Chocolate with Nuts/transcript: Difference between revisions
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{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' Whoa!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}} | ||
{{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}} | {{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|A chocolate bar?}} | {{L|Patrick|A chocolate bar?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea, Pat! We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea, Pat! We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg' | {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming " | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}} | {{L|Con man|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[He holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | {{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[He holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}} | ||
{{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you knuckle-head! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}} | {{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you knuckle-head! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}} | ||
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{{L|Sadie|[Sadie looks at her watch] I don't have time for this.}} | {{L|Sadie|[Sadie looks at her watch] I don't have time for this.}} | ||
{{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | {{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the | {{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be | {{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|He said we were mediocre...}} | {{L|Patrick|He said we were mediocre...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! He made us feel special!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it! He made us feel special!}} | ||
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{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please | {{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please spare me! ''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt]''}} | {{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | ||
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{{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | {{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole | {{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the Server and Squidward]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the Server and Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Server|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their ''[leaning over to Squidward]'' dates.}} | {{L|Server|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their ''[leaning over to Squidward]'' dates.}} | ||
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