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{{L|Plankton|Karen, please! I'm trying to process my emotions! ...Karen! I think I know how to push Krabs out of business— we'll lure customers underground with this gorgeous scenery!}}
{{L|Plankton|Karen, please! I'm trying to process my emotions! ...Karen! I think I know how to push Krabs out of business— we'll lure customers underground with this gorgeous scenery!}}
{{L|Karen|Ugh...}}
{{L|Karen|Ugh...}}
{{L|Plankton|Man, I'm good! ''[Growling comes from another cave attached to this one]'' Cave dwellers! ''[Big, hairy orange creatures with brown hair, sharp tusks and green lips come out of a cave. Plankton pulls out a whip and whips them into submission. They all sadly huddle in a corner]'' Back! That's better. From now on, you shall be my minions— servants to follow my every order! I decree this kingdom to be called the Chum Caverns! And may the people of Bikini Bottom shudder in awe of its Majesty! Ha, ha, ha, ha!!! ''[Later, Susie drags Abigail-Marge by the hand to the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Man, I'm good! ''[Growling comes from another cave attached to this one]'' Cave dwellers! ''[Big, hairy orange creatures with brown hair, sharp tusks and green lips come out of a cave. Plankton pulls out a whip and whips them into submission. They all sadly huddle in a corner]'' Back! That's better. From now on, you shall be my minions— servants to follow my every order! I decree this kingdom to be called the Chum Caverns! And may the people of Bikini Bottom shudder in awe of its Majesty! Ha, ha, ha, ha! ''[Later, Susie drags Abigail-Marge by the hand to the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|Susie|Hurry up, Mom! I wanna see the Chum Caverns before the line gets too long!}}
{{L|Susie|Hurry up, Mom! I wanna see the Chum Caverns before the line gets too long!}}
{{L|Abigail-Marge|Never you mind, Susie, it's already too late for that!}}
{{L|Abigail-Marge|Never you mind, Susie, it's already too late for that!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|2 orders of Chum Nuggets, please!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|2 orders of Chum Nuggets, please!}}
{{L|Cave Dweller #1|''[Scream]''}}
{{L|Cave Dweller #1|''[Scream]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That certainly is chum! And such steamy chuminess deserves recompense!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That certainly is chum! And such steamy chumminess deserves recompense!}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, I'll take that! ''[SpongeBob happily hands Plankton some money]'' Eat your blackened, twisted, money-grubbing heart out, Krabs! ''[He hops over to his register, stuffed and overflowing with money]'' I'm even profiting off of your most loyal ally! I'm running out of space for this stuff! Got an empty safe I can borrow, Krabs? ''[Plankton laughs coldly]'' But seriously, this is getting really heavy.}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, I'll take that! ''[SpongeBob happily hands Plankton some money]'' Eat your blackened, twisted, money-grubbing heart out, Krabs! ''[He hops over to his register, stuffed and overflowing with money]'' I'm even profiting off of your most loyal ally! I'm running out of space for this stuff! Got an empty safe I can borrow, Krabs? ''[Plankton laughs coldly]'' But seriously, this is getting really heavy.}}
{{L|''[Falls under the weight of all his money. Patrick sits at a table with 2 Chum Sticks and slides the chum off the stick with his teeth when SpongeBob joins him]''}}
{{L|''[Falls under the weight of all his money. Patrick sits at a table with 2 Chum Sticks and slides the chum off the stick with his teeth when SpongeBob joins him]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Where have you been, and what is that ridiculous thing on your head?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Where have you been, and what is that ridiculous thing on your head?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's a "stalagmiter", available exclusively at the Chum Caverns Gift Shop.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's a "stalagmiter", available exclusively at the Chum Caverns Gift Shop.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How dare you spend all the money I don't pay you at me archrival's business! Boy, Plankton's really cleaning up down there, which means it's time to start running into the ground.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How dare you spend all the money I don't pay you at me arch-rival's business! Boy, Plankton's really cleaning up down there, which means it's time to start running into the ground.}}
{{L|''[Cut to Plankton, serving up an order in Chum Caverns]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to Plankton, serving up an order in Chum Caverns]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Another order of Chumballs! ''[The entire cave shakes and rumbles, and cracks form in one of the walls]'' Huh?}}
{{L|Plankton|Another order of Chumballs! ''[The entire cave shakes and rumbles, and cracks form in one of the walls]'' Huh?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Krabs, you can't just slither down here and steal all my customers! It's unethical!}}
{{L|Plankton|Krabs, you can't just slither down here and steal all my customers! It's unethical!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unethical? This is perfectly legit! I call all building rights under my restaurant!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unethical? This is perfectly legit! I call all building rights under my restaurant!}}
{{L|Plankton|Sea turtles! He called it! He always was good with legal jargen. ''[Plankton jumps onto his drill from earlier]'' Alright, Krabs, if you think it's fair to undercut my business, then I'm gonna undercut you! ''[Plankton digs underneath Mr. Krabs, which causes the ground Mr. Krabs is standing on to crumble, and him to fall a story down]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Sea turtles! He called it! He always was good with legal jargon. ''[Plankton jumps onto his drill from earlier]'' Alright, Krabs, if you think it's fair to undercut my business, then I'm gonna undercut you! ''[Plankton digs underneath Mr. Krabs, which causes the ground Mr. Krabs is standing on to crumble, and him to fall a story down]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Heh, heh, heh! How does it feel, Krabs? Being in the hole, so to speak. Not well, I'd imagine. Now hold still so I can bury you.}}
{{L|Plankton|Heh, heh, heh! How does it feel, Krabs? Being in the hole, so to speak. Not well, I'd imagine. Now hold still so I can bury you.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not if I bury you first! ''[He tunnels under Plankton with his jackhammer, so the chunk of rock Plankton's on falls, too. The customers and SpongeBob watch, all wearing the stalagmite hats]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not if I bury you first! ''[He tunnels under Plankton with his jackhammer, so the chunk of rock Plankton's on falls, too. The customers and SpongeBob watch, all wearing the stalagmite hats]''}}
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{{L|Fish #5|But at least we're trapped in a good restaurant!}}
{{L|Fish #5|But at least we're trapped in a good restaurant!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Capturing customers! I should've though of it sooner! But without Squidward, I need someone to work the register. ''[Cut to Plankton and a cave creature working the register. The creature raises its whip]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Capturing customers! I should've though of it sooner! But without Squidward, I need someone to work the register. ''[Cut to Plankton and a cave creature working the register. The creature raises its whip]''}}
{{L|Cave Dweller #2|''[Scream]''}}
{{L|Cave Dweller #2|''[Screams]''}}

Revision as of 10:40, 25 January 2016