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{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. The mailman arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. The mailman arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | ||
{{L|''[The mailman drops his mail, screams in terror and runs away]''}} | {{L|''[The mailman drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick walks up]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick walks up]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Blue | {{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|Hello?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I love you.}} | {{L|Patrick|I love you.}} | ||
{{L|''[A harp is heard playing, the customer stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in extreme disgust | {{L|''[A harp is heard playing, the customer stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in extreme disgust; a tuba is heard playing after the slamming]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob rings the doorbell, the customer opens the door]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob rings the doorbell, the customer opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Blue | {{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|Please. G-Go away!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, ''[clears throat]'' H-H-How you doin'?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Um, ''[clears throat]'' H-H-How you doin'?}} | ||
{{L|Blue | {{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|How am I doing?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wanna buy some chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wanna buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We got him now!}} | {{L|Patrick|We got him now!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Patrick's belly is bubbling]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick's belly is bubbling]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hee hee, it tickles!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hee hee, it tickles!}} | ||
{{L|Blue | {{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.}} | ||
{{L|''[The customer holds up a picture of | {{L|''[The customer holds up a picture of him being obese at age 13]''}} | ||
{{L|Blue | {{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|You can keep that for five bucks.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'll take ten!}} | {{L|Patrick|I'll take ten!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple | {{L|Purple fish|Why is Chubby here staring at me?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick's eyes]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Patrick's eyes]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Focusing.}} | {{L|Patrick|Focusing.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple | {{L|Purple fish|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack!}} | ||
{{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes; Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}} | {{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes; Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[moves his eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[moves his eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to Mary]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Mary]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary|Mom!}} | {{L|Mary|Mom!}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to Mary's mother]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to Mary's mother]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolate.}} | {{L|Mary|They're selling chocolate.}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|Chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Mary|Yeah!}} | {{L|Mary|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|What, what are they selling?}} | ||
{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}} | {{L|Mary|Chocolates!}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|What?}} | ||
{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}} | {{L|Mary|Chocolates!}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|I can't hear you!}} | ||
{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolates!}} | {{L|Mary|They're selling chocolates!}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|They're selling chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Mary|Yeah!}} | {{L|Mary|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of Mary's mother smiling]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of Mary's mother smiling]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut back to view Mary and her mom]''}} | {{L|''[Cut back to view Mary and her mom]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|I always hated it!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob sweating]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob sweating]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}} | {{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard saying no constantly]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard saying no constantly]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face. Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|Mary|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|Mary|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | ||
{{L|''[Pause]''}} | {{L|''[Pause]''}} | ||
{{L|Mary's | {{L|Mary's mother|What? What did he say?}} | ||
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