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{{L|''[The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}}
{{L|''[The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}}
{{L|Con man|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[Laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}}
{{L|Con man|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[Laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick ''[singing as they run off]'' |Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick ''[singing as they run off]''|Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, the same Con man comes out]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, the same Con man comes out]''}}
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{{L|Sadie|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
{{L|Sadie|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
{{L|Sadie ''[captions on TV call it Woman and Credits on TV call it Lady Fish.]'' |That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}}
{{L|Sadie ''[captions on TV call it Woman and Credits on TV call it Lady Fish.]''|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
{{L|Tom ''[subtitles on TV call it Man.]'' |CHOCOLATE!!!!!!}}
{{L|Tom ''[subtitles on TV call it Man.]''|CHOCOLATE!!!!!!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up and you come in for the kill!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up and you come in for the kill!}}
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{{L|Mother|Live forever you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face]''}}
{{L|Mother|Live forever you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}}
{{L|Mother ''[From inside house]'' |Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[Cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
{{L|Mother ''[From inside house]''|Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[Cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
{{L|Mary ''[looking at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' |I hate you. ''[Slams door]''}}
{{L|Mary ''[looking at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]''|I hate you. ''[Slams door]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It'll make you sound smart.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It'll make you sound smart.}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}}
{{L|Customer ''[southern accent]'' |I'll take 20!}}
{{L|Customer ''[southern accent]''|I'll take 20!}}
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick]''}}
{{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}}
{{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}}
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{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the street]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the street]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob ''[grunting]'' |Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}}
{{L|SpongeBob ''[grunting]''|Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's admit it, Patrick. We're failures.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's admit it, Patrick. We're failures.}}
{{L|Patrick ''[Walking in from the left]'' |I can live with that. ''[Places box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|Patrick ''[Walking in from the left]''|I can live with that. ''[Places box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}}
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}}
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{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen]''}}
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the boat]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the boat]''}}
{{L|Squidward ''[Walking in from the left]'' |Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
{{L|Squidward ''[Walking in from the left]''|Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
{{L|''[Cut to the server]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the server]''}}
{{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
{{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}

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