A Simple Conversation

"A Simple Conversation" (alternate title: "Silly Bob Conversation") was composed by Nicolas Carr and Barry Anthony. There are two versions. The main instruments being played in the piece include a clarinet, percussion instruments, a xylophone, flutes, piccolos, a euphonium, a guitar, saxophones, a bass clarinet, a bassoon, various string instruments, and a tuba. In "Face Freeze," a version without the guitar is heard.

Usage

A Simple Conversation 1

• 168a. "Restraining SpongeBob" - Patrick comes out of the restroom.
• 171b. "InSPONGEiac" - Patrick mistakes SpongeBob for a sponge cake; "Say no more, buddy."
• 173a. "Squiditis" - SpongeBob scratches his eye; "Just a little howl for pleasure."
• 190b. "Tutor Sauce" - Mr. Krabs offers to teach SpongeBob how to drive; Mr. Krabs examines the damage to the Krusty Krab.
• 191b. "The Executive Treatment" - Patrick licks the donut off of his face.
• 204b. "The Whole Tooth" - Squidward says there is no tooth fairy.
• 206b. "Code Yellow" - SpongeBob finishes operating; "Well, why didn't you say so?"
• 208a. "Snooze You Lose" - SpongeBob and Patrick go inside of Squidward's body.
• 223a. "Sanitation Insanity" - SpongeBob finds a doll in the garbage.
• 226a. "Chatterbox Gary" - SpongeBob shows Squidward that Gary can talk.
• 231b. "Ink Lemonade" - "Thanks for reminding me why I hate you."
• 256b. "SpongeBob's Bad Habit" - Squidward tells SpongeBob to stop biting his fingernails.
• 260b. "Pat Hearts Squid" - Squidward gets in Patrick's house to stay with him.
• 267a. "Krusty Koncessionaires" - Squidward comes outside of a trash can.

A Simple Conversation 2

• 169a. "Are You Happy Now?" - SpongeBob calls Squidward; SpongeBob comes out of Squidward's fax machine.
• 174a. "Treats!" - SpongeBob tries to leave.
• 176a. "Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!" - "Oh that."
• 178. "Hello Bikini Bottom!" - Now Entering Next Town.
• 179b. "Squirrel Record" - "Yipes! Sweet mother of Pearl!"; "I think you broke a record today, Gary."
• 180b. "Gary's New Toy" - "The ball!"
• 183a. "Eek, an Urchin!" - Plankton enters the Krusty Krab with glasses; Plankton sees that the Krusty Krab is a mess.
• 184b. "Evil Spatula" - SpongeBob sees Plankton.
• 185. "It Came from Goo Lagoon" - TNT stick.
• 186a. "Safe Deposit Krabs" - Mr. Krabs enters the bank with a mustache; Mr. Krabs enters the bank as a lady.
• 186b. "Plankton's Pet" - Plankton decides to get a pet.
• 187a. "Don't Look Now" - Squidward walks them home.
• 188b. "Yeti Krabs" - "Have you lost it, SpongeBob?"
• 189. "SpongeBob You're Fired" - Patrick and SpongeBob have a mid-morning siesta.
• 190a. "Lost in Bikini Bottom" - SpongeBob notices a guy painting signs.
• 192a. "Company Picnic" - Productivity chart; Mr. Krabs considers throwing a company picnic (low pitched -4); Squidward picks up a mustard packet.
• 194a. "Patrick! The Game" - Game begins.
• 196a. "The Fish Bowl" - Sandy starts the experiment on the bus.
• 196b. "Married to Money" - "Stop trying to mom at me, lady!"; Pearl and Cashina are friends.
• 198b. "CopyBob DittoPants" - Copy goes to the Krusty Krab.
• 199a. "Sold!" - SpongeBob knocking on the door of his house.
• 200. "Goodbye, Krabby Patty?" - Construction workers at the Krusty Krab.
• 201a. "Sandy's Nutmare" - Everyone outside of Sandy's treedome.
• 203a. "Pineapple Invasion" - Plankton goes up to SpongeBob's bedroom.
• 205b. "Mermaid Pants" - "You better hurry up or you'll be late for work."
• 207a. "Mimic Madness" - This is an intervention, so we need to make sure that above all, SpongeBob knows how much we all care about him."
• 209a. "SpongeBob's Place" - "I think I hear SpongeBob's hideous laughter coming from the kitchen!"; Customers eating disgustingly Krabby Patties.
• 209b. "Plankton Gets the Boot" - Karen doesn't let Plankton enter the Chum Bucket.
• 211a. "Plankton Retires" - Plankton decides to shut down the Chum Bucket.
• 213b. "Lost and Found" - Squidward looking for SpongeBob; Squidward finds a box with all of his clarinets.
• 214b. "Out of the Picture" - "That's it, Squidward is scaring me customers away!"
• 217b. "The Check-Up" - SpongeBob trying to give Mr. Krabs the pinch test / Squidward's nose gets grabbed by Mr. Krabs' claw / "We need to test his ability to pinch something tough, you ninny!" (high-pitched +1)
• 223b. "Bunny Hunt" - Squidward gets a mallet out of his shed.
• 225b. "Pat the Horse" - Squidward laughs at Patrick.
• 226b. "Don't Feed the Clowns" - SpongeBob's eyes enter the bakery (high pitched +2);  Little clown prepares to throw a pie to the baker. (high pitched +2)
• 228b. "Grandmum's the Word" - Karen kicks Plankton out of the Chum Bucket.
• 229b. "Moving Bubble Bass" - Bubble Bass orders SpongeBob and Patrick to move all of his belongings to his grandmother's basement.
• 230a. "High Sea Diving" - "You're not Poseidon, you are SpongeBob SquarePants."
• 234b. "ChefBob" - "Need I remind you that my insults pay your salary?"
• 244b. "Pineapple RV" - Squidward drives the RV, leaving SpongeBob and Patrick in Porpoise Peak. (Low pitched)
• 250b. "Karen's Baby" - "It's too late to stop it now. It's been nine months and the baby is no longer on back order."
• 253b. "Biddy Sitting" - Mary's mother escapes from the cradle while SpongeBob prepares a bath for her.
• 257a. "Handemonium" - SpongeBob and Plankton disguised as a female glove.
• 259a. "The Ghost of Plankton" - "Oh, what a terrible nightmare."
• 263b. "Kwarantined Krab" - Plankton escapes from the Krusty Krab.
• 265a. "Bubble Bass's Tab" - SpongeBob calls Bubble Bass to play Three Deadly Challenges; Squidward discovers Bubble Bass was actually a puppet made as him.

Without guitar

• 172a. "Face Freeze!" - SpongeBob and Patrick make their faces.