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 {{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. The mailman arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}}
-{{L|''[Dropping his mail, the mailman screams in terror, and runs away]''}}
+{{L|''[The mailman drops his mail, screams in terror and runs away]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick walks up]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hey, the mail's here! What did you get?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Let's see... ''[Looks through the mail]'' Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, hey! A magazine!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Let's see... ''[looks through the mail]'' Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, hey! A magazine!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the magazine]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[They look inside the magazine]'' Whoa!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[look inside the magazine]'' Whoa!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}}
 {{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool!}}
 {{L|''[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[Takes the magazine out of their hands]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes the magazine out of their hands]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}}
 {{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs. They sell things to people.}}
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 {{L|Tom|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A con man opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
 {{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}}
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 {{L|Con man|No, no no no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}}
-{{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[He holds up a bright-orange bag]''}}
+{{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}}
 {{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}}
-{{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[Walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}}
+{{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}}
-{{L|''[The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}}
+{{L|''[The con man grins, the scene changes to the con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}}
-{{L|Con man|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[Laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}}
+{{L|Con man|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[singing as they run off]'' Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, the same Con man comes out]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, the same con man comes out]''}}
 {{L|Con man|Yes?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}}
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 {{L|Sadie|''[Sadie looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this.}}
 {{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
 {{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Huh?}}
 {{L|''[Far cut]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[raising his fist]'' Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[raises his fist]'' Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Removing pictures from his face]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[removes pictures from his face]'' Huh?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[Holding out his hand]'' Let's shake on it.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds out his hand]'' Let's shake on it.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Looking at SpongeBob confused]'' Did you say something?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[looks at SpongeBob confused]'' Did you say something?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the other customer's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen entering the view]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, focus.}}
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 {{L|Purple Fish|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack!}}
 {{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes; Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Moving eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[moves his eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}}
 {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick is eating a chocolate bar]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I can't understand what were doing wrong.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[Happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
 {{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob winks at Patrick, Patrick then chuckles]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate. ''[Getting a closer look at Mary]'' Is your mother home?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Mary]'' Is your mother home? }}
 {{L|''[Cut to Mary]''}}
 {{L|Mary|Mom!}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|''[Entering from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
+{{L|Mary's Mother|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to Mary's mother]''}}
 {{L|Mary's Mother|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard saying no constantly]''}}
 {{L|Mary's Mother|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face. Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}}
-{{L|Mary's Mother|''[From inside house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[Cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
+{{L|Mary's Mother|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
-{{L|Mary|''[looking at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[Slams door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Mary|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Raising fist]'' Hooray for lying!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[raises fist]'' Hooray for lying!}}
 {{L|''[Bubbles transition to SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick is seen with a look that was about to make him laugh]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It'll make your hair grow.}}
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 {{L|Customer|''[About to fall]'' Oh, no...}}
 {{L|''[A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[On the last step]'' Ow...}}
+{{L|Customer|''[on the last step]'' Ow...}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
 {{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[In pain]'' Ow...!}}
+{{L|Customer|''[in pain]'' Ow...!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
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 {{L|Customer|Well, there is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
 {{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the con artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's admit it, Patrick. We're failures.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Walking in from the left]'' I can live with that. ''[Places box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left]'' I can live with that. ''[places the box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
 {{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[Screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick, and the boxes over. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
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 {{L|Patrick|But what are we going to spend it on?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen. Cut to the inside of the boat]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[Walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
 {{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked]''}}