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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are standing in front of SpongeBob's house when the mailman comes walking by and puts a package into SpongeBob's mailbox]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are standing in front of SpongeBob's house when the mailman comes walking by and puts a package into SpongeBob's mailbox.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's here! ''[SpongeBob takes the package and opens it]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's here! ''[SpongeBob takes the package and opens it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Behold, Patrick! The official Goofy Goober Backscratcher! And it only cost me 52 box tops.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Behold, Patrick! The official Goofy Goober Backscratcher! And it only cost me 52 box tops.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob| ''[they start marching]'' Onward... to Squidward's house.}} | {{L|SpongeBob| ''[they start marching]'' Onward... to Squidward's house.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[from inside]'' Go away!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[from inside]'' Go away!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|To Sandy's house. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|To Sandy's house. ''[bubble transition to Sandy's treedome]'' Hey, Sandy, you gotta see this! ''[a bunch of inventions are torn up]'' Sandy? What's going on here?! Sandy, are you okay? ''[Sandy shudders]'' What's wrong, Sandy?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|They're coming. They're coming. The chimps are coming.}} | {{L|Sandy|They're coming. They're coming. The chimps are coming.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Who?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Who?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|What's it saying?}} | {{L|Patrick|What's it saying?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It says... "It's dark in here." Got anything else, Sandy?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It says... "It's dark in here." Got anything else, Sandy?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|There's my nuttaccino machine. It makes a nice, hot frothy cup of any nut you choose. ''[ | {{L|Sandy|There's my nuttaccino machine. It makes a nice, hot frothy cup of any nut you choose. ''[puts a peanut into the machine. The peanut screams, which makes SpongeBob sad]'' And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker. ''[turns it on. The nutcracker tries to crack open a nut, but it can't, and it gives up]'' Oh, I can't even make a simple nutcracker!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So it's got a few bugs. Patrick and I'll help you fix it. Right, Patrick? Patrick? ''[Patrick is using the backscratcher]'' Everything'll be fine.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So it's got a few bugs. Patrick and I'll help you fix it. Right, Patrick? Patrick? ''[Patrick is using the backscratcher]'' Everything'll be fine.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Oh, it's no use, SpongeBob! I just have to face facts. I'm leaving Bikini Bottom because... I'm a failure.}} | {{L|Sandy|Oh, it's no use, SpongeBob! I just have to face facts. I'm leaving Bikini Bottom because... I'm a failure.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Right.}} | {{L|Patrick|Right.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So let's start inventing!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So let's start inventing!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick carrying a table. Patrick falls over the table]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's time to get serious, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's time to get serious, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Right! ''[crashes]'' I made an invention. It's a stick you can draw or write stuff with.}} | {{L|Patrick|Right! ''[crashes]'' I made an invention. It's a stick you can draw or write stuff with.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[his invention crashes]'' Ooh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. ''[acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[his invention crashes]'' Ooh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. ''[acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|♪ So long, Bikini Bottom, I can't leave without a good-bye. But please don't think bad of me, if'n I start to cry. So long, Bikini Bottom, there's so many things I'll miss, from your smoggy, crowded city, to your stingin' jellyfish. This town is filled with many things, that I've come to love. From the birds that fly upon the ground, to the flowers up above. Farewell, Bikini Bottom, now I really hate to go. 'Cause the things I'll miss the most of all, are the friends I've come to know. ♪}} | {{L|Sandy|♪ So long, Bikini Bottom, I can't leave without a good-bye. But please don't think bad of me, if'n I start to cry. So long, Bikini Bottom, there's so many things I'll miss, from your smoggy, crowded city, to your stingin' jellyfish. This town is filled with many things, that I've come to love. From the birds that fly upon the ground, to the flowers up above. Farewell, Bikini Bottom, now I really hate to go. 'Cause the things I'll miss the most of all, are the friends I've come to know. ♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[both cry]'' I'm ashamed of myself, Patrick. I gave up too quickly. We'll build Sandy's bosses an invention so amazing, they'll give Sandy funding forever! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[both cry]'' I'm ashamed of myself, Patrick. I gave up too quickly. We'll build Sandy's bosses an invention so amazing, they'll give Sandy funding forever! ''[bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick experimenting and building an invention. Bubble transition]'' We've done it, Patrick! We've created the greatest invention the world has ever seen! Patrick, they're here.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Who?}} | {{L|Patrick|Who?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy's bosses. ''[Patrick is clueless]'' The reason we spent all afternoon inventing!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sandy's bosses. ''[Patrick is clueless]'' The reason we spent all afternoon inventing!}} | ||
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{{L|Professor Percy|Where is Miss Cheeks?}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Where is Miss Cheeks?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|She should be back any moment.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|She should be back any moment.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[finally recalling what SpongeBob said]''I thought she ran away because she couldn't invent anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick to you!}} | {{L|Patrick|That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick to you!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Good idea.}} | {{L|Patrick|Good idea.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, you're the unpaid intern. You do the work. ''[ | {{L|Patrick|Hey, you're the unpaid intern. You do the work. ''[bubble transition to everyone is standing in front of an invention]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gentlemen, I can say without exaggeration that this is the most important invention in the history of the universe! I give you... ''[reveals the invention]'' The Automatic Backscratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gentlemen, I can say without exaggeration that this is the most important invention in the history of the universe! I give you... ''[reveals the invention]'' The Automatic Backscratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000!}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|This is where our research money went?}} | {{L|Professor Percy|This is where our research money went?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|As sure as I'm a doctor professor.}} | {{L|Patrick|As sure as I'm a doctor professor.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, don't you think we should test it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, don't you think we should test it?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[turns invention on. The contraption comes down over Lord Reginald]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[turns the invention on. The contraption comes down over Lord Reginald]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's not exactly what I had in mind!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's not exactly what I had in mind!}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[inside the invention, Lord Reginald is getting his hair trimmed]''}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[inside the invention, Lord Reginald is getting his hair trimmed]''}} | ||
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{{L|Bus Driver|It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. ''[Sandy hears the screaming]''}} | {{L|Bus Driver|It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. ''[Sandy hears the screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|What in tarnation?! ''[enters her treedome]'' What's with all the monkey business?! ''[gasps]''}} | {{L|Sandy|What in tarnation?! ''[enters her treedome]'' What's with all the monkey business?! ''[gasps]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick laughs]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick laughs.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sandy!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! What the heck is going on here?! ''[the invention spits Lord Reginald out]''}} | {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! What the heck is going on here?! ''[the invention spits Lord Reginald out]''}} | ||
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{{L|Lord Reginald|Oh! It is! It is! It's the banana peeler we have been searching 117 years for! ''[excited chattering from the chimps]''}} | {{L|Lord Reginald|Oh! It is! It is! It's the banana peeler we have been searching 117 years for! ''[excited chattering from the chimps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow Sandy, they're going bananas for your nutcracker!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow Sandy, they're going bananas for your nutcracker!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Yeah. ''[ | {{L|Sandy|Yeah. ''[bubble transition to when the chimps are about to leave]''}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|Well, Miss Cheeks, I must say you have exceeded expectations.}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Well, Miss Cheeks, I must say you have exceeded expectations.}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|It may be the extreme head trauma I've suffered, but I am going to offer you a 20-year contract with a substantial pay raise.}} | {{L|Lord Reginald|It may be the extreme head trauma I've suffered, but I am going to offer you a 20-year contract with a substantial pay raise.}} | ||
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{{L|All Chimps|Goodbye!}} | {{L|All Chimps|Goodbye!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Well, the only thing left is to figure out what to do with this infernal contraption.}} | {{L|Sandy|Well, the only thing left is to figure out what to do with this infernal contraption.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[sits on his invention]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[machine turns on and he screams]'' All right!}} | {{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[sits on his invention]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[the machine turns on and he screams]'' All right!}} | ||
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