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|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2009]]
|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2009]]
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*''[Episode opens at the Chum Bucket]''
{{L|''[episode opens at the Chum Bucket]''}}
*'''Plankton:''' Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''
{{L|Plankton|Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''}}
*'''Karen''': If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.
{{L|Karen|If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, thanks for the help. Ya know, details like this can be very important to the customers.
{{L|Plankton|''[sarcastically]'' Oh, thanks for the help. Ya know, details like this can be very important to the customers.}}
*'''Karen''': Customers? What customers?
{{L|Karen|Customers? What customers?}}
*'''Plankton''': Well, uh..... ''[looks on screen and sees car in parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?
{{L|Plankton|Well, uh..... ''[looks on screen and sees car in parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?}}
*'''Pilar''': Seating for what?
{{L|Pilar|Seating for what?}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(angrily)'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. (sarcastically) Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.
{{L|Plankton|''[angrily]'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.}}
*'''Nat''': Wait a minute, eating chum? Do people do that?
{{L|Nat|Wait a minute, eating chum? Do people do that?}}
*'''Plankton''': Look, are you gonna eat or not!?!?!
{{L|Plankton|Look, are you gonna eat or not!?!?!}}
*'''Nat''': Yeah. I'll gonna have two Krabby Patties.
{{L|Nat|Yeah. I'll gonna have two Krabby Patties.}}
*'''Pilar''': Oh yeah, two.
{{L|Pilar|Oh yeah, two.}}
*'''Nat''': We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away.]''
{{L|Nat|We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away]''}}
*'''Plankton''': ''[burst out water from his head then drinks it, then sighs clamly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh right ''[angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it]''. I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Dommed, I tell you! ''[cries]''
{{L|Plankton|''[burst out water from his head then drinks it, then sighs clamly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh right ''[angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it]''. I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Dommed, I tell you! ''[cries]''}}
*'''Karen''': Well, why don't you do what all good business owners do?
{{L|Karen|Well, why don't you do what all good business owners do?}}
*'''Plankton''': ''[still crying]'' What would that be?
{{L|Plankton|''[still crying]'' What would that be?}}
*'''Karen''': Advertise your product, of course. ''[she gives Plankton part of the towel]''
{{L|Karen|Advertise your product, of course. ''[she gives Plankton part of the towel]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this ''[Karen sighs]''
{{L|Plankton|Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this ''[Karen sighs]''}}
*'''Plankton''': ''[digging in a box of letters]'' Now let's see, Q no... P no...Ah, here it is, L! There, it's perfect! Chum is Metabolic Fuel. You really did it this time ol' Planky. Oh yeah, who's a genius. ''[Starts singing] ''Have you seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius, genius. ''(Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him.)''
{{L|Plankton|''[digging in a box of letters]'' Now let's see, Q no... P no...Ah, here it is, L! There, it's perfect! Chum is Metabolic Fuel. You really did it this time ol' Planky. Oh yeah, who's a genius.♪Have you seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius, genius.''[Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him]''}}
*'''Patrick''': Chum is...''[sips cup]'' me...
{{L|Patrick|Chum is...''[sips cup]'' me...}}
*'''Plankton''': Hello sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Er, sir?
{{L|Plankton|Hello sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Er, sir?}}
*'''Patrick''': ...Meta...a...ta...tab...tab, er...bo...ic!
{{L|Patrick|...Meta...a...ta...tab...tab, er...bo...ic!}}
*'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!
{{L|Patrick Midget in Brain|Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!}}
*'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': We need to get outta here! ''[Patrick Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "''PULL TO OPEN''"]''
{{L|Patrick Midget in Brain 2|We need to get outta here! ''[Patrick Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "PULL TO OPEN"]''}}
*'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': The door's jammed!
{{L|Patrick Midget in Brain|The door's jammed!}}
*'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': Push harder! ''[All start moaning and coughing]''
{{L|Patrick Midget in Brain 2|Push harder! ''[All start moaning and coughing]''}}
*'''Patrick''': MetAbo, ic... ''[Head starts to smoke]''
{{L|Patrick|MetAbo, ic... ''[Head starts to smoke]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' THE DRINK, USE THE DRINK!
{{L|Plankton|Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' THE DRINK, USE THE DRINK!}}
*'''Patrick''': ''[Stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]''. HEY! What kind of friend are you?
{{L|Patrick|''[Stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]''. HEY! What kind of friend are you?}}
*'''Plankton''': Friend? I didn't even know y-
{{L|Plankton|Friend? I didn't even know y-}}
*'''Patrick''': Go ahead. Say you're sorry.
{{L|Patrick|Go ahead. Say you're sorry.}}
*'''Plankton''': Uh, I'm sorry
{{L|Plankton|Uh, I'm sorry}}
*'''Patrick''': Okay, I forgive you. And...''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay, so can I tell you something honestly?
{{L|Patrick|Okay, I forgive you. And...''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay, so can I tell you something honestly?}}
*'''Plankton''': Whatever.
{{L|Plankton|Whatever.}}
*'''Patrick''': It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.
{{L|Patrick|It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.}}
*'''Patrick's Head''': ''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''
{{L|Patrick's Head|''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''}}
*'''Patrick''': It's okay little fella I don't either.
{{L|Patrick|It's okay little fella I don't either.}}
*'''Plankton''': OK, Freakshow, you just wait. In a few minutes this sign will attract more than you can count.
{{L|Plankton|OK, Freakshow, you just wait. In a few minutes this sign will attract more than you can count.}}
*'''Narrator''': A Few Minutes Later.
{{L|Narrator|A Few Minutes Later.}}
*'''Patrick''': Uhh, what's that number before one?
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, what's that number before one?}}
*'''Plankton''': Zero
{{L|Plankton|Zero}}
*'''Patrick''': Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!
{{L|Patrick|Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!}}
*'''Plankton''': Okay so it may take a little longer than a few minutes.
{{L|Plankton|Okay so it may take a little longer than a few minutes.}}
*'''Narrator''': A Little Longer Than a Few Minutes Later
{{L|Narrator|A Little Longer Than a Few Minutes Later}}
*'''Patrick''': Wait, what are we doing again? ''[Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick switches the letters around on the sign]'' There we go! Chum is Fun!
{{L|Patrick|Wait, what are we doing again? ''[Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick switches the letters around on the sign]'' There we go! Chum is Fun!}}
*'''Plankton''': What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign to "Cum is Fum?" That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
{{L|Plankton|What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign to "Cum is Fum?" That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.}}
*'''Patrick''': They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the Chum Bucket]''
{{L|Patrick|They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the Chum Bucket. Chattering amongest the Customers]''}}
*''(Chattering amongest the Customers)''
{{L|Plankton|Apperantly, dum sells chum. And I believe I've just found our Advertising Director. ''[Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R".. Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Apperantly, dum sells chum. And I believe I've just found our Advertising Director. (''Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R".)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aah! Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''[Chuckles nerveously]''. Must be low tide or something eh Squidward?}}
*''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''
{{L|Squidward|They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Aah! Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''(Chuckles nerveously). ''Must be low tide or something eh Squidward?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Chum Bucket? ''[He Looks through a pair of Binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket Door]'' "Chum.... is.... Fum?" SpongeBob!}}
*'''Squidward''': They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.
{{L|SpongeBob|Yess Sir?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''The Chum Bucket? ''(He Looks through a pair of Binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket Door.)'' "Chum.... is.... Fum?" SpongeBob!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, we have a situation.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Yess Sir?
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm on it. ''[He runs off]''.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, we have a situation.
{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls a leaver which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another Plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and land in the middle of a target with two closed vent to his left and right.. The Target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal Square shaped Hand Pushes him down the vent]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I'm on it. ''(He runs off).''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Taking a switch out of his pocket]'' Five. ''[ A door with the Number 5 on it opens]''}}
*''(SpongeBob pulls a leaver which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another Plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and land in the middle of a target with two closed vent to his left and right.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Four. ''[A door with the number 4 on it opens up]''}}
*''(The Target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal Square shaped Hand Pushes him down the vent.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Three. ''[A door with the Number 3 on it opens up]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''(Taking a switch out of his pocket.)'' Five. ''( A door with the Number 5 on it opens.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Two. ''[A door with the Number 2 on it opens up]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Four. ''(A door with the number 4 on it opens up.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|One. ''[A door with the Number 1 on it opens up]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Three. ''(A door with the Number 3 on it opens up.)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Two. ''(A door with the Number 2 on it opens up.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! Goofy Gober is going non-dairy?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': One. ''(A door with the Number 1 on it opens up.)''
{{L|Mr.Krabs|No. ''[Pulling down a screen]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh. Slide Show.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Ah! Goofy Gober is going non-dairy?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Changes slide]'' A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. ''[Changes slide to a bunch of customers outside the Chum Bucket]'' There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. ''[Changes slide to Plankton sneaking past SpongeBob]'' Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.}}
*'''Mr.Krabs''': No. ''(Pulling down a screen.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that's my legs.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Ooh. Slide Show.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Changes slide to Plankton stealing the Secret Forumla]'' He stole the Formuler. ''[A slide of SpongeBob screaming is displayed]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[Changes slide] ''A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. ''[Changes slide to a bunch of customers outside the Chum Bucket] ''There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. ''[Changes slide to Plankton sneaking past Spongebob] ''Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.
{{L|SpongeBob|AHHHHHHH!!!!!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, that's my legs.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I thought you'd say that. ''[Changes slide to him and SpongeBob sneaking to the Chum Bucket]'' So we need to infultrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[Changes slide to Plankton stealing the Secret Forumla] ''He stole the Formuler. ''(A slide of SpongeBob screaming is displayed)''
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is struggling to keep his balance]''}}
*'''Spongebob:''' AHHHHHHH!!!!!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, how you holding up boy?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': I thought you'd say that. ''[Changes slide to him and Spongebob sneaking to the Chum Bucket] ''So we need to infultrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.
{{L|SpongeBob|Not so good, Mr. Krabs.}}
*''(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is struggling to keep his balance.)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on now. We're almost there.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, how you holding up boy?
{{L|Narrator|Two Hours Later.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Not so good, Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Plankton|Next!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Hold on now. We're almost there.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|We made it SpongeBob. We're in! ''[They enter the Chum Bucket. This is chatter among the crowd of customers]''}}
*'''Narrator''': Two Hours Later.
{{L|Nat|All I know is: Chum is Fum.}}
*'''Plankton''': Next!
{{L|Pilar|You said it. Chum is Fum.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': We made it SpongeBob. We're in! ''(They enter the Chum Bucket. This is chatter among the crowd of customers.)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous}}
*'''Nat''': All I know is: Chum is Fum.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling]'' Like that door? ''[camera moves to reveal door that has 2 signs covering windows saying "TOP SECRET" "STAY OUT!"]''}}
*'''Pilar''': You said it. Chum is Fum.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh...BINGO! Giddy up boy, We're almost there. ''[Opens door]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous
{{L|Patrick|Huh?}}
*'''SpongeBob''':'' (struggling) ''Like that door? ''(camera moves to reveal door that has 2 signs covering windows saying "TOP SECRET" "STAY OUT!")''
{{L|''[Plankton immediately runs up to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. Door closes]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Eh...BINGO! Giddy up boy, We're almost there. [Opens door]
{{L|Plankton|Excuse me, would you like a free sample?}}
*'''Patrick''': Huh?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, uh ''[clears throat. masks voice as lady's voice]'' I'm full thanks!}}
*''(Plankton immediately runs up to Spongebob and Mr. Krabs. Door closes)''
{{L|Plankton|No? How 'bout your little Friend? Hi SpongeBob!}}
*'''Plankton''': Excuse me, would you like a free sample?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi! I don't want a free sampl-}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': No, uh ''(*clears throat*) (masks voice as lady's voice)'' I'm full thanks!
{{L|Plankton|''[Stuffs the Chum in SpongeBob's mouth]'' Sure you do. LOOK OUT! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!}}
*'''Plankton''': No? How 'bout your little Friend? Hi SpongeBob!
{{L|''[Disguise expands and camera cuts to the outside of Chum Bucket and shows explosion. Camera cuts back to SpongeBob and Mr.Krabs out of disguise]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hi! I don't want a free sampl-
{{L|SpongeBob|Blegh, Aheh, Agh, Agheh ''[Pulls out tongue and starts scrubbing]''}}
*'''Plankton''': (Stuffs the Chum in Spongebob's mouth) Sure you do. LOOK OUT! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh? Well he obviously didn't steal me formular, but how did he steal all my customers?}}
*''(Disguise expands and camera cuts to the outside of Chum Bucket and shows explosion)''
{{L|Pilar|This Chum Tastes awful.}}
*''(Camera cuts back to SpongeBob and Mr.Krabs out of disguise)''
{{L|Nat|Yeah, but the slogan is so catchy that we can't stop eatin' it.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Blegh, Aheh, Agh, Agheh ''(Pulls out tongue and starts scrubbing)''
{{L|Nat and Pilar|CHUM IS FUM! ''[They both throw up]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Huh? Well he obviously didn't steal me formular, but how did he steal all my customers?
{{L|Plankton|Ah hehehehehehe ''[takes breath]'' Chum is fum! Ah he he!}}
*'''Pilar''': This Chum Tastes awful.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Takes SpongeBob by the tongue]'' Come on SpongeBob...}}
*'''Nat''': Yeah, but the slogan is so catchy that we can't stop eatin' it.
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs leave scene]''}}
*'''Nat and Pilar''': CHUM IS FUM! ''(They both throw up)''
{{L|Plankton|I'm gonna to see how our advertising guru is doing. ''[Goes into "top secret room"]'' What brillant slogans have you come up with this week Patrick? ''[Walks in front of Patrick only to find him asleep]''}}
*'''Plankton:''' Ah hehehehehehe *takes breath* Chum is fum! Ah he he!
{{L|Patrick|''[snore. sleepily]'' Hm, huh?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:'' '''(Takes Spongebob by the tongue)'' Come on Spongebob...
{{L|Plankton|''[facepalms]'' Gah! You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases to keep that rabble out there happy! ''[jumps up onto easel]'' Chum is Fum...We kinda got that one already. ''[Flips poster paper up to reveal CHUM IS FUM]''}}
*''(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs leave scene)''
{{L|Patrick|OOH I like that one!}}
*'''Plankton:''' I'm gonna to see how our advertising guru is doing. ''(Goes into "top secret room") ''What brillant slogans have you come up with this week Patrick? ''(Walks in front of Patrick only to find him asleep)''
{{L|''[Plankton Flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM again. Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal multiple CHUM IS FUM on whole sheet. Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM together in the shape of Patrick. Flips paper up to reveal CHUM. Flips paper up to reveal IS. Flips paper up to reveal FUM]''}}
*'''Patrick''':'' (*snore*) (sleepily)'' Hm, huh?
{{L|Plankton|Agh. Oh well if it 'aint broke don't fix it ''[jumps down]'' Keep up the good work...I guess...}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(*facepalms*)'' Gah! You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases to keep that rabble out there happy!'' (jumps up onto easel) ''Chum is Fum...We kinda got that one already. (Flips poster paper up to reveal CHUM IS FUM)
{{L|Patrick|You got it boss!}}
*'''Patrick''': OOH I like that one!
{{L|Plankton|''[Opens door to the crow and Announcing]'' HEY EVERYONE! CHUM IS FUM!}}
*''(Plankton Flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM again)''
{{L|''[Crowd Cheers. Bubble transition to outside of Chum Bucket showing a line up that goes till the outside]''}}
*''(Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal multiple CHUM IS FUM on whole sheet)''
{{L|Plankton|Hey Karen, check this out!}}
*''(Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM together in the shape of Patrick)''
{{L|Karen|What now?}}
*''(Flips paper up to reveal CHUM)''
{{L|Plankton|You see every time I make a sale the sound goes there, Watch! ''[Opens cash register. *CHA CHING*. sound goes to microphone outside to 3 loud speakers on top of the Chum Bucket]''}}
*''(Flips paper up to reveal IS)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Cries]''}}
*''(Flips paper up to reveal FUM)''
{{L|Karen|How is that gonna help to boost sales?}}
*'''Plankton''': Agh. Oh well if it 'aint broke don't fix it ''(*jumps down*) ''Keep up the good work...I guess...
{{L|Plankton|Karen babe you don't need help when you have a catchy slogan like mine.}}
*'''Patrick:''' You got it boss!
{{L|Karen|Don't look now, but I think your catchy slogan days are numbered.}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(Opens door to the crow and Announcing)'' HEY EVERYONE! CHUM IS FUM!
{{L|Plankton|''[Turns around and looks at the customers]''}}
*''(Crowd Cheers)''
{{L|Nat|''[Barfs on floor]'' Uhh somezin' not right}}
*''(Bubble transition to outside of Chum Bucket showing a line up that goes till the outside)''
{{L|Pilar|Yeah i know, I keep sayin' "Chum is Fum" but it ehh it's just not workin'}}
*'''Plankton''': Hey Karen, check this out!
{{L|Nat|I'm outta here. ''[Throws ChumStick on the floor and leaves]''}}
*'''Karen''': What now?
{{L|Pilar|''[Also throws away ChumStick and leaves]''}}
*'''Plankton:''' You see every time I make a sale the sound goes there, Watch! ''(Opens cash register) (*CHA CHING*) (sound goes to microphone outside to 3 loud speakers on top of the Chum Bucket)''
{{L|Plankton|Hmmmm....}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''':'' (Cries)''
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick sleeping]''}}
*'''Karen''': How is that gonna help to boost sales?
{{L|Plankton|''[Shouting]'' PATRICK!}}
*'''Plankton''': Karen babe you don't need help when you have a catchy slogan like mine.
{{L|Patrick|''[Wakes up]'' Huh?!}}
*'''Karen''': Don't look now, but I think your catchy slogan days are numbered.
{{L|Plankton|We're having a board meeting here! We need ideas!}}
*'''Plankton: '''''(Turns around and looks at the customers)''
{{L|Patrick|''[examining graph that the line ends inside the toilet]'' Hmmmm, Mhmmmm, Uh huuuh. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it.}}
*'''Nat''':'' (*Barfs on floor*)'' Uhh somezin' not right
{{L|Plankton|NO! That's not it you FOOL! We need a new slogan! You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like "Chum is Fum" but different.}}
*'''Pilar''': Yeah i know, I keep sayin' "Chum is Fum" but it ehh it's just not workin'
{{L|Patrick|Oh... Gotcha Hmmmmmm.}}
*'''Nat''': I'm outta here. (Throws ChumStick on the floor and leaves)
{{L|Narrator|3 Days Later}}
*'''Pilar:''' ''(Also throws away ChumStick and leaves)''
{{L|''[Cuts to outside of Chum Bucket with a longer line of customers. zooms in on new sign "FUM IS CHUM"]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Hmmmm....
{{L|Nat|I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan "Chum is Fum"}}
*''(Bubble transition to Patrick sleeping)''
{{L|Pilar|Yeah that new slogan "Fum IS Chum" Is way cooler.}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(Shouting)'' PATRICK!
{{L|Nat|Way cooler!}}
*'''Patrick''': ''(Wakes up) ''Huh?!
{{L|''[Nat and Pilar pick up Chum bucket supreme and start eating and barfing into their buckets]''}}
*'''Plankton''': We're having a board meeting here! We need ideas!
{{L|Plankton|''[Gives bucket of chum to a customer]'' Heres your chum bucket supreme, enjoy! Patrick my boy, you really earned that promotion!}}
*'''Patrick''':''(examining graph that the line ends inside the toilet)'' Hmmmm, Mhmmmm, Uh huuuh. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it.
{{L|Patrick|''[Washing dishes]'' Thanks boss.}}
*'''Plankton''': NO! That's not it you FOOL! We need a new slogan! You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like "Chum is Fum" but different.
{{L|Plankton|Nothing can stop me now!}}
*'''Patrick''': Oh... Gotcha Hmmmmmm.
{{L|''[Shows montage of Plankton's Success. people eating chum, bilboard posted up with new slogan, being on cover of Bikini Bottom restaurant magazine, many cars parked outside of Chum Bucket, local hockey team lining up for chum]''}}
*'''Narrator''': 3 Days Later
{{L|Plankton|You fellas look hungry, here you go! ''[Throws the chumsticks at the hockey players and they fight for it]''}}
*''(Cuts to outside of Chum Bucket with a longer line of customers)''
{{L|Patrick|Excuse me sir. ''[hands resignation slip]'' My resignation. ''[shows picture of himself in fighter plane shooting bullets]''}}
*''(zooms in on new sign "FUM IS CHUM")''
{{L|Plankton|But you're my whole marketing department.}}
*'''Nat''': I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan "Chum is Fum"
{{L|Patrick|I know but I'm "burned out". See. ''[Turns around to show back of head burned making a hole]''Anyway, you can send my check to my home.}}
*'''Pilar''': Yeah that new slogan "Fum IS Chum" Is way cooler.
{{L|Plankton|''[rips resignation]'' Check? You want money for those stupid catchphrases? Anybody can sell to my idiot customers ''[over loudspeakers]'' They're buffoons, morons, they'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb, ''[Two people throw away chum]'' the stupidest of the stupid, ''[A lady and her baby throw away Chum]'' they're dummies, dweebs and doodoo dunderheads. I can keep that rabble right where I want em'! Huh?}}
*'''Nat:''' Way cooler!
{{L|Hockey Player|What was that part about doodoo dunderheads eh'?}}
*''(Nat and Pilar pick up Chum bucket supreme and start eating and barfing into their buckets)''
{{L|''[ Hockey Players beat up Plankton and kick him out of chum bucket]''}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(Gives bucket of chum to a customer) ''Heres your chum bucket supreme, enjoy! Patrick my boy, you really earned that promotion!
{{L|Hockey Player|Where do you think you're going little man?}}
*'''Patrick''': (Washing dishes) Thanks boss.
{{L|Plankton|Is it too late for sorry? ''[gets squished on tee]'' DOH!}}
*'''Plankton''': Nothing can stop me now!
{{L|Hockey Player|''[chuckles]'' Hey check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry eh'?}}
*''(Shows montage of Plankton's Success) (people eating chum, bilboard posted up with new slogan, being on cover of Bikini Bottom restaurant magazine, many cars parked outside of Chum Bucket, local hockey team lining up for chum.)''
{{L|''[Hockey players cheer and run to Krusty Krab as plankton gets squished]''}}
*'''Plankton''': You fellas look hungry, here you go! ''(Throws the chumsticks at the hockey players and they fight for it)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Mr.K we're back in business!}}
*'''Patrick''': Excuse me sir. ''(hands resignation slip)'' My resignation. ''(shows picture of himself in fighter plane shooting bullets)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yep. ''[shouting at Patrick]'' Keep up the good work boy'o!}}
*'''Plankton''': But you're my whole marketing department.
{{L|Patrick|You got it boss! ''[Paints "Krabby Patties are Fum"]''}}
*'''Patrick''': I know but I'm "burned out". See. ''(Turns around to show back of head burned making a hole)''Anyway, you can send my check to my home.
*'''Plankton''': ''(rips resignation) ''Check? You want money for those stupid catchphrases? Anybody can sell to my idiot customers ''(over loudspeakers)'' They're buffoons, morons, they'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb, ''(Two people throw away chum)'' the stupidest of the stupid, (A lady and her baby throw away Chum) they're dummies, dweebs and doodoo dunderheads. I can keep that rabble right where I want em'! Huh?
*'''Hockey Player''': What was that part about doodoo dunderheads eh'?
*''( Hockey Players beat up Plankton and kick him out of chum bucket)''
*'''Hockey Player''': Where do you think you're going little man?
*'''Plankton''': Is it too late for sorry?'' (gets squished on tee) DOH!''
*'''Hockey Player''': *chuckles* Hey check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry eh'?
*''(Hockey players cheer and run to Krusty Krab as plankton gets squished)''
*'''Spongebob''': Well, Mr.K we're back in business!
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Yep.'' (shouting at Patrick)'' Keep up the good work boy'o!
*'''Patrick''': You got it boss! ''(Paints "Krabby Patties are Fum")''
*''(Episode ends)''
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