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{{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise! ''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]'' No, no, no, no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise! ''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants, and he quickly looks at them]'' No, no, no, no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We need 'em! We need 'em!}} | ||
{{L|''[Incidental 118C grins. The scene changes to Incidental 118C counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags.]''}} | {{L|''[Incidental 118C grins. The scene changes to Incidental 118C counting money. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags.]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside]''}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|So long, boys! Happy hunting! ''[laughs when the two aren't looking]'' Suckers... ''[walks back inside and closes the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[singing as they run off]'' Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[singing as they run off]'' Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door! ''[walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot. Incidental 118C comes out]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's try next door! ''[walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot. Incidental 118C comes out]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}} | {{L|Incidental 49|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | {{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then suddenly SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Incidental 6 chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Incidental 6 chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!".]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Huh... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | {{L|Patrick|Huh... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 60|Hello?}} | {{L|Incidental 60|Hello?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I love you.}} | {{L|Patrick|I love you.}} | ||
{{L|''[A harp is heard playing. Incidental 60 stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in | {{L|''[A harp is heard playing. Incidental 60 stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in disgust; a tuba is heard playing after the slamming.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try. ''[rings the doorbell. Incidental 60 opens the door]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try. ''[rings the doorbell. Incidental 60 opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 60|Please. G-Go away!}} | {{L|Incidental 60|Please. G-Go away!}} |
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