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-{{L|''[The camera is in back of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays, cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the red sign that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to the SpongeBob-like texture that says "Unless you are SQUIDWARD".. Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain along with steam. Squidward takes a shallow breath]''}}
+{{L|''[Long shot of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays. Cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign on Squidward's bathroom door that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to another sign below it that says "unless you are SQUIDWARD".. Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain. Squidward takes a shallow breath]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[Off-key]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ ''[Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Cut to the outside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
 {{L|Squidward|♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!♪}}
 {{L|''[Cut back inside]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|♪FI-GA-RO!!♪ ''[He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|♪FI-GA-RO!!♪ ''[He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]''}}
 {{L|Toilet Paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}}
 {{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}}
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 {{L|Squidward|No}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|A hot fancy pants date?}}
-{{L|Squidward|NO}}
+{{L|Squidward|No!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Can I Come? ''[x12]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?}}
-{{L|Squidward|No! ''[x11]'' Squidward: Does that answer your questions?}}
+{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[Screaming at SpongeBob]'' No You Can't! ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[loudly]'' No You Can't! ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an impending concert performance with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddys, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears Throat Loudly]'' Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". ''[cough]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.}}
 {{L|Squidward|♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ ''[cleaning throat]'' ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel]'' This giant pothole outta get his attention.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[Hits Pothole]'' Ahhh! ''[Flies into Jellyfish Fields]'' I think I hit the wrong note back there ''[Jellyfish approach]'' What the...?!}}
 {{L|Sponegbob|What a lucky break!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ ''[Grounds Rumbles. Kelp breaks off SpongeBob. Jellyfish come and pick him up]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Ooooh! ''[Travels down the road, in a beam os Sunlight]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooooh! ''[travels down the road, in a beam of sunlight]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[Looks At Watch]'' Just in time! ''[Walks Inside and Stands next to some Choir Men]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Gentlemen.}}
 {{L|''[Piano Music Plays]''}}
 {{L|Chorus|Laaaaaa!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[Clears throat for 30 Seconds,humina humina and then back to clearing his throat and take out his breath spray spraying inside his mouth leaving the steam front of the choirmen's faces. Music Stops, and Restarts]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[Loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus. Clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray. Turns to page with music. Music restarts.]''}}
 {{L|Choir|Oooh!}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward joins in the singing but it sounded terrible as it was off-key]'' LAAAAAHAHHAHA!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward joins in the singing but he's off-key]'' LAAAAAAAA!!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[Comes in Door, bathed in Sunlight]'' Laaaaaaaaaaa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!}}
 {{L|Choir Man|It's so beautiful}}
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 {{L|Choir|''[Cheers]''}}
 {{L|Jellyfish|''[Cheers]''}}
-{{L|Old Pianist|Yea, Yea, Yea!}}
+{{L|Old Pianist|''[in a SpongeBob-like voice, while applauding]'' Yeah, yeah, yeah!}}
 {{L|''[Flowers and Confetti Fall atop SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|Choir Man|Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[Puts Mustache On]'' Squidward look! ''[Points at Mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache! ''[Squidward sighs]''}}
 {{L|Choir Man|Well, will you do it?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[10 seconds]'' I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[thinks while music similar to Jeopardy's think music plays]'' I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[Face Lights Up Happy]''}}
 {{L|Choir Man|Deal!}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to Concert]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Squidward turns last page of music sheet]'' Fi-ga-ro ''[Everyone applauds]''}}