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 {{EpisodeTranscript}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. Incidental 154 arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. The Mailfish arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}}
-{{L|''[Incidental 154 drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away.]''}}
+{{L|''[Mailfish drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[walks up]'' Hey, the mail's here! What did you get?}}
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 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Incidental 6 opens the door.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Tom opens the door.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Incidental 6 chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
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 {{L|Incidental 118C|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise! ''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants, and he quickly looks at them]'' No, no, no, no, wrong. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, most certainly, sir!}}
-{{L|Incidental 118C|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[holds up a bright-orange bag]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}}
 {{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then suddenly SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[reading the sign]'' Eat Barnacle Chips, they're delicious.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|They are most certainly not delicious!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[smiling]'' Not the way I use them!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[smiling]'' Not the way I use 'em!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yet they sell millions of bags a day!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}}
 {{L|Patrick|The kill!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell. Incidental 87 answers.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell. Mary answers.]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}}
+{{L|Mary|Yes?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady. ''[winks at Patrick, who chuckles]'' We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Incidental 87]'' Is your mother home?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady. ''[winks at Patrick, who chuckles]'' We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Mom]'' Is your mother home?}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Mary.]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|Mom!}}
+{{L|Mary|Mom!}}
-{{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
+{{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house in a wheelchair. She is seen shriveled up to the point where she appears to be merely a head and a spine]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to the mom.]''}}
 {{L|Mom|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}}
+{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolate.}}
 {{L|Mom|Chocolate?}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom.]''}}
 {{L|Mom|What, what are they selling?}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
 {{L|Mom|What?}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
 {{L|Mom|I can't hear you!}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolates!}}
+{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolates!}}
 {{L|Mom|They're selling chocolate?}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the mom smiling.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of mom smiling.]''}}
 {{L|Mom|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}}
-{{L|''[Cut back to view Incidental 87 and her mom.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut back to view Mary and her mom.]''}}
 {{L|Mom|I always hated it!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob sweating.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[comes from the top left]'' You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and her mom, Incidental 87 is heard constantly saying "No!"]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard constantly saying "No!"]''}}
-{{L|Mom|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face]''}}
+{{L|Mom|Live forever, you say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face]''}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the outside. Incidental 87 pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the outside. Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Incidental 87]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
+{{L|Mom|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
-{{L|Incidental 87|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Mary|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[raises his fist]'' Hooray for lying!}}
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 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!}}
-{{L|''[A customer opens the door slightly.]''}}
+{{L|''[A "customer" opens the door slightly.]''}}
-{{L|Customer|What can I do for you boys?}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|What can I do for you boys?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.}}
-{{L|Customer|Really?}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Really?}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body. He limps out of the door at his doorstep.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the "customer", who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body. He limps out of the door at his doorstep.]''}}
-{{L|Customer|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Small world. What's the matter with you guys?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[nervously]'' Uh... We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the customer.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the "customer".]''}}
-{{L|Customer|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Ah, some guys have all the luck.}}
 {{L|''[A violin begins playing.]''}}
-{{L|Customer|I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. They both have faces meaning that they were about to cry.]''}}
-{{L|Customer|At night, ''[as SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face]'' I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|At night, ''[as SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face]'' I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the customer, the wires snap.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the "customer", the wires snap.]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[about to fall]'' Oh, no!}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|''[about to fall]'' Oh, no!}}
 {{L|''[A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps.]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[on the last step]'' Ow.}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|''[on the last step]'' Ow.}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, let's help him!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the customer.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick enter from the left, carrying the "customer".]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Careful, put him down gently.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick drops the customer's head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the customer.]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick drops the "customer"'s head. A glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the "customer".]''}}
-{{L|Customer|''[in pain]'' Ow...}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|''[in pain]'' Ow...}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you?}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the customer.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the "customer".]''}}
-{{L|Customer|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes.]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|There is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. ''[gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes.]''}}
-{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the "customer" looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by]''}}
-{{L|Customer|Such nice boys, ''[far cut to the customer]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A sucker-roonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
+{{L|Incidental 118C|Such nice boys, ''[Cut to a close-up of the "customer" laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as Incidental 118C from earlier who sold SpongeBob and Patrick the bags to hold the chocolate bars.]'' it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A sucker-roonies like those two! Ha ha ha!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as Incidental 118C from earlier. Cut to the street.]''}}
+{{L|''Cut to the street.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[grunting]'' Don't get me wrong, Patrick. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. ''[He trips up on a rock and falls.]'' Whoa! ''[makes another grunting noise. Cut to him with a box flat on his face]'' Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left, carrying a box]'' I can live with that. ''[places his box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
-{{L|''[Incidental 6 appears behind the box.]''}}
+{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box.]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}}
+{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to Incidental 6 laughing manically.]''}}
-{{L|Incidental 6|Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
+{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys '''''all day'''''! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
-{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Incidental 6, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Incidental Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
 {{L|''[Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash.]''}}