A Patty in Time/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the The Patrick Star Show episode "A Patty in Time/transcript" from season , which aired on .

• [The episode starts off with a sunset moving up with the Star house]
• TV announcer: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor.
• Patrick: Yay, commercial!
• [The TV shows up the Krusty Krab.]
• Mr. Krabs: Attention, Krusty Krab lovers!
• Patrick: I'm listening.
• Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab is proud to present, a brand new menu item, We start with chocolate cake bun, top it with a slab of marzipan.
• Patrick: Ooh.
• Mr. Krabs: Strawberry frosting, another slab of marzipan.
• Patrick: Ahh! [grabs and pulls eyelids.]
• Mr. Krabs: Vanilla frosting, more marzipan.
• Patrick: [pulls eyelids and licks mouth.]
• Mr. Krabs: Hot fudge, an additional slab of marzipan, pickles.
• Patrick: [smack mouth with drool.]
• Mr. Krabs: The top part of the chocolate cake bun and what the heck, let’s throw a cherry on top. I call it “The Patty Kake”. [logo appears on-screen.]
• Patrick: [screams, eyes pop out of head, eats eyes.]
• Mr. Krabs: Not sweet enough for ya? Then make it a combo meal by a churro fries and a cup of carbonated high-produce corn serum.
• Patrick: Mom, can I go melt my teeth with sugar?
• Bunny: As long as you don’t spoil your dinner. [washes teeth and puts it in drawer.]
• Mr. Krabs: But wait, it gets better.
• Patrick: It does?
• Mr. Krabs: The person who orders the first Patty Kake will get their face immortalized on this official Patty Kake promotional poster.
• Patrick: I want to be on that poster.
• Mr. Krabs: Then all you gotta do is be first in line this morning.
• Patrick: Wait, “This morning” is happening right now. [looks at watch.] What time to the doors open?
• Mr. Krabs: Ten minutes from now. [points at watch.]
• Patrick: Great, I’ll only need five minutes to get there [shows hand with five fingers] and that leaves me with another five minutes for a power nap. [snores]
• French narrator: Six hours later
• Patrick: [yawns] To the Krusty Krab. [runs out the door and breaks it open, rides door as a sled]
• Cecil: [whistles and walks to front door.] And I’m off to the door store.
• [Patrick sleds up a ramp, pipes crushes two construction workers.]
• Patrick: [door falls while in the air.] Ahh!
• Cecil: [door lands inside Cecil’s car.] Ha, I guess today’s my lucky day.
• Patrick: Almost there. [flies and hits the Krusty Krab sign, falls on ground.] First in line.
• SpongeBob: [opens door and laughs] Oh hiya Patrick.
• Patrick: SpongeBob? How did you get in the Krusty Krab so early?
• SpongeBob: It’s not early. Mr. Krabs sold out of Patty Kakes four hours ago, it was a huge success. [burps] And I was the first one to try ‘em.
• Patrick: That’s impossible. I-uh, I got here early. [screams]
• Mr. Krabs: [places promotional poster of SpongeBob holding a Patty Kake, SpongeBob in-poster winks.]
• Patrick: If only I had the means to travel back in time and change the outcome of this situation.
• SpongeBob: [laughs] Well better luck next time. [the text “time” comes out of his mouth] Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to organize my closet. [the text “closet” comes out of his mouth and spells “time closet”]
• Patrick: Hmpf, oh well.
• “Time Closet” text: Is he really that dense? [whooshing into Patrick and hits him.]
• Patrick: [The time closets spinning into his head, looking up.] Time closets? [snapping fingers] Wait! Oh-ho-ho-ho, that's it! [stands up] I can use my time closet to go back this morning and be first in line! [running away into the roads.]
• Cecil: So much fun. I wish I could install it all over again. [Patrick runs into the Cecil's installed new door, breaking it, and the brick falls into his head.] Oh [chuckles] Be careful what you wish for, Cecil.
• Patrick: Back to the Krusty Krab early this morning. [going into the time closet, lands on the sunset.]
• SpongeBob: [laughs] Patty Kake, Patty Kake, here I am!
• Patrick: I don't think so, pal. [runs into SpongeBob.]
• SpongeBob: Oh hiya Patrick.
• Patrick: You stay away from the Krusty Krab, you hear me?!
• SpongeBob: Why? The new Patty Kake is out today.
• Patrick: Sorry buddy. [grabs a road piece, then throws SpongeBob, and squishes him, and runs away.]
• SpongeBob: My turn! [laughs, then gets out on the road piece, and runs away.]