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 {{EpisodeTranscript}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. The Mailfish arrives, opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. He checks his watch. Incidental 154 arrives, opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}}
-{{L|''[Mailfish drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away.]''}}
+{{L|''[Incidental 154 drops his mail, screams in terror, and runs away.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, ''[gets out of the mailbox]'' see you tomorrow!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[walks up]'' Hey, the mail's here! What did you get?}}
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 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Tom opens the door.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door. Incidental 6 opens the door.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up a chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. ''[holds up two chocolate bars]'' With or without nuts?}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate?! ''[screaming]'' Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Incidental 6 chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[Incidental 118C opens the door]'' Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}}
 {{L|Incidental 118C|Chocolate bars, eh?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I know they're in here somewhere!}}
 {{L|Incidental 49|''[looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this. ''[goes back inside, and then suddenly SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Incidental 6, still screaming]''}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|—lady.}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ''[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[happily]'' That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate!}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run off. Cut to another house.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!}}
 {{L|Patrick|The kill!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob uses the doorbell. Mary answers.]''}}
-{{L|Mary|Yes?}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Yes?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady. ''[winks at Patrick, who chuckles]'' We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Mom]'' Is your mother home?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, young lady. ''[winks at Patrick, who chuckles]'' We're selling chocolate. ''[gets a closer look at Baby Prunes]'' Is your mother home?}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Mary.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87.]''}}
 {{L|Mary|Mom!}}
-{{L|Mom|''[enters from the right side of the house in a wheelchair. She is seen shriveled up to the point where she appears to be merely a head and a spine]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[enters from the right side of the house in a wheelchair. She is seen shriveled up to the point where she appears to be merely a head and a spine]'' What, what, what's all the yelling?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. Cut back to mom.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|You just can't wait for me to die, can you?}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
-{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolate.}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolate.}}
-{{L|Mom|Chocolate?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate?}}
-{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and Baby Prunes.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|What, what are they selling?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|What, what are they selling?}}
-{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mom|What?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|What?}}
-{{L|Mary|Chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mom|I can't hear you!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|I can't hear you!}}
-{{L|Mary|They're selling chocolates!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|They're selling chocolates!}}
-{{L|Mom|They're selling chocolate?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|They're selling chocolate?}}
-{{L|Mary|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|Yeah!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to a close-up of mom smiling.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.}}
-{{L|''[Cut back to view Mary and her mom.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut back to view Incidental 87 and Baby Prunes.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|I always hated it!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|I always hated it!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob sweating.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[comes from the top left]'' You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.}}
-{{L|''[Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard constantly saying "No!"]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to Incidental 87 and Baby Prunes, Incidental 87 is heard constantly saying "No!"]''}}
-{{L|Mom|Live forever, ya say? I'll take one. ''[Mary slaps her face]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Live forever, ya say? I'll take one. ''[Incidental 87 slaps her face]''}}
-{{L|''[Cut to the outside. Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the outside. Incidental 87 pays SpongeBob a dollar.]''}}
-{{L|Mom|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Mary]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[from inside the house]'' Come on, you lazy Mary! ''[cut to Incidental 87]'' Start rubbing me with that chocolate!}}
-{{L|Mary|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 87|''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily]'' I hate you. ''[slams the door. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[raises his fist]'' Hooray for lying!}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[walks in from the left, carrying a box]'' I can live with that. ''[places his box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's change our names to Why and Bother.}}
-{{L|''[Tom appears behind the box.]''}}
+{{L|''[Incidental 6 appears behind the box.]''}}
-{{L|Tom|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Chocolate! ''[his screaming knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over.]''}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick babble]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[simultaneously with Patrick]'' No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[simultaneously with SpongeBob]'' No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Tom laughing manically.]''}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to Incidental 6 laughing manically.]''}}
-{{L|Tom|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys '''''all day'''''! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 6|Finally! I've been tryna catch you boys '''''all day'''''! Now that I got you right where I want you... ''[turns back to normal]'' I'd like to buy all your chocolate. ''[holds up a large amount of cash]''}}
 {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Cut back to Tom, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are melting.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you for your patronage.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}}
 {{L|''[Pause]''}}
-{{L|Mom|What? What did he say?}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|What? What did he say?}}
 {{L|''[The screen fades to black, ending the episode.]''}}
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