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{{L|''[The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}} | {{L|''[The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}} | ||
{{L|Con man|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[Laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}} | {{L|Con man|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[Laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick ''[singing as they run off]''|Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick ''[singing as they run off]'' |Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, the same Con man comes out]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, the same Con man comes out]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mother|Live forever you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face]''}} | {{L|Mother|Live forever you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}} | ||
{{L|Mother ''[From inside house]''|Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[Cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}} | {{L|Mother ''[From inside house]'' |Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[Cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|Mary ''[looking at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]''|I hate you. ''[Slams door]''}} | {{L|Mary ''[looking at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' |I hate you. ''[Slams door]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|It'll make you sound smart.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It'll make you sound smart.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer ''[southern accent]''|I'll take 20!}} | {{L|Customer ''[southern accent]'' |I'll take 20!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}} | {{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}} | {{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}} | ||
{{L|'' | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]''Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Well, some guys have all the luck.}} | {{L|Customer|Well, some guys have all the luck.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. Is there anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. Is there anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing...as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling...chocolate bars.''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes]''}} | {{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing...as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling...chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene]''}} | {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the street]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the street]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob ''[grunting]''|Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}} | {{L|SpongeBob ''[grunting]'' |Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's admit it, Patrick. We're failures.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's admit it, Patrick. We're failures.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick ''[Walking in from the left]''|I can live with that. ''[Places box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}} | {{L|Patrick ''[Walking in from the left]'' |I can live with that. ''[Places box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}} | {{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen]''}} | {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the boat]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the inside of the boat]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward ''[Walking in from the left]''|Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}} | {{L|Squidward ''[Walking in from the left]'' |Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the server]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the server]''}} | ||
{{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | {{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Pause]''}} | {{L|''[Pause]''}} | ||
{{L|Mother|What? What did he say?}} | {{L|Mother|What? What did he say?}} | ||
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