Chocolate with Nuts/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{EpisodeTr/52a}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox humming. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|HI, MAILMAN!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}}
 {{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}}
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 {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAH!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' Whoa!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}}
 {{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|A chocolate bar?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea, Pat! We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen!}}
-{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'n-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}}
+{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}}
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 {{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?!?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "CHOCOLAAATE!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our REAL first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
 {{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we ARE chocolate bar salesmen!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}}
 {{L|Con man|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}}
-{{L|Con man|No, no no no, WRONG. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}}
+{{L|Con man|No, no no no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}}
 {{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[He holds up a bright-orange bag]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Woooooooow... what is it?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}}
 {{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you knuckle-head! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}}
-{{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' BUT, I'm wasting my time. ''[Walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}}
+{{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[Walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}}
 {{L|''[The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}}
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 {{L|Sadie|[Sadie looks at her watch] I don't have time for this.}}
 {{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice- ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
-{{L|Tom|CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE!}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|-lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "CHOCOLAAAATE!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be SOMETHING. What was the reason we bought those bags?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}}
 {{L|Patrick|He said we were mediocre...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's it! He made us feel special!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah, he did... I'm going back to buy more bags!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick runs to the door]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|NO, wait Patrick!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, wait Patrick!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick freezes in place]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Why don't we try being nice?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Focusing.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}}
-{{L|Purple Fish|[freaks out] Back off, Jack!}}
+{{L|Purple Fish|''[freaks out]'' Back off, Jack!}}
 {{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes, Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[Moving eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}}
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 {{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
 {{L|Mother|What?}}
-{{L|Mary|CHOCOLATES!}}
+{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
 {{L|Mother|I can't hear you!}}
-{{L|Mary|THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!}}
+{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolates!}}
 {{L|Mother|They're selling chocolate?}}
-{{L|Mary|YEAH!}}
+{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of Mary's mother smiling]''}}
 {{L|Mother|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|They'll bring world peace!}}
 {{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[ecoing]'' You'll rule the world!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[echoing]'' You'll rule the world!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Patrick]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}}
 {{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing... as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
-{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! HA HA HA!}}
+{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
 {{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}}
-{{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
-{{L|Patrick|No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please Spare Me! ''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Don't hurt us, Tom. Please spare me!}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}}
 {{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
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 {{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restraunt?}}
+{{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the Server and Squidward]''}}
 {{L|Server|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their ''[leaning over to Squidward]'' dates.}}