Chocolate with Nuts/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|SpongeBob|That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[look inside the magazine]'' Whoa!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!}}
 {{L|''[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs. They sell things to people.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What kind of things?}}
-{{L|Squidward|How should I know? Things people wanna buy. ''[walks off]'' Now keep your paws off my mail.}}
+{{L|Squidward|How should I know? Things people want to buy! ''[walks off]'' Now keep your paws off my mail.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We gotta become entrepreneurs!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}}
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 {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of entrepe-nooers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, Incidental 6 opens the door]''}}
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 {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. With or without nuts?}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Incidental 6 chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}}
-{{L|Incidental 118C|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|[chuckling] A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 118C|No, no no no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|No, no, no, no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[suspicious]'' Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. ''[holds up two large maroon bags]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|We'll take twenty!}}
+{{L|Patrick|We'll take 20!}}
 {{L|''[Scene changes to SpongeBob knocking on the door of a different house, Incidental 49 comes out]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}}
 {{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh...}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}}
 {{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this.}}
 {{L|''[Incidental 49 goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Incidental 6 chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Huh... I got it! Let's get naked!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}}
 {{L|Patrick|He said we were mediocre...}}
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 {{L|''[Far cut]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[raises his fist]'' Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[removes pictures from his face]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[removes pictures from his face]'' What?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[holds out his hand]'' Let's shake on it.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[looks at SpongeBob confused]'' Did you say something?}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to Mary]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 87|Mom!}}
-{{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
+{{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all that yelling?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to the mom]''}}
 {{L|Mom|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom, Incidental 87 is heard saying no constantly]''}}
-{{L|Mom|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face.]''}}
+{{L|Mom|No, no, no... Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face.]''}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the outside, Incidental 87 pays SpongeBob a dollar]''}}
 {{L|Mom|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Incidental 87]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
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 {{L|Fred|Great! My wife's trying to grow a beard!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick has a sad face this time]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|They'll make you sound smart.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It'll make you sound smart.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[southern accent]'' I'll take twenty!}}
+{{L|Customer|''[southern accent]'' I'll take 20!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to Patrick]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}}
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 {{L|Customer|Really?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body]''}}
-{{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}}
+{{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys? Uh...}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}}
 {{L|Customer|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}}
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 {{L|Customer|At night, ''[As SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face]'' I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the customer, the wires snap]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[About to fall]'' Oh, no...}}
+{{L|Customer|''[About to fall]'' Oh, no!}}
 {{L|''[A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[on the last step]'' Ow...}}
+{{L|Customer|''[on the last step]'' Ow.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
 {{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[in pain]'' Ow...!}}
+{{L|Customer|''[in pain]'' Ow...}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}}
 {{L|Customer|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
-{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
+{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A sucker-roonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as Incidental 118C from earlier. Cut to the street]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. Whoa!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to SpongeBob with a box flat on his face]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.}}
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 {{L|''[Incidental 6 appears behind the box]''}}
 {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to Incidental 6 laughing manically]''}}