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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}}
{{L|Patrick|''[comes from the top left]'' You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[comes from the top left]'' You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom, Incidental 87 is heard saying no constantly.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom, Incidental 87 is heard constantly saying "No!"]''}}
{{L|Mom|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face]''}}
{{L|Mom|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the outside. Incidental 87 pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the outside. Incidental 87 pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!}}
{{L|''[A customer opens the door.]''}}
{{L|''[A customer opens the door slightly.]''}}
{{L|Customer|What can I do for you boys?}}
{{L|Customer|What can I do for you boys?}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.}}
{{L|Customer|Really?}}
{{L|Customer|Really?}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body. He limps out of the door at his doorstep.]''}}
{{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}}
{{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}}
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the customer.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
{{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the customer.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the customer.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the customer.]''}}
{{L|Customer|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
{{L|Customer|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A sucker-roonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A sucker-roonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as Incidental 118C from earlier. Cut to the street.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as Incidental 118C from earlier. Cut to the street.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. Whoa! ''[makes another grunting noise. He trips up on a rock and falls. Cut to him with a box flat on his face]'' Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. ''[He trips up on a rock and falls.]'' Whoa! ''[makes another grunting noise. Cut to him with a box flat on his face]'' Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left]'' I can live with that. ''[places the box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left, carrying a box]'' I can live with that. ''[places his box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
{{L|''[Incidental 6 appears behind the box.]''}}
{{L|''[Incidental 6 appears behind the box.]''}}
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
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{{L|''[Cut to the two.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the two.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|But what are we going to spend it on?}}
{{L|Patrick|But what are we going to spend it on?}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen. Cut to the inside of the boat.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' Hmm...}}
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen at night. Cut to the inside of the boat.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}}
{{L|Teen 5|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
{{L|Teen 5|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}}
{{L|''[Pause]''}}
{{L|''[Pause]''}}
{{L|Mom|What? What did he say? ''[the episode ends]''}}
{{L|Mom|What? What did he say?}}
{{L|''[The screen fades black, ending the episode]''}}
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