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{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, krabby patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. Use on or before the date printed below. This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, imported Krusty Krab relic, what should we do with ye?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that in the trash and get back to work!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? But, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? But, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Future generations, eh?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab time capsule spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donations will be honored for the future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' So, you guys got the donations covered?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes sir!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}}
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souveniers!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!}}
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}}
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The people of the future must see this, so they can know how we toasted bread in the before time. So they can know the-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}}
{{L|Squidward|Garbadge. That'll be a 5 dollars fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}}
{{L|Billy|But, this thing's made rusty old paper clips and card board!}}
{{L|Billy|But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase for any cola from the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}}
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}}
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs]''}}
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}}
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, so essential for night time reading.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}}
{{L|Sadie|Why thank you young man!}}
{{L|Sadie|Why, thank you, young man!}}
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for failing our future generations with your donation. I mean seriously, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}}
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}}
{{L|Sadie|Actually, I...}}
{{L|Sadie|Well, actually, I...}}
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Oh, this looks hard! How about this lamp! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}}
{{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How'd you know that. Are you some kind of psychic? Ooh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}}
{{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}}
{{L|Squidward|Next! ''[throws the lamp]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Nice toss, Squidward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh huh, tell me what you know about this plate.}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}}
{{L|Man|Well, it works when I eat stuff.}}
{{L|Man|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}}
{{L|Squidward|Right. This actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'll perform a few tests to certisfy it.}}
{{L|Squidward|Right. This plate is actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.}}
{{L|Man|Okay.}}
{{L|Man|Uh, okay.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[teeths on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]''. This is a promising side. Yep. ''[boinks plate on man's head several times]'' Do we have that plate hitting skulls out? It's definitely authentic. And I would like to conservatively add in today's market at exactly 250 dollars.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}}
{{L|Man|Really?}}
{{L|Man|Really?}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You are the crowned jewel of the time capsule!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]''nYou are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}}
{{L|Squidward|Next! ''[throws socks]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. Catches socks and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock. Incredible!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. He catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}}
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}}
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I came to donate my favorite rock to the time thinger.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make a sacrifice.}}
{{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}}
{{L|Patrick|Thank you my good man!}}
{{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man.}}
{{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick. But, there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you under- ''[Patrick is gone]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you unders...? ''[Patrick is gone]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Alright, Rocky, you're going bye bye now.}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay, Rocky, you're going bye-bye now.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh no you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on the wooden floor and the wood catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}}
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}}
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, Patrick, you're really good at that!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thank you so much for all of your constributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop a stupid time capsule.}}
{{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop-- a stupid time capsule. ''[blows raspberry]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a constribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formular!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this old bucket of steel into busseling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evily]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' Okay, send her down! ''[time capsule gets buried]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' Send her down! ''[the time capsule gets buried]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots...he scores!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots, he scores!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' GET OFF ME! ''[tries to get out]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' Get off me!! ''[tries to get out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward. What are you doing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what are you doing?}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks like fun!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks fun!}}
{{L|Squidward|WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS!!}}
{{L|Squidward|''WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE, YOU IDIOTS!!''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}}
{{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}}
{{L|''[everyone cheering]''}}
{{L|''[everyone cheering]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat a krabby patty, because all that waiting in line has gotten you hungry!? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evily]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|scene cuts to time capsule]''}}
{{L|scene cuts to time capsule]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}}

Revision as of 23:57, 20 September 2013