Chimps Ahoy/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are standing in front of the pineapple as the mailman comes walking by and puts a package into SpongeBob's mailbox]''}}
-{{L|[[SpongeBob]] & [[Patrick]]|It's here! ''[takes out the package and opens it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's here! ''[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)]] the package and opens it]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Behold, Patrick! The official Goofy Goober Back Scratcher! And it only cost me 52 box-tops.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Wow.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Yeah!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Onward... to Squidward's house.}}
-{{L|[[Squidward]]|Go away!}} (What a relief that Squidward said that!)
+{{L|Squidward|Go away!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|To Sandy's house. ''[cut to Sandy's treedome]'' Hey, Sandy, you gotta see this. ''[bunch of inventions are torn up inside the treedome]'' Sandy? What's going on here? Sandy, are you ok? ''[Sandy shudders]'' What's wrong, Sandy?}}
-{{L|[[Sandy]]|They're coming. They're coming. The chimps are coming.}}
+{{L|Sandy|They're coming. They're coming. The chimps are coming.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Who?}}
 {{L|Sandy|My bosses. They're coming for an inspection. I've worked day and night for a week, but none of my inventions are any good. If I don't have a real impressive invention by this afternoon, they'll cut my funding, and I'll have to leave Bikini Bottom.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I know this one will work. I've invented a parallel universe.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Somebody keeps stealing my ideas!}} (He didn't do it, you dumb bastard!)
+{{L|Patrick|Somebody keeps stealing my ideas!}}
 {{L|[[SpongeBob's Reflection]]|''[strange accent]'' Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[his invention crashes]'' Ooh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. ''[acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy]''}}
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 {{L|Lord Reginald|Oh, I say, now it's feeding me delicious pudding.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Pudding? I don't remember that part of the invention.}}
-{{L|Lord Reginald|Now it's tuning my ukulele. ''[one sour note of the ukelele and the invention gets out-of-control. Lord Reginald is hit on the head with the ukulele]'' Ouch! Oo! I say, was that necessary? ''[is slapped in the back of his head]'' You, sir, are impertinent. ''[a pair of scissors, fire, a saw, and more gadgets surround him]'' Oh, dear. ''[screams]''}}
+{{L|Lord Reginald|Now it's tuning my ukulele. ''[one sour note of the ukulele and the invention gets out-of-control. Lord Reginald is hit on the head with the ukulele]'' Ouch! Oo! I say, was that necessary? ''[is slapped in the back of his head]'' You, sir, are impertinent. ''[a pair of scissors, fire, a saw, and more gadgets surround him]'' Oh, dear. ''[screams]''}}
 {{L|Dr. Marmalade|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[shrieks and explosions are heard]'' I'm sorry, was that a yes?}}
 {{L|Professor Percy|Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick, what is the meaning of this?}}
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 {{L|Sandy|Will this bus take you somewhere when you've got nowhere else to go?}}
 {{L|Bus Driver|It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. ''[Sandy heres the screaming]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|What in tar nation? ''[enters her treedome]'' What's with all the monkey business? ''[gasps]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|What in tarnation? ''[enters her treedome]'' What's with all the monkey business? ''[gasps]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Sandy!}}
 {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! What the heck is going on here? ''[invention spits Lord Reginald out]''}}
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 {{L|Lord Reginald|It may be the extreme head trauma I've suffered, but I am going to offer you a 20-year contract with a substantial pay raise.}}
 {{L|Sandy|I accept.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Hooray!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}}
 {{L|Professor Percy|I expect great things out of you, Miss Cheeks. Great things.}}
 {{L|Lord Reginald|Perhaps you could put your talents toward that automatic poop-throwing machine that's eluded us for so long.}}