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{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox humming. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox humming. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | ||
{{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}} | {{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' Whoah!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}} | ||
{{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}} | {{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}} | ||
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{{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! | {{L|Tom|Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "CHOCOLAAATE!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "CHOCOLAAATE!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we ARE chocolate bar salesmen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we ARE chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}} | {{L|Con man|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|Con man|No, no no no, | {{L|Con man|No, no no no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[He holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | {{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[He holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | ||
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{{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you knuckle-head! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}} | {{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you knuckle-head! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}} | ||
{{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' | {{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[Walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}} | ||
{{L|''[The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}} | {{L|''[The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | {{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice- ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice- ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|-lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "CHOCOLAAAATE!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|-lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "CHOCOLAAAATE!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, he did... I'm going back to buy more bags!}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, he did... I'm going back to buy more bags!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick runs to the door]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick runs to the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|No, wait Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick freezes in place]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick freezes in place]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why don't we try being nice?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Why don't we try being nice?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Focusing.}} | {{L|Patrick|Focusing.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple Fish|[freaks out] Back off, Jack!}} | {{L|Purple Fish|''[freaks out]'' Back off, Jack!}} | ||
{{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes, Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}} | {{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes, Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[Moving eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[Moving eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}} | ||
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{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}} | {{L|Mary|Chocolates!}} | ||
{{L|Mother|What?}} | {{L|Mother|What?}} | ||
{{L|Mary| | {{L|Mary|Chocolates!}} | ||
{{L|Mother|I can't hear you!}} | {{L|Mother|I can't hear you!}} | ||
{{L|Mary| | {{L|Mary|They're selling chocolates!}} | ||
{{L|Mother|They're selling chocolate?}} | {{L|Mother|They're selling chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Mary| | {{L|Mary|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of Mary's mother smiling]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of Mary's mother smiling]''}} | ||
{{L|Mother|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}} | {{L|Mother|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|They'll bring world peace!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They'll bring world peace!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}} | {{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[echoing]'' You'll rule the world!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}} | {{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing... as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | {{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing... as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! | {{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | ||
{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}} | {{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please Spare Me! ''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}} | {{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please Spare Me! ''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}} | ||
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