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{{L|Toilet Paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}} | {{L|Toilet Paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}} | {{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Puts on | {{L|Squidward|''[Puts on a robe and scarf in front of the mirror. Holds a photo of the Men’s Chorus]'' I am anxious to look good and make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Men’s Chorus. ♪La-LALALAAA.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and passes SpongeBob laying on the ground]'' Huh?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled across the dirt.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled across the dirt.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud sigh]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs Squidward's | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs Squidward's leg]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Huh?}} | {{L|Squidward|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? My playmate, Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. ''[Coughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts to Squidward's face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's | {{L|Squidward|''[Cuts to Squidward's face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's hand from his leg]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, I have no time for the likes of you.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, I have no time for the likes of you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|None of your business!}} | {{L|Squidward|None of your business!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And | {{L|Squidward|And no you can't}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No}} | {{L|Squidward|No}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}} | {{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[loudly]'' No | {{L|Squidward|''[loudly]'' No, you can't! ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an impending concert performance with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddies, Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddies, Squidward, but I, too, have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears his throat loudly]'' ♪Laaaaaa.♪ ''[cough]''}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[Squidward rides his bike away. SpongeBob coughs from the dust left behind]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[honks a horn]'' Au revoir, SpongeBob See you in nose-bleed seats! ''[laughs and rides away]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[On his bicycle]'' ♪La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La.♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in unison with Squidward, riding on a unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[On his | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | |||
{{L|Squidward|Huh?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Huh?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yodeleehehoo!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yodeleehehoo!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yuck! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Yuck! ''[rides away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ ''[cleaning throat]'' ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪}} | {{L|Squidward|♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ ''[cleaning throat]'' ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[digs out of the ground with a shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[Hits | {{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[Hits the pothole; screams and flies into Jellyfish Fields]'' I think I hit the wrong note back there ''[Jellyfish approach]'' What the...?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now I have a captive audience! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Now I have a captive audience! ''[clears his throat]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gets zapped and screams]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gets zapped and screams]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward gets zapped]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward gets zapped. Clears Throat]'' Looo!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[screams]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}} | {{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Looks at | {{L|Squidward|''[Looks at his watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[steps out of the grasses in a policeman’s hat and mustache]'' Stop! Stop Stop!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|A singing traffic ...}} | {{L|Squidward|A singing traffic ...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache]'' SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! ''[Grabs the ticket and rips it up]'' It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp. Rides Away]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp. Rides Away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}} | {{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}} |
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