A Patty in Time/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Attention, Krusty Krab lovers!}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm listening.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Krusty Krab is proud to present, a [[Patty Kake|brand new menu item]]!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Krusty Krab is proud to present, a [[Patty Kake|brand new menu item]]! We start with chocolate cake bun, top it with a slab of marzipan.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ooh.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Strawberry frosting, another slab of marzipan.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ahh! [grabs and pulls eyelids.]}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Vanilla frosting, more marzipan.}}
+{{L|Patrick|[pulls eyelids and licks mouth.]}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hot fudge, an additional slab of marzipan, pickles.}}
+{{L|Patrick|[smack mouth with drool.]}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The top part of the chocolate cake bun and what the heck, let’s throw a cherry on top. I call it “The Patty Kake”. [logo appears on-screen.]}}
+{{L|Patrick|[screams, eyes pop out of head, eats eyes.]}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not sweet enough for ya? Then make it a combo meal by a churro fries and a cup of carbonated high-produce corn serum.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Mom, can I go melt my teeth with sugar.}}
+{{L|Bunny|As long as you don’t spoil your dinner. [washes teeth and puts it in drawer.]}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|But wait, it gets better.}}
+{{L|Patrick|It does?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The person who orders the first Patty Kake will get their face immortalized on this official Patty Kake promotional poster.}}
+{{L|Patrick|I want to be on that poster.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then all you gotta do is be first in line this morning.}}
+{{L|Patrick|“This morning” is happening right now. [looks at watch.] What time to the doors open?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ten minutes from now. [points at watch.]}}
+{{L|Patrick|Great, I’ll only need five minutes to get there [shows hand with five fingers] and that leaves me with another five minutes for a power nap. [snores]}}
+{{L|French narrator|Six hours later}}
+{{L|Patrick|[yawns] To the Krusty Krab. [runs out the door and breaks it open, rides door as a sled]}}
+{{L|Cecil|[whistles and walks to front door.] And I’m off to the door store.}}
+{{L|[Patrick sleds up a ramp, pipes crushes two construction workers.]}}
+{{L|Patrick|[door falls while in the air.] Ahh!}}
+{{L|Cecil|[door lands inside Cecil’s car.] Ha, I guess today’s my lucky day.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Almost there. [flies and hits the Krusty Krab sign, falls on ground.] First in line.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|[opens door and laughs] Oh hiya Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob? How did you get in the Krusty Krab so early?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It’s not early. Mr. Krabs sold out of Patty Kakes four hours ago, it was a huge success. [burps] And I was the first one to try ‘em.}}
+{{L|Patrick|That’s impossible. I-uh, I got here early. [screams]}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|[places promotional poster of SpongeBob holding a Patty Kake, SpongeBob in-poster winks.]}}
+{{L|Patrick| If only I had the means to travel back in time and change the outcome of this situation.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|[laughs] Well better luck next time. [the text “time” comes out of his mouth] Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to organize my closet. [the text “closet” comes out of his mouth and spells “time closet”]}}
+{{L|Patrick| Hmpf, oh well.}}
+{{L|“Time Closet” text| Is he really that dense?}}