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 {{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, Tom the fish opens the door]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, Incidental 6 opens the door]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. With or without nuts?}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Incidental 6 chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A con man opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
-{{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}}
-{{L|Con man|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}}
-{{L|Con man|No, no no no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|No, no no no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}}
-{{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}}
-{{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}}
-{{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}}
-{{L|''[The con man grins, the scene changes to the con man counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}}
+{{L|''[Incidental 118C grins, the scene changes to Incidental 118C counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags]''}}
-{{L|Con man|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[singing as they run off]'' Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, the same con man comes out]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, Incidental 118C comes out]''}}
-{{L|Con man|Yes?}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Yes?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[suspicious]'' Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}}
-{{L|Con man|I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. ''[holds up two large maroon bags]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. ''[holds up two large maroon bags]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|We'll take twenty!}}
-{{L|''[Scene changes to SpongeBob knocking on the door of a different house, Sadie comes out]''}}
+{{L|''[Scene changes to SpongeBob knocking on the door of a different house, Incidental 49 comes out]''}}
-{{L|Sadie|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
+{{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
-{{L|Sadie|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}}
+{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants, so SpongeBob says "I know they're in here somewhere!"]''}}
-{{L|Sadie|''[Sadie looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this.}}
+{{L|Incidental 49|''[Incidental 49 looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this.}}
-{{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
+{{L|''[Incidental 49 goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Incidental 6 chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}}
 {{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]''}}
-{{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|Hello?}}
+{{L|Incidental 60|Hello?}}
 {{L|Patrick|I love you.}}
-{{L|''[A harp is heard playing, the customer stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in extreme disgust; a tuba is heard playing after the slamming]''}}
+{{L|''[A harp is heard playing, Incidental 60 stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in extreme disgust; a tuba is heard playing after the slamming]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob rings the doorbell, the customer opens the door]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob rings the doorbell, Incidental 60 opens the door]''}}
-{{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|Please. G-Go away!}}
+{{L|Incidental 60|Please. G-Go away!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Um, ''[clears throat]'' H-H-How you doin'?}}
-{{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|How am I doing?}}
+{{L|Incidental 60|How am I doing?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wanna buy some chocolate?}}
 {{L|Patrick|We got him now!}}
-{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn't that right, lover boy?}}
+{{L|Incidental 60|Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn't that right, lover boy?}}
 {{L|''[Patrick's belly is bubbling]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hee hee, it tickles!}}
-{{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.}}
+{{L|Incidental 60|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.}}
-{{L|''[The customer holds up a picture of him being obese at age 13]''}}
+{{L|''[Incidental 60 holds up a picture of him being obese at age 13]''}}
-{{L|Blue fish with purple stripes|You can keep that for five bucks.}}
+{{L|Incidental 60|You can keep that for five bucks.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'll take ten!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays]''}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to the other customer's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen entering the view]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, focus.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, Incidental 37B answers]''}}
-{{L|Purple Fish|Yes?}}
+{{L|Incidental 37B|Yes?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to Incidental 37B with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}}
-{{L|Purple fish|Why is Chubby here staring at me?}}
+{{L|Incidental 37B|Why is Chubby here staring at me?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to Patrick's eyes]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Focusing.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the inside of Incidental 37B's house]''}}
-{{L|Purple fish|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack!}}
+{{L|Incidental 37B|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack!}}
-{{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes]''}}
+{{L|''[Incidental 37B slams the door on Patrick's eyes]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oof! ''[moves his eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}}
 {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick is eating a chocolate bar]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to another house]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}}
 {{L|Patrick|The kill!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell, Mary answers]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell, Incidental 87 answers]''}}
 {{L|Mary|Yes?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob winks at Patrick, Patrick then chuckles]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Mary]'' Is your mother home?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Incidental 87]'' Is your mother home?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to Mary]''}}
-{{L|Mary|Mom!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Mom!}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
+{{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
-{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to Mary's mother]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to the mom]''}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
+{{L|Mom|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
-{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolate.}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|Chocolate?}}
+{{L|Mom|Chocolate?}}
-{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom]''}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|What, what are they selling?}}
+{{L|Mom|What, what are they selling?}}
-{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|What?}}
+{{L|Mom|What?}}
-{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|I can't hear you!}}
+{{L|Mom|I can't hear you!}}
-{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|They're selling chocolate?}}
+{{L|Mom|They're selling chocolate?}}
-{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of Mary's mother smiling]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the mom smiling]''}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}}
+{{L|Mom|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}}
-{{L|''[Cut back to view Mary and her mom]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut back to view Incidental 87 and her mom]''}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|I always hated it!}}
+{{L|Mom|I always hated it!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob sweating]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}}
 {{L|''[Patrick comes from the top left]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard saying no constantly]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom, Incidental 87 is heard saying no constantly]''}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face.]''}}
+{{L|Mom|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face.]''}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the outside, Incidental 87 pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
+{{L|Mom|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Incidental 87]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
-{{L|Mary|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[raises fist]'' Hooray for lying!}}
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 {{L|Customer|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
 {{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the con artist from earlier. Cut to the street]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as Incidental 118C from earlier. Cut to the street]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left]'' I can live with that. ''[places the box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
-{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box]''}}
+{{L|''[Incidental 6 appears behind the box]''}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically]''}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to Incidental 6 laughing manically]''}}
-{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash.]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[Holds up a large amount of cash.]''}}
-{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Incidental 6, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
 {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen. Cut to the inside of the boat]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
-{{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
+{{L|Teen 5|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}}
-{{L|Server|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}}
+{{L|Teen 5|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and Mary's mother; Mary is seen holding a glass]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Incidental 87, and the mom; Incidental 87 is seen holding a glass]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}}
 {{L|''[Pause]''}}
-{{L|Mary's mother|What? What did he say?}}
+{{L|Mom|What? What did he say?}}
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