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{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'n-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'n-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}}
{{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs! ''[He pronounces it "ontre-prenyouers"]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs! ''[He pronounces it "ontre-prenyouers". SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|O.K. Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|O.K. Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, a fish opens the door]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, a fish opens the door]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?!?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!}}
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?!?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "CHOCOLAAATE!!!"]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming: "CHOCOLAAATE!!!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our REAL first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our REAL first step!}}
{{L|''[A Con man opens the door.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
{{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}}
{{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we ARE chocolate bar salesmen!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we ARE chocolate bar salesmen!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice-}}
{{L|Tom|CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE!}}
{{L|Tom|CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|-lady.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|-lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming: "CHOCOLAAAATE!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
{{L|''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming CHOCOLAAAATE!]''}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be SOMETHING. What was the reason we bought those bags?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be SOMETHING. What was the reason we bought those bags?}}
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{{L|Mary|Mom!}}
{{L|Mary|Mom!}}
{{L|Mother|''[Entering from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
{{L|Mother|''[Entering from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to Mary's mother]''}}
{{L|''[Cut back to Mary's mother]''}}
{{L|Mother|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
{{L|Mother|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
{{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard saying no constantly]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard saying no constantly]''}}
{{L|Mother|Live forever you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face]''}}
{{L|Mother|Live forever you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face. Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}}
{{L|Mother|''[From inside house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[Cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
{{L|Mother|''[From inside house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[Cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
{{L|Mary|''[looking at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[Slams door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Mary|''[looking at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[Slams door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}}
{{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ecoing]'' You'll rule the world!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ecoing]'' You'll rule the world!!}}
{{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Patrick]''}}
{{L|''[Cut close to Patrick]''}}
{{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}}
{{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick, let's help him!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick, let's help him!}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of SpongeBob's house]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
{{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. Is there anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. Is there anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}}
{{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing...as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling...chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes]''}}
{{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing...as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling...chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! HA HA HA!!!}}
{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! HA HA HA!!!}}
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the street]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}}
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}}
{{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over]''}}
{{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Pleaseeee.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Pleaseeee.}}
{{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please Spare Me!}}
{{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please Spare Me! ''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}}
{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}}
{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt]''}}
{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you...I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss]''}}
{{L|''[Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow]''}}
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to the two]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the two]''}}
{{L|Patrick|But what are we going to spend it on?}}
{{L|Patrick|But what are we going to spend it on?}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen. Cut to the inside of the boat]''}}
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the boat]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
{{L|''[Cut to the server]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the server]''}}

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