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{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. Incidental 154 arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. Incidental 154 arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | ||
{{L|''[Incidental 154 drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away]''}} | {{L|''[Incidental 154 drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[walks up]'' Hey, the mail's here! What did you get?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's see... ''[looks through the mail]'' Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, hey! A magazine! ''[looks at the magazine]'' That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's see... ''[looks through the mail]'' Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, hey! A magazine! | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[look inside the magazine]'' Whoa!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[look inside the magazine]'' Whoa!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living! | {{L|SpongeBob|Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living! ''[a picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown. It has an inflatable pool floating in the water.]'' This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool!}} | ||
{{L|''[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money.]''}} | |||
{{L|''[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes the magazine out of their hands]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities.}} | {{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes the magazine out of their hands]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[pops up behind him]'' A chocolate bar?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[pops up behind him]'' A chocolate bar?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea, Pat! We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea, Pat! We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars]''}} | {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of entrepe-nooers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of entrepe-nooers!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door | {{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Incidental 6 opens the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Did you say, | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Incidental 6 chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Incidental 6 chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise! | {{L|Incidental 118C|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise! ''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]'' No, no, no, no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|''[pulls the bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}} | ||
{{L|''[Incidental 118C grins | {{L|''[Incidental 118C grins. The scene changes to Incidental 118C counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[singing as they run off]'' Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[singing as they run off]'' Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door! | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door! ''[walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot. Incidental 118C comes out]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Yes?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Yes?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[suspicious]'' Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[suspicious]'' Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. ''[holds up two large maroon bags]''}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. ''[holds up two large maroon bags]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We'll take 20!}} | {{L|Patrick|We'll take 20!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob knocking on the door of a different house. Incidental 49 comes out.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}} | {{L|Incidental 49|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}} | {{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... | {{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. | {{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|He said we were mediocre...}} | {{L|Patrick|He said we were mediocre...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it! He made us feel special!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it! He made us feel special!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, he did... I'm going back to buy more bags! | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, he did... I'm going back to buy more bags! ''[runs to the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, wait, Patrick! ''[Patrick freezes in place]'' Why don't we try being nice?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, wait, Patrick! | |||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, okay.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to a customer's door.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door | {{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door. Incidental 60 opens the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 60|Hello?}} | {{L|Incidental 60|Hello?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I love you.}} | {{L|Patrick|I love you.}} | ||
{{L|''[A harp is heard playing | {{L|''[A harp is heard playing. Incidental 60 stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in extreme disgust; a tuba is heard playing after the slamming.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try. | {{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try. ''[rings the doorbell. Incidental 60 opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 60|Please. G-Go away!}} | {{L|Incidental 60|Please. G-Go away!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, ''[clears throat]'' H-H-How you doin'?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Um, ''[clears his throat]'' H-H-How you doin'?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 60|How am I doing?}} | {{L|Incidental 60|How am I doing?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wanna buy some chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wanna buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We got him now!}} | {{L|Patrick|We got him now!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 60|Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn't that right, lover boy?}} | {{L|Incidental 60|Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn't that right, lover boy?}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick's belly is bubbling]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick's belly is bubbling.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hee hee, it tickles!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hee hee, it tickles!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 60|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang. | {{L|Incidental 60|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang. ''[holds up a picture of him being obese at age 13]'' You can keep that for five bucks.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'll take ten!}} | {{L|Patrick|I'll take ten!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking. A sad song plays.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We haven't sold one chocolate bar. I got a feeling that we're too easily distracted.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We haven't sold one chocolate bar. I got a feeling that we're too easily distracted.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick staring at the pictures]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Patrick staring at the pictures.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Huh?}} | {{L|Patrick|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|''[Far cut]''}} | {{L|''[Far cut.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[raises his fist]'' Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[raises his fist]'' Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[removes pictures from his face]'' What?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[removes the pictures from his face]'' What?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds out his hand]'' Let's shake on it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[holds out his hand]'' Let's shake on it.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[looks at SpongeBob confused]'' Did you say something?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[looks at SpongeBob confused]'' Did you say something?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the other customer's house | {{L|''[Cut to the other customer's house. SpongeBob and Patrick are seen entering the view.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, focus.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, focus.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the door | {{L|''[Cut to the door. SpongeBob knocks on it. Incidental 37B answers.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 37B|Yes?}} | {{L|Incidental 37B|Yes?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to Incidental 37B with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to Incidental 37B with his eyes going in and out back and forth.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 37B|Why is Chubby here staring at me?}} | {{L|Incidental 37B|Why is Chubby here staring at me?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick's eyes]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Patrick's eyes.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Focusing.}} | {{L|Patrick|Focusing.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of Incidental 37B's house]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the inside of Incidental 37B's house.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 37B|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack! | {{L|Incidental 37B|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack! ''[slams the door on Patrick's eyes]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oof! ''[moves his eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oof! ''[moves his eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick is eating a chocolate bar]''}} | {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick is eating a chocolate bar.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't understand what we're doing wrong.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't understand what we're doing wrong.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I can't understand anything.}} | {{L|Patrick|I can't understand anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the sign]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the sign.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[reading the sign]'' Eat Barnacle Chips, they're delicious.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[reading the sign]'' Eat Barnacle Chips, they're delicious.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They are most certainly not delicious!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They are most certainly not delicious!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|The kill!}} | {{L|Patrick|The kill!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell | {{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell. Incidental 87 answers.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady. | {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady. ''[winks at Patrick, who chuckles]'' We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Incidental 87]'' Is your mother home?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87.]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Cut to | |||
{{L|Incidental 87|Mom!}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Mom!}} | ||
{{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all | {{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to the mom]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to the mom.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mom|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}} | {{L|Mom|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}} | {{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}} | ||
{{L|Mom|Chocolate?}} | {{L|Mom|Chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mom|What, what are they selling?}} | {{L|Mom|What, what are they selling?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}} | ||
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{{L|Mom|They're selling chocolate?}} | {{L|Mom|They're selling chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}} | {{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the mom smiling]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the mom smiling.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mom|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}} | {{L|Mom|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut back to view Incidental 87 and her mom]''}} | {{L|''[Cut back to view Incidental 87 and her mom.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mom|I always hated it!}} | {{L|Mom|I always hated it!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob sweating]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob sweating.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[comes from the top left]'' You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom, Incidental 87 is heard saying no constantly.]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom, Incidental 87 is heard saying no constantly]''}} | {{L|Mom|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face]''}} | ||
{{L|Mom|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face | {{L|''[Cut to the outside. Incidental 87 pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the outside | |||
{{L|Mom|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Incidental 87]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}} | {{L|Mom|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Incidental 87]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 87|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|Incidental 87|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[raises fist]'' Hooray for lying!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[raises his fist]'' Hooray for lying!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubbles transition to SpongeBob and Patrick | {{L|''[Bubbles transition to SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick is seen with a look that was about to make him laugh.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It'll make your hair grow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It'll make your hair grow.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Fred]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Fred.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|Great! My wife's trying to grow a beard!}} | {{L|Fred|Great! My wife's trying to grow a beard!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick has a sad face this time.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They'll make you sound smart.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They'll make you sound smart.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer holding money.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[southern accent]'' I'll take 20!}} | {{L|Customer|''[southern accent]'' I'll take 20!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}} | {{L|Patrick|It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the two Patricks]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the two Patricks.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick 2|Just in time.}} | {{L|Patrick 2|Just in time.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick over and over]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick over and over.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They'll make you fly!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They'll make you fly!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You'll fall in love!}} | {{L|Patrick|You'll fall in love!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}} | {{L|Patrick|You'll walk through walls!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[echoing]'' You'll rule the world!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[echoing]'' You'll rule the world!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}} | {{L|Patrick|This'll be the best lie yet!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[A customer opens the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|What can I do for you boys?}} | {{L|Customer|What can I do for you boys?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Really?}} | {{L|Customer|Really?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}} | {{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}} | {{L|Customer|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}} | ||
{{L|''[A violin begins]''}} | {{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.}} | {{L|Customer|I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. They both have faces meaning that they were about to cry.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|At night, ''[ | {{L|Customer|At night, ''[as SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face]'' I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer, the wires snap]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer, the wires snap.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[ | {{L|Customer|''[about to fall]'' Oh, no!}} | ||
{{L|''[A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps]''}} | {{L|''[A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[on the last step]'' Ow.}} | {{L|Customer|''[on the last step]'' Ow.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head | {{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the customer.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[in pain]'' Ow...}} | {{L|Customer|''[in pain]'' Ow...}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the customer]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the customer.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | {{L|Customer|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A sucker-roonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}} | {{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A sucker-roonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as Incidental 118C from earlier. Cut to the street]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as Incidental 118C from earlier. Cut to the street.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. Whoa! | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. Whoa! ''[makes another grunting noise. He trips up on a rock and falls. Cut to him with a box flat on his face]'' Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left]'' I can live with that. ''[places the box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left]'' I can live with that. ''[places the box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | ||
{{L|''[Incidental 6 appears behind the box]''}} | {{L|''[Incidental 6 appears behind the box.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to Incidental 6 laughing manically]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to Incidental 6 laughing manically.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[ | {{L|Incidental 6|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Incidental 6, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Incidental 6, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene | {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Patrick|Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the money in the barrel | {{L|''[Cut to the money in the barrel. SpongeBob pops out.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the two]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the two.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But what are we going to spend it on?}} | {{L|Patrick|But what are we going to spend it on?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen. Cut to the inside of the boat]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen. Cut to the inside of the boat.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}} | ||
{{L|Teen 5|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | {{L|Teen 5|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | {{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | ||
{{L|Teen 5|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}} | {{L|Teen 5|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leans over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Incidental 87, and the mom; Incidental 87 is seen holding a glass]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Incidental 87, and the mom; Incidental 87 is seen holding a glass.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | ||
{{L|''[Pause]''}} | {{L|''[Pause]''}} | ||
{{L|Mom|What? What did he say?}} | {{L|Mom|What? What did he say? ''[the episode ends]''}} | ||
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