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| |prev = Shell Shocked
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| |title = Chum Bucket Supreme
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| |next = Single Cell Anniversary
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| |season = 6
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| |episode = 122a
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| |airdate = July 19, 2009}}
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| *'''Plankton:''' Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''
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| *'''Karen''': If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.
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| *'''Plankton''': ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, thanks for the help. Ya know, details like this can be very important to the customers.
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| *'''Karen''': Customers? What customers?
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| *'''Plankton''': Well, uh..... ''[looks on screen and sees car in parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?
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| *'''Customer 1''': Seating for what?
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| *'''Plankton''': ''(angrily)'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. (sarcastically) Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.
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| *'''Customer 2''': Wait a minute-is he eating chum? Do people do that?
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| *'''Plankton''': Look, are you gonna eat or not!?!?!
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| *'''Customer 2''': Yeah. I'll have two Krabby Patties.
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| *'''Customer 1''': Oh yeah, two.
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| *'''Customer 2''': We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away. Plankton gets so mad that water bursts out of his body and he catch it in a cup and start to drink it]''.
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| *'''Plankton''': ''[smack his lips, then sighs clamly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh right ''[angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it]''. I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Dommed, I tell you! ''[cries]''
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| *'''Karen''': Well then, why don't you do what all good buisness owners do?
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| *'''Plankton''': ''[still crying]'' What would that be?
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| *'''Karen''': Advertise your product, of course. ''[she gives Plankton part of the towel]''
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| *'''Plankton''': Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this ''[Karen sighs]''
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| *'''Plankton''': ''[digging in a box of letters]'' Now let's see, Q no... P no...Ah, here it is, L! There, it's perfect! Chum is Metabolic Fuel. You really did it this time ol' Planky. Oh yeah, who's a genius. Have you seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius, genius. ''( Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him.)''
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| *'''Patrick''': Chum is...''[sips cup]'' me...
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| *'''Plankton''': Hello sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Erm, sir?
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| *'''Patrick''': ...Meta...a...ta...tab...tab, er...bo...ic!
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| *'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!
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| *'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': We need to get outta here! ''[Patric Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "''PULL TO OPEN''"]''
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| *'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': The door's jammed!
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| *'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': Push harder! ''[All start moaning and coughing]''
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| *'''Patrick''': MetAbo, ic... ''[Head starts to smoke]''
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| *'''Plankton''': Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' THE DRINK, USE THE DRINK!
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| *'''Patrick''': ''[Stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]''. HEY! What kind of friend are you?
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| *'''Plankton''': Friend? I didn't even know y-
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| *'''Patrick''': Come on. Say your sorry.
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| *'''Plankton''': Uh, I'm Sorry
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| *'''Patrick''': Okay I forgive you. ''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay so can I tell you something honestly?
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| *'''Plankton''': Whatever.
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| *'''Patrick''': It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.
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| *'''Patrick's Head''': ''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''
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| *'''Patrick''': It's okay little fellow I don't either.
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| *'''Plankton''': OK, Freakshow, you just wait.In a few minutes this sign will attract more than you can count.
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| *'''Narrator''': A Few Minutes Later
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| *'''Patrick''': Uhh, what's that number before one?
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| *'''Plankton''': Zero
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| *'''Patrick''': Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!
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| *'''Plankton''': Okay it might take a little longer than a few minutes.
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| *'''Narrator''': A Little Longer Than a Few Minutes Later
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| *'''Patrick''': Wait, what are we doing again? [Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick swiths the letters around on the sign.
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| *'''Plankton''':What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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| *'''Patrick''': They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the chum bucket]''
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| *''(Chattering amongest the Customers)''
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| *'''Plankton''': Apparantly dumb sells chum. I believe I've just found our Adertising Director. (''Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R".''
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': Aah! Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''(Chuckles Nerveously). ''Must be low tide or something eh Squidward?
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| *'''Squidward''': They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.
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| *'''Mr. Krabs: '''The Chum Bucket? ''(He Looks through a pair of Binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket Door.)'' "Chum.... is.... Fum?" SpongeBob!
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| *'''SpongeBob''': Yess Sir?
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, we have a situation.
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| *'''SpongeBob''': I'm on it. ''(He runs off.)''
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| *''(SpongeBob pulls a leaver which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another Plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and land in the middle of a target with two closed vent to his left and right.)''
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| *''( The Target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal Square shaped Hand Pushes him down the vent.)''
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| *'''SpongeBob''': ''(Taking a switch out of his pocket.)'' Five. ''( A door with the Number 5 on it opens.)''
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| *'''SpongeBob''': Four. ''(A door with the number 4 on it opens up.)''
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| *'''SpongeBob''': Three. ''(A door with the Number 3 on it opens up.)''
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| *'''SpongeBob''': Two. ''(A door with the Number 2 on it opens up.)''
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| *'''SpongeBob''': One. ''(A door with the Number 1 on it opens up.)''
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been reliased.
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| *'''SpongeBob''': Goofy Gober is going non-tary?
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| *'''Mr.Krabs''': No. ''(Pulling down a screen.)''
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| *'''SpongeBob''': Ooh. Slide Show.
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.
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| *'''SpongeBob''': Hey that's my legs.
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': He stole the Formuler. ''(A slide of SpongeBob Screaming is displayed)''
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': I thought you might say that. So we need to infultrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.
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| *''(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is strugguling to keep his balance.)''
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, how are ye holding up down there lad?
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| *'''SpongeBob''': Not so good, Mr. Krabs.
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': Hold on there. We're almost there.
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| *'''Narrator''': Two Hours Later.
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| *'''Plankton''': Next!
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| *'''Mr. Krabs''': We made it SpongeBob. We're in! ''(They enter the Chum Bucket. This is chatter among the crowd of customers.)''
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| *'''Customer 1''': Oh, I Know. Chum is Fum.
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| *'''Customer 2''': You said it. Chum is Fum.
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