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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[putting on his glasses and helmet until SpongeBob appears. He looks at him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[putting on his glasses and helmet until SpongeBob appears. He looks at him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I may not as good as you and your buddies, Squidward, but I, too, have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[clears his throat loudly]'' ♪Laaaaaa.♪ ''[Squidward pedals away, leaving dust behind. SpongeBob coughs, hears a honk, then notices Squidward pedaling away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I may not be as good as you and your buddies, Squidward, but I too have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[clears his throat loudly]'' ♪Laaaaaa.♪ ''[Squidward pedals away, leaving dust behind. SpongeBob coughs, hears a honk, then notices Squidward pedaling away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[honking the horn]'' Au revoir, SpongeBob! See you in nose-bleed seats! ''[laughs and rides away on three road bumps. He then starts singing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[honking the horn]'' Au revoir, SpongeBob! See you in nose-bleed seats! ''[laughs and rides away on three road bumps. He then starts singing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in unison with Squidward, riding on a unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in unison with Squidward, riding on a unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[digs out of the ground with a shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[digs out of the ground with a shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}}
{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[the bike crashes into the pothole, causing him to be flung into Jellyfish Fields]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[the bike crashes into the pothole, causing him to be flung into Jellyfish Fields]''}}
{{L|Jellyfish|''gathered together in one spot, until they noticed Squidward]'' Oh! ''[quickly flies out of the way]''}}
{{L|Jellyfish|''[gathered together in one spot, until they notice Squidward]'' Oh! ''[quickly flies out of the way]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[while jellyfish are approaching him]'' Ah, I think I hit the wrong note back there. ''[notices the jellyfish]'' What the?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[while jellyfish are approaching him]'' Ah, I think I hit the wrong note back there. ''[notices the jellyfish]'' What the?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break! Now I have a captive audience!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a lucky break! ''[approaches next to Squidward, who is now completely covered by jellyfish]'' Now I have a captive audience!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[completely covered by jellyfish, then gets stung and screams while SpongeBob clears his throat]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward gets stung by the jellyfish and screams while SpongeBob clears his throat]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward gets stung again]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward gets stung while SpongeBob clears his throat]'' Looo! ''[Squidward is heard screaming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward gets stung again]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward gets stung while SpongeBob clears his throat]'' Looo! ''[Squidward is heard screaming]'' Um, Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa! ''[Squidward gets stung]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa! ''[Squidward gets stung]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble wipe to Squidward on a bike, covered in stings]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble wipe to Squidward on a bike, covered in stings]''}}
{{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}}
{{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[ties SpongeBob to some coral, using kelp, then rides away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[ties SpongeBob to some coral, using kelp, then rides away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ ''[Everything around starts shaking, the ground rumbles. Kelp breaks off SpongeBob as he stops singing, but an echo is heard. Cut to Jellyfish Fields, and the camera pans to a couple of jellyfish. They hear his singing and follow the source. SpongeBob falls to the ground, and the jellyfish come while buzzing excitedly and pick him up to the choir.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ ''[Everything starts rumbling. The kelp breaks off SpongeBob as he stops singing, but an echo is heard. The scene cuts to Jellyfish Fields, and the camera pans to a couple of jellyfish. They hear his singing and follow the source. SpongeBob falls to the ground, and the jellyfish come while buzzing excitedly and pick him up to the choir.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding note while being travelled down the road by jellyfish, in a beam of sunlight]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding note while being travelled down the road by jellyfish, in a beam of sunlight]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[reads the time in his watch]'' Just in time! ''[walks inside and stands next to some choir men]''}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward arriving at the choir]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Gentlemen.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[reads the time in his watch]'' Just in time! ''[walks inside and stands next to some choir men]'' Gentlemen.}}
{{L|''[An old woman plays piano music]''}}
{{L|''[An old woman plays piano music]''}}
{{L|Chorus|Laaaaaa!}}
{{L|Chorus|Laaaaaa!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus, clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray, and turns to page with music. The woman restarts playing the music.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus, clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray, and turns to page with music. The woman restarts playing the music.]''}}
{{L|Choir|Oooh!}}
{{L|Choir|Oooh!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[joins in, albeit off-key. SpongeBob is heard singing and he looks confused]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[joins in, albeit off-key. SpongeBob is heard singing off-screen and he looks confused]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[comes in door, bathed in sunlight]'' La! ''[holds note as the jellyfish bring him down]'' Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro! ''[holding note]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[comes in door, bathed in sunlight]'' La! ''[holds note as the jellyfish bring him down]'' Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro! ''[holding note]''}}
{{L|Choir man|It's so beautiful!}}
{{L|Choir man|It's so beautiful!}}
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{{L|Choir|''[cheers]''}}
{{L|Choir|''[cheers]''}}
{{L|Jellyfish|''[cheer as they clap and buzz excitedly]''}}
{{L|Jellyfish|''[cheer as they clap and buzz excitedly]''}}
{{L|Old Pianist|''[in a SpongeBob-like voice, while applauding]'' Yeah, yeah, yeah! [throws a flower at SpongeBob]}}
{{L|Old Pianist|Yeah, yeah, yeah! [throws a flower at SpongeBob]}}
{{L|''[As the flower is thrown to him, confetti falls atop SpongeBob, the choir men are still clapping and cheering while Squidward is not]''}}
{{L|''[As the flower is thrown to him, confetti falls atop SpongeBob, the choir men are still clapping and cheering while Squidward is not]''}}
{{L|Third choir man|Yo, master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}}
{{L|Third choir man|Yo, master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}}

Revision as of 12:53, 5 January 2024