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 {{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Stop, thief! Come back here with me formula!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are chasing Plankton with the secret formula all over the restaurant.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are chasing Plankton with the secret formula all over the restaurant]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|He's over there! Stop him!}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' I can't help it. I'm a kleptomaniac!}}
-{{L|''[Mr. Krabs nearly catches him, but Plankton dodge him. Plankton keeps running away with the formula until he bumps into someone.]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs nearly catches him, but Plankton dodge him. Plankton keeps running away with the formula until he bumps into someone]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' Ow!}}
-{{L|''[Plankton pulls himself off, accidentally losing his eyeball and teeth. He puts his eyeball back in his face, looks up and sees a female police officer.]''}}
+{{L|''[Plankton pulls himself off, accidentally losing his eyeball and teeth. He puts his eyeball back in his face, looks up and sees a female police officer]''}}
 {{L|Police Officer|You're under arrest!}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[puts his teeth back in his mouth]'' But I'm innocent!}}
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 {{L|Plankton|''[gets whacked in the head by the officer]'' Ow!}}
 {{L|''[The police officer leaves the restaurant with Plankton and the secret formula]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|The formula! I can't cook without that formula! ''[hyperventilates]'' I can't don't anything without it! The Krabby Patties are gonna taste like ch-cch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chum!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|The formula! I can't cook without that formula! ''[hyperventilates]'' I can't do anything without it! The Krabby Patties are gonna taste like ch-cch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chum!}}
-{{L|''[The customers grumble and leave the restaurant.]''}}
+{{L|''[The customers grumble and leave the restaurant]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! Don't go! We still have fresh buns. And we have air conditioning. Ohh... Come here! You and me are getting into that police department to get that formula back!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How?}}
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 {{L|Police Officer|''[slams the door]'' Low life.}}
 {{L|Plankton|You'd live a low life too, officer, if you were my height! ''[sighs and goes to sleep in his bed; he goes to tuck himself in, but sees that his blanket is a postage stamp]'' Could have given me a bigger blanket!}}
-{{L|''[The police officer put on donut-earmuffs so she wouldn't hear Plankton's complaining. Patrick comes in all covered in ice cream and looking drunk. Patrick kicks the camera stand and falls.]''}}
+{{L|''[The police officer put on donut-earmuffs so she wouldn't hear Plankton's complaining. Patrick comes in all covered in ice cream and looking drunk. Patrick kicks the camera stand and falls]''}}
 {{L|Police Officer|One too many Goofy Goobers again, eh, Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[gets up and groans]'' No, sir, I couldn't eat another.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick drunkenly stumbles over to Plankton's cell.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick drunkenly stumbles over to Plankton's cell]''}}
 {{L|Police Officer|Get in there and sleep it off.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick pulls the key out from his belly button and enters the cell. Patrick walks over to the toilet, runs over to Plankton and falls onto the bed to sleep. He turns his body over, revealing Plankton in his butt area.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick pulls the key out from his belly button and enters the cell. Patrick walks over to the toilet, runs over to Plankton and falls onto the bed to sleep. He turns his body over, revealing Plankton in his butt area]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Not exactly the blanket I wanted.}}
-{{L|''[Meanwhile in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are wondering around the streets in their police uniforms.]''}}
+{{L|''[Meanwhile in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are wondering around the streets in their police uniforms]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Isn't it a crime to impersonate a police officer?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|We're not impersonating, boy-o. I was in the navy, and the navy is sort of like the cops...of the sea. And I just deputized you. ''[whacks SpongeBob with the club]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Deput—wow! I always wanted to be an officer of the law! Check it out. ''[rubs his chin]'' I'm the fuzz. Ooh, look at this! ''[takes off his shoe and his foot is flat]'' I'm also a flat foot! ''[giggles]'' Watch me work. ''[runs over to a passing mime and blows the whistle]'' Mr. Mime, you have the right to remain ''silent''. ''[giggles and runs over to an old man]'' Stop or I'll shoot...you a nasty look. ''[makes faces, blows a raspberry, and giggles]''}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob starts holding hands with Mr. Krabs.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob starts holding hands with Mr. Krabs]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[pulls his hand away]'' Hey, let go! Cops don't hold hands.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well...they should. ''[droops]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Bring it in, Officer Little Buddy!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob gets excited and hugs Mr. Krabs. Just then, a crowd of people is watching them.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob gets excited and hugs Mr. Krabs. Just then, a crowd of people is watching them]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What? Cops can hug. You know, boy-o, we probably make some pretty good cops.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob notices a little girl selling cookies at her cookie stand. He begins to grow suspicious.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob notices a little girl selling cookies at her cookie stand. He begins to grow suspicious]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hm? Ohh. What have we got here? Excuse me, miss. Have you got a license to sell these cookies?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Officer SquarePants, I don't think we ought to—}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|How did you know that?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's classified.}}
-{{L|''[Back in the Bikini Bottom Police Department, Patrick is having a conversation with Plankton in their prison cell.]''}}
+{{L|''[Back in the Bikini Bottom Police Department, Patrick is having a conversation with Plankton in their prison cell]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh, I love it here. We have owers, uh, a courtyard, and three square meals a day. ''[holds up a bucket of raw chum]'' All chum...Ahh.}}
 {{L|Plankton|I know. They're my only customer.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|While I look for the formula, you can interrogate the suspect.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|But I don't know how to interrogate.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then just ask questions. ''[pushes SpongeBob in the room]'' And act tough. ''[leaves]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then just ask questions. ''[pushes SpongeBob into the room]'' And act tough. ''[leaves]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Um...questions and act tough. Got it. ''[goes to the table and pulls the chair]'' Hmm... ''[sits down]'' Okay, little Helen! ''[inhales and buffs up his body]'' What do you think of this weather?}}
 {{L|Helen the Felon|I think it's wuh-vey! Let me ask you something. How long have you been and idiot?}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob begins to get nervous and shrinks down to his normal size.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob begins to get nervous and shrinks down to his normal size]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I want a lawyer.}}
 {{L|Helen the Felon|Just answer the question!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob's body rips in half, revealing his brain. SpongeBob takes his brain back and becomes even more nervous than usual.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob's body rips in half, revealing his brain. SpongeBob takes his brain back and becomes even more nervous than usual]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpers]'' An idiot? I don't know! Is it hot in here? ''[breathes heavily and sweats]'' Pressure—I can't—okay, I'll confess! I'll confess to it all! Anything! Whatever you got!}}
-{{L|''[Back at Plankton's prison cell, Plankton is sawing his way out with the nail filer. Patrick sighs behind him.]''}}
+{{L|''[Back at Plankton's prison cell, Plankton is sawing his way out with the nail filer. Patrick sighs behind him]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|That's it. Keep up that cacophony. Your noise is drowning out my filing. ''[chuckles]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[groans]'' My stomach needs frozen treats.}}
 {{L|Patrick's stomach|Frozen treats.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[jumps off the bed]'' Huh! I'm gonna have to make myself some jailhouse ice cream. ''[puts a band on his hand]''}}
-{{L|''[Patrick grabs a bunch of toilet paper and stuffs them down the toilet. He pulls his underwear out and stuffs it in the toilet too. He squirts a tube of toothpaste, adds a cinderblock, and stuffs them all down with his foot. He grabs a scooper, scoops some green ice cream out and puts it on a cone made out of magazine. He takes a taste and he likes it.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick grabs a bunch of toilet paper and stuffs them down the toilet. He pulls his underwear out and stuffs it in the toilet too. He squirts a tube of toothpaste, adds a cinderblock, and stuffs them all down with his foot. He grabs a scooper, scoops some green ice cream out and puts it on a cone made out of magazine. He takes a taste and he likes it]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Try it! You can't even tell the difference.}}
-{{L|''[A close-up of the ice cream is shown.]''}}
+{{L|''[A close-up of the ice cream is shown]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Blech! No, thanks. But, say, I know where they keep the real ice cream around here: in the evidence room. A guy like you who knows his way around here might be able—}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[pops a key out from the ice cream]'' I have a key.}}
 {{L|Plankton|Oh, really? Let's go!}}
-{{L|''[Patrick swallows the key, rubs the ice cream all over his body and slips through the bars. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs is searching through the hallway for the evidence room. He stumbles across a room filled with donuts.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick swallows the key, rubs the ice cream all over his body and slips through the bars. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs is searching through the hallway for the evidence room. He stumbles across a room filled with donuts]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Donuts? ''[opens the door and a pile of donuts fall on him]'' Whoa! ''[pops out]'' Hm. Well...maybe just one. ''[eats one donut; he turns and sees the door to the evidence room and spits the donut out]'' Evidence room! ''[goes to the door]'' Huh? ''[hears something]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|You promised me ice cream! Hmph! ''[sits on the floor and pouts]''}}
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 {{L|Plankton|Outboard motors...stolen jokes...a leg...}}
 {{L|Fred|''[off-screen]'' My leg!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Hmm? Well, drop a dime on me! There it is! ''[goes to get the formula, but Mr. Krabs takes it before it gets it]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Hmm? Well, drop a dime on me! There it is! ''[goes to get the formula, but Mr. Krabs takes it before he gets it]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, you don't!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Krabs? What are you doing here? I stole that formula fair and square!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I'm stealing it back! ''[stuffs the formula under his shirt]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Oh, no, you not!}}
-{{L|''[Plankton throws a sea shell at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs removes the shell and falls over, knocking over boxes of evidence. He comes out, holding an old man.]''}}
+{{L|''[Plankton throws a sea shell at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs removes the shell and falls over, knocking over boxes of evidence. He comes out, holding Old Man Jenkins]''}}
-{{L|Old man|Hello!}}
+{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hello!}}
-{{L|''[Mr. Krabs throws the old man at Plankton, squishing him in the wall.]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs throws him at Plankton, squishing him in the wall.]''}}
-{{L|Old man|Hello!}}
+{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hello!}}
 {{L|''[Plankton throws the old man back at Mr. Krabs, sending him flying into another shelf. A group of old people fall onto Mr. Krabs.]''}}
 {{L|Old people|Hello!}}