Chocolate with Nuts/transcript: Difference between revisions
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{{L|SpongeBob|HI, MAILMAN!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|HI, MAILMAN!}} | ||
{{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}} | {{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick walks up]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick walks up]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, the mail's here! What did you get?}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, the mail's here! What did you get?}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAH | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAH!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}} | ||
{{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}} | {{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}} | ||
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{{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?!?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE | {{L|Tom|Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?!?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "CHOCOLAAATE!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our REAL first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we ARE chocolate bar salesmen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we ARE chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice- ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice- ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE!}} | {{L|Tom|CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|-lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming | {{L|SpongeBob|-lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "CHOCOLAAAATE!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be SOMETHING. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be SOMETHING. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}} | ||
{{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE | {{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up and you come in for the kill!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up and you come in for the kill!}} | ||
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{{L|Mary|CHOCOLATES!}} | {{L|Mary|CHOCOLATES!}} | ||
{{L|Mother|I can't hear you!}} | {{L|Mother|I can't hear you!}} | ||
{{L|Mary|THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES | {{L|Mary|THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!}} | ||
{{L|Mother|They're selling chocolate?}} | {{L|Mother|They're selling chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Mary|YEAH | {{L|Mary|YEAH!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of Mary's mother smiling]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of Mary's mother smiling]''}} | ||
{{L|Mother|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}} | {{L|Mother|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|They'll bring world peace!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They'll bring world peace!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}} | {{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ecoing]'' You'll rule the world | {{L|SpongeBob|''[ecoing]'' You'll rule the world!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}} | {{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. Is there anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. Is there anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing...as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling...chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | {{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing... as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! HA HA HA | {{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! HA HA HA!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}} | {{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE | {{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Pleaseeee.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Pleaseeee.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please Spare Me! ''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}} | {{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please Spare Me! ''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}} | ||
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