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{{L|SpongeBob|♪ Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la, la! | {{L|SpongeBob|♪ Workin' at the Krusty Krab! Workin' at the Krusty Krab! La, la, la, la! Doo...♪ Squidward? Squidward? ''[snaps fingers four times]'' Squidward are you okay?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hm? Oh! I couldn't be better!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! It happened again | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! It happened again Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's Squidward!}} | ||
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{{L|Lodge members|''[talking]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[talking]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ah. This almost makes the other three hundred and fifty-three days worth living for.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ah. This almost makes the other three hundred and fifty-three days worth living for.}} | ||
{{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, cephalapods have had but one nemesis. Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!}} | {{L|Lodge leader|For centuries, cephalapods have had but one nemesis. Let he among you who wishes to join the lodge face your greatest fear. Cantankerous Moray Eelius!}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}} | ||
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{{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[Gasp!]''}} | ||
{{L|Lodge leader|''[Gasp!]''}} | {{L|Lodge leader|''[Gasp!]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Gasp!]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clapping]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here?}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Patrick! Did you follow me here?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Do we get to join the lodge?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do we get to join the lodge?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?}} | {{L|Squidward|Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Gasp! How did you know?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Psychic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick?}} | {{L|Squidward|Psychic powers. Hey! Where's Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe he got to join the lodge!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Maybe he got to join the lodge!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[falls out of the sky and crushes Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Or... maybe not. They didn't let you join either?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Nah. I found the institution had nothing | {{L|Patrick|Nah. I found the institution had nothing left to offer me. I was stagnating.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey where's Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hold on. ''[shakes right leg. Nothing happens. shakes left leg]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Hold on. ''[shakes right leg. Nothing happens. shakes left leg]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[head pops out of Patrick's shorts]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[head pops out of Patrick's shorts]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Found Squidward. ''[pulls Squidward out of his shorts. Then, pulls the hat out and puts it on Squidward's head]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too.}} | {{L|Squidward|The last thing in my life I really enjoyed. And SpongeBob ruined it, too.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|At least you still have the hat.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[sniffles]'' I do, don't I?}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[sniffles]'' I do, don't I?}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|Eh, | {{L|Brother Roger|Eh, ahem. ''[takes Squidward's hat]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You still have your robes.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You still have your robes.}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|''[takes Squidward's robes]''}} | {{L|Brother Roger|''[takes Squidward's robes]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[covers his own eyes and Patrick's]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[covers his own eyes and Patrick's]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his regular shirt]'' You can look now.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[pulls on his regular shirt]'' You can look now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't you worry | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't you worry Squidward. I'm sure if Patrick and I just explain what happened, they're sure to let you back in.}} | ||
{{L|''[knocks on Cephalopod Lodge door]''}} | {{L|''[knocks on Cephalopod Lodge door]''}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|What is it? Oh, it’s you two.}} | {{L|Brother Roger|What is it? Oh, it’s you two.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So | {{L|SpongeBob|We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So it's not his fault.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Not his fault.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Not his fault.}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|Then who's fault was it?}} | {{L|Brother Roger|Then who's fault was it?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Is it my fault?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No | {{L|SpongeBob|No it wasn't your fault Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thanks | {{L|Patrick|Thanks SpongeBob. And it wasn't your fault either.}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|Well | {{L|Brother Roger|Well if it wasn't your fault, and it wasn't Squidward's fault, who's fault was it?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh... maybe it's your fault.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uh... maybe it's your fault.}} | ||
{{L|Brother Roger|Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again!}} | {{L|Brother Roger|Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No. You can't set foot in the lodge.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ever!}} | {{L|Patrick|Ever!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life | {{L|Squidward|Oh. Now that you two have ruined the last good thing in my life. I think I'll go slam my head in the door. Repeatedly.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward wait! I'm sorry we got you kicked out of your lodge. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?}} | {{L|Squidward|No. Why didn't you just make up your own dumb club instead of ruining mine?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge! And you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One?! Wanna join our club | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it! ''[jumps on Squidward]'' Squidward! We'll make our own club! And it'll be so much better than that dumb old Cephalop-olaphapa Lodge! And you can be our leader! How great does that sound, O Mighty One?! Wanna join our club Patrick? }} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward!}} | {{L|Patrick|Dog-pile on Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Aaahhhh! ''[The three walk back home]''.}} | {{L|Squidward|Aaahhhh! ''[The three walk back home]''.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house]'' Out!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[pushes SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house]'' Out!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge.}} | {{L|Patrick|I don't think Squidward wants to join our lodge.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh sure he does. He just needs a little push. ''[knocks on Squidward's door]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh | {{L|Squidward|Oh what now? I'm coming! What do you... Great. Must be one of SpongeBob's pranks.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[traps Squidward in a light brown bag]'' Let's move. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[traps Squidward in a light brown bag]'' Let's move. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick carry the bag away]''}} | ||
{{L|They arrive at Jellyfish Fields.}} | {{L|They arrive at Jellyfish Fields.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay we can let him out now.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Are you insane? You kidnapped me?}} | {{L|Squidward|Are you insane? You kidnapped me?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh we didn't kidnap you. We just brought you here for...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Initiation.}} | {{L|Patrick|Initiation.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What? What kind of initiation?}} | {{L|Squidward|What? What kind of initiation?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|A very special initiation. ''[pulls a jellyfish out of his net]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|A very special initiation. ''[pulls a jellyfish out of his net]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh | {{L|Squidward|Oh boy. Look at the time! Gotta run.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[smashes Squidward to the ground]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[smashes Squidward to the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Would you care to go first, Brother Patrick?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you still wanna be a Feather Friend?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Grrr...no.}} | {{L|Squidward|Grrr...no.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw...Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. ''[takes off his chicken suit]'' Everything we need is in this drawer. ''[pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw... Squidward, I hadn't realized how special your lodge was to you. I'll get you back in that club. And I know just how to do it. ''[takes off his chicken suit]'' Everything we need is in this drawer. ''[pulls Squidward's sock out of the drawer]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|A sock?}} | {{L|Squidward|A sock?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock. | {{L|SpongeBob|Not just a sock. A disguise. Patrick and I will climb inside the sock and pretend to be a giant albino eel. We will then gain entrance to the lodge, and frighten everyone inside. Once they're good and terrified, you, Squidward, will storm in, defeat that giant eel, and rescue all the lodge members. You'll be a hero Squidward. They'll have to let you back in the lodge!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.}} | {{L|Patrick|Hm. It's genius. But, I see one flaw in your plan.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|One flaw?}} | {{L|Squidward|One flaw?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}} | {{L|Patrick|That sock is way too small.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah it is. Time to break out the heavy artillery. ''[grabs a giant sock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's what I'm talkin' about!}} | {{L|Patrick|That's what I'm talkin' about!}} | ||
{{L|It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge.}} | {{L|It is night time at the Cephalopod Lodge.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the lodge]'' This is ridiculous, No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a..a....giant albino eel!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks to the lodge]'' This is ridiculous, No one is dumb enough to believe SpongeBob and Patrick are a..a....giant albino eel!}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Roar!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Roar!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Roar!}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[screaming and running]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Roar!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Roar!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Roar!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Unbelievable.}} | {{L|Squidward|Unbelievable.}} | ||
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{{L|Lodge member|There's a giant albino eel on the loose!}} | {{L|Lodge member|There's a giant albino eel on the loose!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[clears throat]'' Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. ''[punches the sock twice]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[clears throat]'' Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. ''[punches the sock twice]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh! Oh, | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh! Oh, arg! Ow! Oof! ''[sock flattens and collapses]''}} | ||
{{L|Lodge members|''[cheering]'' Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!}} | {{L|Lodge members|''[cheering]'' Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[laughing]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[laughing]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[cheering]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[cheering]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Way to go, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Way to go, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It | {{L|Patrick|It worked!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Woo, woo!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|''[get kicked out of lodge]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward|''[get kicked out of lodge]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We still have the Feather Friends.}} | ||
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