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{{EpisodeTr
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|title = Choir Boys
|title = Choir Boys
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|airdate = [[March 20]], [[2009]]
|airdate = [[March 20]], [[2009]]
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*''[The camera is in back of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays, cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the red sign that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to the SpongeBob-like texture that says "Unless you are a SQUIDWARD".]''
{{L|''[The camera is in back of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays, cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the red sign that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to the SpongeBob-like texture that says "Unless you are a SQUIDWARD".. Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain along with steam. Squidward takes a shallow breath]''}}
*''[Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain along with steam. Squidward takes a shallow breath.]''
{{L|Squidward|''[Off-key]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ ''[Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Cut to the outside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Off-key]'' Fi-ga-ro. Figaro! ''[Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide.]'' Fi-ga-ro! ''[Cut to the outside]'' Fi-ga-ro!
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!♪}}
*'''Squidward''': Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!
{{L|''[Cut back inside]''}}
*''[Cut back inside]''
{{L|Squidward|♪FI-GA-RO!!♪ ''[He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper]''}}
*'''Squidward''': FI-GA-RO!! ''[He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper.]''
{{L|Toilet Paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}}
*'''Toilet Paper''': Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.
{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}}
*'''Squidward''': La la la la la la la!
{{L|Squidward|''[Puts on Robe and Scarf infront of Mirror. Holds photo of the Men's Chrous]'' I am anxious to make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Mens Chorus.♪La-LALALAAA.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure!♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Puts on Robe and Scarf infront of Mirror]'' ''[Holds photo of the Men's Chrous]'' I am anxious to make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Mens Chorus. La-LALALAAA. But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! Fi-ga-ro!
{{L|Squidward|''[Walks Outside and Passes SpongeBob Laying on the Ground]'' Huh?}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Walks Outside and Passes SpongeBob Laying on the Ground]'' Huh?
{{L|Squidward|Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled out in the dirt.}}
*'''Squidward''': Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled out in the dirt.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud Sigh]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Cuts to SpongeBob]'' ''[Loud Sigh]''
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidwrd]'' Obviously depressed...}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Cuts back to Squidwrd]'' Obviously depressed...
{{L|Squidward|''[Smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! Hahahahaha!}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! Hahahahaha!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs Squidward's Leg]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Grabs Squidward's Leg]''
{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
*'''Squidward''': Huh?
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and Alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. ''[Coughs]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and Alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. ''[Coughs]''
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts to Squidwards face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's Hand from his Leg]''}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Cuts to Squidwards face, then his legs]'' ''[Removes SpongeBob's Hand from his Leg]''
{{L|Squidward|Well, I have no time for the likes of you.}}
*'''Squidward''': Well, I have no time for the likes of you.
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?
{{L|Squidward|None of your business!}}
*'''Squidward''': None of your business!
{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Can I come?
{{L|Squidward|And No You Can't}}
*'''Squidward''': And No You Can't
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Are you going to a fancy store?
{{L|Squidward|No}}
*'''Squidward''': No
{{L|SpongeBob|A fancy party?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': A fancy party?
{{L|Squidward|No}}
*'''Squidward''': No
{{L|SpongeBob|A hot fancy pants date?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': A hot fancy pants date?
{{L|Squidward|NO}}
*'''Squidward''': NO
{{L|SpongeBob|Can I Come? ''[x12]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "Can I Come?" ''[x12]''
{{L|Squidward|No! ''[x11]'' Squidward: Does that answer your questions?}}
*'''Squidward''': "No!" ''[x11]''
{{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}}
*'''Squidward''': Does that answer your questions?
{{L|Squidward|''[Screaming at SpongeBob]'' No You Can't! ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': All except for that last one.
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Screaming at SpongeBob] ''No You Can't!
{{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddys, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears Throat Loudly]'' Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". ''[cough]''}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the [[Bikini Bottom]]'s Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
{{L|Squidward|''[Speeds off in his Bicycle, leaving dirt in SpongeBob's Face]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Wow.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Coughs Loudly]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I may not as be you and your buddys, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears Throat Loudly]'' Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". ''[cough]''
{{L|Squidward|''[Honks Horn]'' au revoir, SpongeBob}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Speeds off in his Bicycle, leaving dirt in SpongeBob's Face]''
{{L|Squidward|See you in nose-bleed seats!. ''[Laughs and Rides Away_]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Coughs Loudly]''
{{L|Squidward|''[On his Bicycle]'' ♪La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La.♪}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Honks Horn]'' au revoir, SpongeBob.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[In Unison with Squidward, riding on a Unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}}
*'''Squidward''': See you in nose-bleed seats!. ''[Laughs and Rides Away_]''
{{L|Squidward|Huh?!}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[On his Bicycle]''"La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La".
{{L|SpongeBob|Yodeleehehoo!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[In Unison with Squidward, riding on a Unicycle]'' "La! La! La! La! La! La!".
{{L|Squidward|Yuck! ''[Rides Away]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.}}
*'''Squidward''': Huh?!
{{L|Squidward|♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ ''[cleaning throat]'' ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel]'' This giant pothole outta get his attention.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Yodeleehehoo!
{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[Hits Pothole]'' Ahhh! ''[Flies into Jellyfish Fields]'' I think I hit the wrong note back there ''[Jellyfish approach]'' What the...?!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!
{{L|Sponegbob|What a lucky break!}}
*'''Squidward''': Yuck! ''[Rides Away]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Now I have a captive audience! ''[Clears Throat]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.
{{L|Squidward|''[Zap]'' Ahhhh!}}
*'''Squidward''': "Fi-Ga-Ro" ''[cleaning throat]'' "Fi-Ga-Ro!"
{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward is Zapped]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward is Zapped. Clears Throat]'' Looo!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel]'' This giant pothole outta get his attention.
{{L|Squidward|AHHH!}}
*'''Squidward''': "Fi-Ga-!" ''[Hits Pothole]'' Ahhh! ''[Flies into Jellyfish Fields]'' I think I hit the wrong note back there ''[Jellyfish approach]'' What the...?!
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!}}
*'''Sponegbob''': What a lucky break!
{{L|''[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Now I have a captive audience! ''[Clears Throat]''
{{L|Squidward|If that rank amatuer SpongeBob embarrasses me infront of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life if ruined!}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Zap]'' Ahhhh!
{{L|Squidward|''[Looks at Watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Laaaaa ''[Squidward is Zapped]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward is Zapped]'' ''[Clears Throat]'' Looo!
{{L|Squidward|''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!}}
*'''Squidward''': AHHH!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Steps out of the Grasses in a Policeman Uniform]'' Stooop! Stop Stop!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''}}
*''[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]''
{{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}}
*'''Squidward''': If that rank amatuer SpongeBob embarrasses me infront of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life if ruined!
{{L|Squidward|Your song? What are you, some kind of...}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Looks at Watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!
{{L|Squidward|A singing traffic ...}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Steps out of the Grasses in a Policeman Uniform]'' Stooop! Stop Stop!
{{L|SpongeBob|♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''
{{L|Squidward|''[Rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache]'' SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! ''[Grabs the ticket and rips it up]'' It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!
{{L|Squidward|''[Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp. Rides Away]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Your song? What are you, some kind of...
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
*'''SpongeBob''': That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ ''[Grounds Rumbles. Kelp breaks off SpongeBob. Jellyfish come and pick him up]''}}
*'''Squidward''': A singing traffic ...
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooooh! ''[Travels down the road, in a beam os Sunlight]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': "O Sole Lo Mio..."
{{L|Squidward|''[Looks At Watch]'' Just in time! ''[Walks Inside and Stands next to some Choir Men]''}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache]'' SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! ''[Grabs the ticket and rips it up]'' It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!
{{L|Squidward|Gentlemen.}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp]'' ''[Rides Away]''
{{L|''[Piano Music Plays]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!
{{L|Chorus|Laaaaaa!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Fii-gaa-roo ''[Grounds Rumbles]'' ''[Kelp breaks off SpongeBob. Jellyfish come and pick him up]''
{{L|Squidward|''[Clears throat for 30 Seconds,humina humina and then back to clearing his throat and take out his breath spray spraying inside his mouth leaving the steam front of the choirmen's faces. Music Stops, and Restarts]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Ooooh! ''[Travels down the road, in a beam os Sunlight]''
{{L|Choir|Oooh!}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Looks At Watch]'' Just in time! ''[Walks Inside and Stands next to some Choir Men]''
{{L|Squidward|LAAAAAHAHHAHA!}}
*'''Squidward''': Gentlemen.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Comes in Door, bathed in Sunlight]'' Laaaaaaaaaaa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!}}
*''[Piano Music Plays]''
{{L|Choir Man|It's so beatiful}}
*'''Chorus''': Laaaaaa!
{{L|SpongeBob|Laa, Ohhh, OOOOOOH!}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[Clears throat for 30 Seconds,humina humina and then back to clearing his throat and take out his breath spray spraying inside his mouth leaving the steam front of the choirmen's faces]''
{{L|Choir Man|That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! ''[Sobs]''}}
*''[Music Stops, and Restarts]''
{{L|Choir|''[Cheers]''}}
*'''Choir''': Oooh!
{{L|Jellyfish|''[Cheers]''}}
*'''Squidward''': LAAAAAHAHHAHA!
{{L|Old Pianist|Yea, Yea, Yea!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Comes in Door, bathed in Sunlight]'' Laaaaaaaaaaa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!
{{L|''[Flowers and Confetti Fall atop SpongeBob]''}}
*'''Choir Man''': It's so beatiful
{{L|Choir Man|Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Laa, Ohhh, OOOOOOH!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Laughs Nervously]'' Well... I...}}
*'''Choir Man''': That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! ''[Sobs]''
{{L|Choir Man|We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! ''[Opens Platter with a Fake Mustache inside]''}}
*'''Choir''': ''[Cheers]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps]'' A mustache?! FOR ME?!}}
*'''Jellyfish''': ''[Cheers]''
{{L|Choir Man|Well, don't be shy! Put it on!}}
*'''Old Pianist''': Yea, Yea, Yea!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Puts Mustache On]'' Squidward look! ''[Points at Mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache!}}
*''[Flowers and Confetti Fall atop SpongeBob]''
{{L|Squidward|You Disobeyed Me SpongeBob}}
*'''Choir Man''': Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!
{{L|Choir Man|Well, will you do it?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Laughs Nervously]'' Well... I...
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[10 seconds]'' I'll do it! But only if there's a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}}
*'''Choir Man''': We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! ''[Opens Platter with a Fake Mustache inside]''
{{L|Squidward|''[Face Lights Up Happy]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Gasps]'' A mustache?! FOR ME?!
{{L|Choir Man|Deal!}}
*'''Choir Man''': Well, don't be shy! Put it on!
{{L|''[Cuts to Concert]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Puts Mustache On]'' Squidward look! ''[Points at Mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache!
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Squidward turns last page of music sheet]'' Fi-ga-ro ''[Everyone applauds]''}}
*'''Squidward''': You Disobeyed Me SpongeBob
*'''Choir Man''': Well, will you do it?
*'''SpongeBob''': Uhm...
*''[10 Seconds]''
*'''SpongeBob''': I'll do it! But only if there's a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!
*'''Squidward''': ''[Face Lights Up Happy]''
*'''Choir Man''': Deal!
*''[Cuts to Concert]''
*'''SpongeBob''': Fi-ga-ro! {''Squidward turns last page of music sheet''} Fi-ga-ro {''Everyone applauds''}
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