Chum Bucket Supreme/transcript

Plankton: Okay, Karen. Which one's better? (holds up two different napkin designs)

Karen: If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.

Plankton: (sarcastically) Oh, thanks for the help. Ya know, details like this can be very important to the customers.

Karen: Customers? What customers?

Plankton: Well, uh..... (looks on screen and sees car in parking lot) ...like those customers, who just pulled up. (zips outside) Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?

Customer 1: Seating for what?

Plankton: (angrily) For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. (sarcastically) Oh, boy this is so... (pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head) ...good. The chum is.

Customer 2: Wait a minute-is he eating chum? Do people do that?

Plankton: Look, are you gonna eat or not!?!?!

Customer 2: Yeah. I'll have two Krabby Patties.

Customer 1: Uh, yeah. Two.

Customer 2: Couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. (cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away. Plankton gets so mad that water bursts out of his body and he catch it in a cup and start to drink it).

Plankton :(smack his lips, then sighs clamly).Now what was I saying? Oh right (angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it). I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Dommed, I tell you! (cries)

Karen : Well then, why don't you do what all good buisness owners do?

Plankton : (still crying) What would that be?

Karen : Advertise your product, of course. (she gives Plankton part of the towel)