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{{EpisodeTr/52a}} | {{EpisodeTr/52a}}{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox humming. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox humming. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | ||
{{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}} | {{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple Fish|Yes?}} | {{L|Purple Fish|Yes?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, | {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple Fish|Why is Tubby here staring at me?}} | {{L|Purple Fish|Why is Tubby here staring at me?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Focusing.}} | {{L|Patrick|Focusing.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple Fish|''[freaks out]'' Back | {{L|Purple Fish|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack!}} | ||
{{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes, Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}} | {{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes, Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[Moving eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[Moving eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene]''}} | {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't understand what were doing wrong.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't understand what were doing wrong.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I can't understand anything}} | {{L|Patrick|I can't understand anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There's something to this selling game were just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There's something to this selling game that were just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the sign]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the sign]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[reading the sign]'' Eat Barnacle Chips, they're delicious.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[reading the sign]'' Eat Barnacle Chips, they're delicious.}} | ||
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{{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE!}} | {{L|Tom|CHOCOLATE!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up and you come in for the kill!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|The kill!}} | {{L|Patrick|The kill!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell, Mary answers]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell, Mary answers]''}} | ||
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{{L|Fred|Great! My wife's trying to grow a beard!}} | {{L|Fred|Great! My wife's trying to grow a beard!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick has a sad face this time]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick has a sad face this time]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|They'll make you sound smart.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[southern accent]'' I'll take 20!}} | {{L|Customer|''[southern accent]'' I'll take 20!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}} | {{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this guy will feel sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[Customer opens door]''}} | {{L|''[Customer opens door]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|What can I do for you boys?}} | {{L|Customer|What can I do for you boys?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer| | {{L|Customer|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}} | ||
{{L|''[A violin begins]''}} | {{L|''[A violin begins]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.}} | {{L|Customer|I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, they both have faces meaning that they were about to cry]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, they both have faces meaning that they were about to cry]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|At night, ''[As SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face]'' I | {{L|Customer|At night, ''[As SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face]'' I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer, the wires snap]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer, the wires snap]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[About to fall]'' Oh, no...}} | {{L|Customer|''[About to fall]'' Oh, no...}} | ||
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{{L|Customer|''[On the last step]'' Ow...}} | {{L|Customer|''[On the last step]'' Ow...}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of | {{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[In pain]'' Ow...!}} | {{L|Customer|''[In pain]'' Ow...!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. | {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing... as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | {{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}} | {{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}} | ||
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{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! | {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt]''}} | {{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt]''}} | ||
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