarliest 3-D movie ever!}}
 {{L|''[Mrs. Puff puffs from her anger and accidentally falls over on the teenage fish. Despite being crushed, the teenage fish still laugh about it.]''}}
-{{L|''[Transition to Mrs. Puff's house where she attempts to relax. For comedic effect, the photo on the wall depicts the same scene here, in a similar way to [[No Free Rides]].]''}}
+{{L|''[Transition to Mrs. Puff's house where she attempts to relax. For comedic effect, the photo on the wall depicts the same scene here, in a similar way to "No Free Rides."]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|If only SpongeBob could pass his boating test, he'd be out of my life once and for all. Unfortunately, I keep getting reminded of the consequences if I get too angry with the little nuisance. ''[shows a handcuff locked on her leg. It is beeping with a red light flashing on it]'' I can't even leave town without violating my parole. ''[groans]'' If there was only some way that I didn't have to live in fear. ''[Suddenly, Mrs. Puff gets an idea]'' Fear! That's the answer! SpongeBob is afraid of the driving course! So it would stand to reason that if he took the driving test somewhere else besides the driving course, he would pass! ''[goes outside to see cars drive by her house on the road]'' Of course! The answer's been in front of me all along! I'll test SpongeBob on a ''real'' road and then he'll be out of my life forever! ''[laughs]'' Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?}}
 {{L|''[Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house with all of the lights turned off. SpongeBob is tired and depressed.]''}}
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 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Safe and steady acceleration, check! ''[checks off said rule]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Focus on the road... ''[drives the boat up a mountain]'' There is nothing but the road. ''[drives the boat through snow on top of the mountain and drives down it back to the road]''}}
-{{L|''[Mrs. Puff checks off "Vertical driving". SpongeBob continues repeating the mantra several times. He drives the boat over loopy roads and even under the road as well. He also makes the boat jump a gap, and even ducks under a garbage truck. A psychedelic moment of his driving begins: First, he drives on what looks like a mobius strip. Then he drives over a road with another SpongeBob under it. Then, he drives up a curvy road with a SpongeBob like face, which swallows the boat. The camera pans upward to a Saturn-like planet, and SpongeBob jumps out of the planet and drives along its ringlike road. The rings break and SpongeBob flies into the screen, acting like he's in a trance. The same goes with the boat driving into the screen, SpongeBob's head is at the bow. The boat drives around the inside of another SpongeBob, while at a real-life road. Finally, a skull rises, SpongeBob's mouth is in its eye sockets. Its road-tongue rolls out, and SpongeBob skates out, wearing boats as rollerskates. He jumps off, spins, and falls. Cut back to Mrs. Puff in reality]''}}
+{{L|''[Mrs. Puff checks off "Vertical driving." SpongeBob continues repeating the mantra several times. He drives the boat over loopy roads and even under the road as well. He also makes the boat jump a gap, and even ducks under a garbage truck. A psychedelic moment of his driving begins: First, he drives on what looks like a mobius strip. Then he drives over a road with another SpongeBob under it. Then, he drives up a curvy road with a SpongeBob like face, which swallows the boat. The camera pans upward to a Saturn-like planet, and SpongeBob jumps out of the planet and drives along its ring-like road. The rings break and SpongeBob flies into the screen, acting like he's in a trance. The same goes with the boat driving into the screen, SpongeBob's head is at the bow. The boat drives around the inside of another SpongeBob, while at a real-life road. Finally, a skull rises, SpongeBob's mouth is in its eye sockets. Its road-tongue rolls out, and SpongeBob skates out, wearing boats as rollerskates. He jumps off, spins, and falls. Cut back to Mrs. Puff in reality]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Check...check...and...CHECK! ''[pants]'' What is this?! ''[pants]''}}
 {{L|''[camera zooms to the only rule not checked off on Mrs. Puff's list: "Safely dock vessel"]''}}
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 {{L|''[The boat hits a large rock; the boat lands on a road.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That was a close one Mrs. Puff. But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.}}
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 {{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob? This isn't just any road. ''[a truck honks two times]'' It's a 10-lane Intertidal Seaway! ''[the truck honks again for 2 seconds]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!}}