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{{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}}
{{L|Man|Really?}}
{{L|Man|Really?}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws the plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]'' You are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]'' You are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}}
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. He catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, then catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}}
{{L|French Narrator|''2 hours later...''}}
{{L|French Narrator|''2 hours later...''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}}
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}}
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with a yo-yo]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So, are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So, are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Ugh! Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop, a stupid time capsule. ''[blows raspberry]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Ugh! Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop, a stupid time capsule. ''[blows a raspberry]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you can't go anywhere. We're trapped down here till they open that capsule in 50 years.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you can't go anywhere. We're trapped down here till they open that capsule in 50 years.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! ''[finds a game. He gasps]'' It's our favorite game!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! ''[finds a game, then gasps]'' It's our favorite game!}}
{{L|Both|Pretzel Pals!}}
{{L|Both|Pretzel Pals!}}
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out on Squidward]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out on Squidward]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}}
{{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}}
{{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green. ''[kicks Squidward in the face. He throws the game off him and on SpongeBob and Patrick''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green. ''[kicks Squidward in the face, then throws the game off him and on SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it, this game is ''over!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it! This game is ''over!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will be like in the future?}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will be like in the future?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob imagines his future in a chrome area. He gets out of the time capsule]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[imagines his future in a chrome area and gets out of the time capsule]''}}
{{L|Future Fish|Welcome to the future, history person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find to be quite impressive. ''[he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain]'' Well?}}
{{L|Future Fish|Welcome to the future, history person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find to be quite impressive. ''[he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain]'' Well?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Wow, special drinking fountains for short people! What will the future think of next? ''[SpongeBob's future ends]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Wow, special drinking fountains for short people! What will the future think of next? ''[SpongeBob's future ends]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with the perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. ''[imagines his future in a real city]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views. ''[Patrick's future ends]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with the perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. ''[imagines his future in a real city]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views. ''[his future ends]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}}
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?}}
{{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Jackpot! And now to ''extract'' the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Jackpot! And now to ''extract'' the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, ''twenty!'' Ready or not, here we... ''[they both spot Squidward]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, ''twenty!'' Ready or not, here we... ''[both spot Squidward]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off can]'' "Sha-veeng g-el."''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}}
{{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off the can]'' "Sha-veeng g-el."''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' Do you want one too, Squidbeard? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' Do you want one too, Squidbeard? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Wha...? Oh! Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Wha...? Oh! Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! ''[jumps through the hole]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! ''[jumps through the hole]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hello, future! ''[escapes through the hole Plankton made and digs up to the surface. He laughs]'' Yes! Huh? What the...?! Where's my museum? The future is the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this! I'm waiting another 50 years! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hello, future! ''[escapes through the hole Plankton made and digs up to the surface, then laughs]'' Yes! Huh? What the...?! Where's my museum? The future is the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this! I'm waiting another 50 years! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.}}

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