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{{L|Toilet Paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}}
{{L|Toilet Paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}}
{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Puts on Robe and Scarf in front of Mirror. Holds photo of the Men's Chorus]'' I am anxious to look good and make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Mens Chorus.♪La-LALALAAA.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure!♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Puts on a robe and scarf in front of the mirror. Holds a photo of the Men’s Chorus]'' I am anxious to look good and make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Men’s Chorus. ♪La-LALALAAA.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Walks Outside and Passes SpongeBob Laying on the Ground]'' Huh?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and passes SpongeBob laying on the ground]'' Huh?}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled across the dirt.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled across the dirt.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud Sigh]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud sigh]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs Squidward's Leg]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs Squidward's leg]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and Alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. ''[Coughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? My playmate, Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. ''[Coughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts to Squidward's face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's Hand from his Leg]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts to Squidward's face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's hand from his leg]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, I have no time for the likes of you.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, I have no time for the likes of you.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?}}
{{L|Squidward|None of your business!}}
{{L|Squidward|None of your business!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}}
{{L|Squidward|And No You Can't}}
{{L|Squidward|And no you can't}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}}
{{L|Squidward|No}}
{{L|Squidward|No}}
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{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}}
{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[loudly]'' No You Can't! ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an impending concert performance with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[loudly]'' No, you can't! ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an impending concert performance with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddies, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears Throat Loudly]'' Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". ''[cough]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddies, Squidward, but I, too, have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears his throat loudly]'' ♪Laaaaaa.''[cough]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Speeds off in his Bicycle, leaving dirt in SpongeBob's Face]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward rides his bike away. SpongeBob coughs from the dust left behind]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Coughs Loudly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[honks a horn]'' Au revoir, SpongeBob See you in nose-bleed seats! ''[laughs and rides away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Honks Horn]'' au revoir, SpongeBob}}
{{L|Squidward|''[On his bicycle]'' ♪La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La.♪}}
{{L|Squidward|See you in nose-bleed seats!. ''[Laughs and Rides Away_]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in unison with Squidward, riding on a unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}}
{{L|Squidward|''[On his Bicycle]'' ♪La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[In Unison with Squidward, riding on a Unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yodeleehehoo!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yodeleehehoo!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yuck! ''[Rides Away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Yuck! ''[rides away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.}}
{{L|Squidward|♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ ''[cleaning throat]'' ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ ''[cleaning throat]'' ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[digs out of the ground with a shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}}
{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[Hits Pothole; screams and flies into Jellyfish Fields]'' I think I hit the wrong note back there ''[Jellyfish approach]'' What the...?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[Hits the pothole; screams and flies into Jellyfish Fields]'' I think I hit the wrong note back there ''[Jellyfish approach]'' What the...?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now I have a captive audience! ''[Clears Throat]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now I have a captive audience! ''[clears his throat]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets zapped and screams]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets zapped and screams]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward is Zapped]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward is Zapped. Clears Throat]'' Looo!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward gets zapped]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward gets zapped. Clears Throat]'' Looo!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!}}
{{L|''[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]''}}
{{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}}
{{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Looks at Watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Looks at his watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Steps out of the Grasses in a Policeman Uniform]'' Stooop! Stop Stop!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[steps out of the grasses in a policeman’s hat and mustache]'' Stop! Stop Stop!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}}
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{{L|Squidward|A singing traffic ...}}
{{L|Squidward|A singing traffic ...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache]'' SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! ''[Grabs the ticket and rips it up]'' It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache]'' SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! ''[Grabs the ticket and rips it up]'' It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp. Rides Away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp. Rides Away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}}

Revision as of 12:24, 13 June 2018