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{{EpisodeTr/234b}}{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. The customers are crowding in front of the little window. Bubble Bass is sitting on Squidward and Squidward struggles to free himself from the bottom.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. The customers are crowding in front of the little window. Bubble Bass is sitting on Squidward and Squidward struggles to free himself from the bottom.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[grunts as he tries to free himself]'' You people are proof that evolution can go in reverse!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[grunts as he tries to free himself]'' You people are proof that evolution can't go in reverse!}}
{{L|Customers|Shh!}}
{{L|Customers|Shh!}}
{{L|''[The customers watch as SpongeBob juggles the Krabby Patties and roll them onto the grill. Three patties remain spinning until SpongeBob "shoots" them flat like shooting a gun.]''}}
{{L|''[The customers watch as SpongeBob juggles the Krabby Patties and roll them onto the grill. Three patties remain spinning until SpongeBob "shoots" them flat like shooting a gun.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[gets stepped on by Mr. Krabs]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets stepped on by Mr. Krabs]'' Ow!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs climbs onto the customers and take a peak in the kitchen. SpongeBob is spraying ketchup and mustard on the buns.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs climbs onto the customers and take a peak in the kitchen. SpongeBob is spraying ketchup and mustard on the buns.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm. Well, he's not exactly maximerizing his worktime with those flourishes. But, boy, does that boy-o have talent? ''[his eyes become light bulbs with dollar signs on them; he turns them on with his nose]'' Ding! ''[climbs down and grabs a mallet]'' And talent equals money!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm. Well, he's not exactly maximerizing his worktime with those flourishes. But, boy, does that boy-o have talent. ''[his eyes become light bulbs with dollar signs on them; he turns them on with his nose]'' Ding! ''[climbs down and grabs a mallet]'' And talent equals money!}}
{{L|''[The customers turn and run as they see Mr. Krabs preparing to smash a hole in the wall. Squidward screams and runs away as well. Mr. Krabs smashes the wall really hard and makes a massive hole between the kitchen and the dining room. SpongeBob finishes his juggling act and turns around. He becomes startled to see the massive hole Mr. Krabs made.]''}}
{{L|''[The customers turn and run as they see Mr. Krabs preparing to smash a hole in the wall. Squidward screams and runs away as well. Mr. Krabs smashes the wall really hard and makes a massive hole between the kitchen and the dining room. SpongeBob finishes his juggling act and turns around. He becomes startled to see the massive hole Mr. Krabs made.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I have x-ray vision! I can see through walls!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I have X-ray vision! I can see through walls!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Calm your waters, lad. I just knocked it down.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Calm your waters, lad. I just knocked it down.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jibbers]'' Why'd you do that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jibbers]'' Why'd you do that?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|There he is! ''[flicks SpongeBob's hat off and gives him a toque]'' ChefBob! ''[grabs SpongeBob and closes the closet with his foot]'' Me little star! ''[pushes SpongeBob to the grill]'' Break a leg. Break two legs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There he is! ''[flicks SpongeBob's hat off and gives him a toque]'' ChefBob! ''[grabs SpongeBob and closes the closet with his foot]'' Me little star! ''[pushes SpongeBob to the grill]'' Break a leg. Break two legs.}}
{{L|Fred|''[holds up his leg]'' My leg!}}
{{L|Fred|''[holds up his leg]'' My leg!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shut up, Fred! Ta-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shut up, Fred! ''[makes his leave]'' Ta-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!}}
{{L|''[The customers cheer. SpongeBob is really nervous and unsure about this open kitchen business. He grabs a patty and he wipes the sweat off his head.]''}}
{{L|''[The customers cheer. SpongeBob is really nervous and unsure about this open kitchen business. He grabs a patty and he wipes the sweat off his head.]''}}
{{L|Customers|Ooh!}}
{{L|Customers|Ooh!}}
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{{L|''[The customers shrug in confusion. The couldn't figure out how to respond to it. One customer was gnawing on his hand.]''}}
{{L|''[The customers shrug in confusion. The couldn't figure out how to respond to it. One customer was gnawing on his hand.]''}}
{{L|Dave|I guess I am.}}
{{L|Dave|I guess I am.}}
{{L|ChefBob|Welcome, welcome to my job! In the kitchen of ChefBob! I cooked and oops! I wear square pants! Cooking for this hungry mob! ''[singsong]'' Your order please!}}
{{L|ChefBob|Welcome, welcome to my job! In the kitchen of ChefBob! I cooked and oops! I wear square pants! Cooking for this hungry mob! ''[singsong]'' Your order, please!}}
{{L|''[The customers cheer and SpongeBob is happy.]''}}
{{L|''[The customers cheer and SpongeBob is happy.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rubs his claws together]'' The little ChefBob is a sensation.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rubs his claws together]'' The little ChefBob is a sensation.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|ChefBob, I think your insults are mean and hurtful. What do you say we just go back to the Krabby Patty routines, huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|ChefBob, I think your insults are mean and hurtful. What do you say we just go back to the Krabby Patty routines, huh?}}
{{L|ChefBob|Need I remind you that my insults pay your salary?}}
{{L|ChefBob|Need I remind you that my insults pay your salary?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. I mean no, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and ChefBob leave the closet.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and ChefBob leave the closet.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|ChefBob, you stole my line! I do all the insults around here!}}
{{L|Squidward|ChefBob, you stole my line! I do all the insults around here!}}
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{{L|ChefBob|No, no! ''[grabs the lever but gets flushed down the toilet]''}}
{{L|ChefBob|No, no! ''[grabs the lever but gets flushed down the toilet]''}}
{{L|''[The customers become worried now that SpongeBob and ChefBob are flushed. In the kitchen, SpongeBob and ChefBob emerge from the sink and crash into a box of spatulas. SpongeBob and ChefBob engage in a spatula sword fight.]''}}
{{L|''[The customers become worried now that SpongeBob and ChefBob are flushed. In the kitchen, SpongeBob and ChefBob emerge from the sink and crash into a box of spatulas. SpongeBob and ChefBob engage in a spatula sword fight.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|On guard!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|En guarde!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and ChefBob fight each other with all their might. They exit the kitchen and continue their fight in the dining room while the customers watch. ChefBob removes the spatula from SpongeBob's grasp and goes to finish him. SpongeBob holds his ground and keeps ChefBob's spatula from hitting him. ChefBob cackles evilly as if he was about to win. Just as ChefBob was about to deliver the final blow, SpongeBob lifts ChefBob, grabs the spatula with his teeth, and throws it onto a poster in the wall. SpongeBob hops in the boat, opens the cash register and slams the drawer onto ChefBob. The customers gasp in fright and realize that SpongeBob and ChefBob's battle is not part of the act and is not funny at all. The parent and the child cry at the sight. The customers become disgusted with this and they leave the restaurant just as SpongeBob collapse from exhaustion.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and ChefBob fight each other with all their might. They exit the kitchen and continue their fight in the dining room while the customers watch. ChefBob removes the spatula from SpongeBob's grasp and goes to finish him. SpongeBob holds his ground and keeps ChefBob's spatula from hitting him. ChefBob cackles evilly as if he was about to win. Just as ChefBob was about to deliver the final blow, SpongeBob lifts ChefBob, grabs the spatula with his teeth, and throws it onto a poster in the wall. SpongeBob hops in the boat, opens the cash register and slams the drawer onto ChefBob. The customers gasp in fright and realize that SpongeBob and ChefBob's battle is not part of the act and is not funny at all. The parent and the child cry at the sight. The customers become disgusted with this and they leave the restaurant just as SpongeBob collapses from exhaustion.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me customers! ''[gets angry and walks over to ChefBob, who's punching SpongeBob]'' Alright, enough of this. ''[grabs ChefBob off of SpongeBob's hand and holds up a hand puppet version of himself]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me customers! ''[gets angry and walks over to ChefBob, who's punching SpongeBob]'' Alright, enough of this. ''[grabs ChefBob off of SpongeBob's hand and holds up a hand puppet version of himself]''}}
{{L|Hand puppet Mr. Krabs|ChefBob, you are hereby fired! ''[punches ChefBob to the floor]'' Mr. Squidward, will you do the honors?}}
{{L|Hand puppet Mr. Krabs|ChefBob, you are hereby fired! ''[punches ChefBob to the floor]'' Mr. Squidward, will you do the honors?}}

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