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{{L|''[Long shot of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays. Cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign on Squidward's bathroom door that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to another sign below it that says "unless you are SQUIDWARD." Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain. Squidward takes a shallow breath]''}}
{{L|''[Long shot of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays. Cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign on Squidward's bathroom door that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to another sign below it that says "unless you are SQUIDWARD." Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain. Squidward takes a shallow breath]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Off-key]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ ''[Pause, Squidward then stretches his arms wide]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Cut to the outside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Off-key]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ ''[Pause, Squidward then stretches his arms wide]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[The scene cuts to the outside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro!♪ ''[The scene cuts back inside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[He then coughs, turns the water off, and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]''}}
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro!♪}}
{{L|''[Cut back inside]''}}
{{L|Squidward|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[He then coughs, turns the water off, and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]''}}
{{L|Toilet paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}}
{{L|Toilet paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}}
{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪ ''[Puts on a robe and scarf in front of the mirror. Holds a photo of the Men's Chorus]'' I am anxious to look good and make a strong first impression, as I share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus. ♪La, la-la-la.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this master's voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[walks outside and passes SpongeBob laying on the ground]'' Huh? ''[walks toward SpongeBob]'' Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled across the dirt.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Puts on a robe and scarf in front of the mirror. Holds a photo of the Men's Chorus]'' I am anxious to look good and make a strong first impression, as I share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus. ♪La, la-la-la.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this master's voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and passes SpongeBob laying on the ground]'' Huh? ''[walks toward SpongeBob]'' Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled across the dirt.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud sigh]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud sigh]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}}

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