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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. | {{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Tom opens the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate?! ''[he rages and drools]'' Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 118C|I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. ''[holds up two large maroon bags]''}} | {{L|Incidental 118C|I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. ''[holds up two large maroon bags]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We'll take 20!}} | {{L|Patrick|We'll take 20!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob knocking on the door of a different house. | {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob knocking on the door of a different house. Sadie comes out.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Sadie|Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Sadie|That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up! ''[opens up a bag, only to find another bag]'' Huh? Eh... Huh? Huh? Uh, uh, uh... ''[attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Sadie|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then suddenly SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be | {{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!".]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left, carrying a box]'' I can live with that. ''[places his box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left, carrying a box]'' I can live with that. ''[places his box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Tom appears behind the box.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to | {{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tom|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}} | ||
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