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{{L|''[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money]''}} | {{L|''[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[Points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[Points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[Takes the magazine]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities | {{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[Takes the magazine]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs. They sell things to people.}} | {{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs. They sell things to people.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What kind of things?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What kind of things?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How should I know? Things people wanna buy | {{L|Squidward|How should I know? Things people wanna buy. ''[walks off]'' Now keep your paws off my mail.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We gotta becomes entrepreneurs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We gotta becomes entrepreneurs!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | {{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!" | {{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | ||
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{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.}} | {{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.}} | ||
{{L|''[The customer holds up a picture of an obese self at age 13]''}} | {{L|''[The customer holds up a picture of an obese self at age 13]''}} | ||
{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|You can keep that for | {{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|You can keep that for five bucks.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'll take | {{L|Patrick|I'll take ten!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We haven't sold one chocolate bar. I got a feeling that were too easily distracted.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We haven't sold one chocolate bar. I got a feeling that were too easily distracted.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[Raising fist]'' Hooray for lying!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[Raising fist]'' Hooray for lying!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubbles | {{L|''[Bubbles transition to SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick is seen with a look that was about to make him laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It'll make your hair grow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It'll make your hair grow.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Fred]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Fred]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|They'll make you sound smart.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They'll make you sound smart.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[southern accent]'' I'll take | {{L|Customer|''[southern accent]'' I'll take twenty!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}} | {{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}} | ||
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