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{{L|[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]}} | {{L|[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]}} | ||
{{L|''Squidward: ''Just clock out already!}} | |||
{{L| SpongeBob: '''I'm trying, Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day! ''Squidward slaps himself in the face)'' At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''(Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him)'' I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward! ''(Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it)'' | |||
{{L| ''Gary: '''Meow! ''(Saying yeah-yeah in snail form)'' | |||
{{L|''SpongeBob: '''It's just so hard to leave, even for one night! | |||
{{L| ''Squidward: '''''(Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out) ''I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''(Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess)'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss! | |||
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(Shown trying to get a penny out of the floorboards with a spatula)'' Woo-hoo! Got it! Hey, who are you calling cheap? | *' ''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(Shown trying to get a penny out of the floorboards with a spatula)'' Woo-hoo! Got it! Hey, who are you calling cheap? | ||
*'''Squidward: '''The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''(Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it)'' | *'''Squidward: '''The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''(Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it)'' | ||
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''(laughs)'' | *'''Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''(laughs)'' | ||
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*'''Old Jethra:''' Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''(he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty)'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though. | *'''Old Jethra:''' Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''(he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty)'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though. | ||
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood) Time to get to the bottom of this. ''(cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich gentlemen)'' Oohh, just act like your another fancy customer. | *'''Mr. Krabs:''' (shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood) Time to get to the bottom of this. ''(cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich gentlemen)'' Oohh, just act like your another fancy customer. | ||
*'''SpongeBob:''' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''(Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth)'' | *' ''SpongeBob:''' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''(Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth)'' | ||
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Shh! ''(stammering)'' What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog. | *' ''Mr. Krabs''': Shh! ''(stammering)'' What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog. | ||
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire. | *' ''SpongeBob:''' Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire. | ||
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please? | *' ''Mr. Krabs:''' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please? | ||
*'''Karen:''' Your name? | *' ''Karen:''' Your name? | ||
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''(looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor)'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. | *' ''Mr. Krabs:''' I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''(looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor)'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. | ||
*'''Karen:''' Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''(looks through the reservation sheet)'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper." | *' ''Karen:''' Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''(looks through the reservation sheet)'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper." | ||
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Reservation? In this sinkhole?! | *' ''Mr. Krabs:''' Reservation? In this sinkhole?! | ||
*'''Karen:''' There's a two-year wait for a table. | *' ''Karen:''' There's a two-year wait for a table. | ||
*'''Squidward:''' What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''(blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan)'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''(the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet)'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''(laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness)'' See you in two years! ''(laughs and scoffs at them)'' | *' ''Squidward:''' What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''(blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan)'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''(the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet)'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''(laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness)'' See you in two years! ''(laughs and scoffs at them)'' | ||
*'''Plankton:''' Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! ''(laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave)'' | *' ''Plankton:''' Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! ''(laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave)'' | ||
*'''French Narrator:''' One week later.... ''(cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book)'' | *' ''French Narrator:''' One week later.... ''(cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book)'' | ||
*'''Nancy-Suzy Fish''': I was here first! | *' ''Nancy-Suzy Fish''': I was here first! | ||
*'''Tyler:''' No, I was! | *' ''Tyler:''' No, I was! | ||
*'''Squidward:''' One at a time, please. | *' ''Squidward:''' One at a time, please. | ||
*'''Nancy-Suzy Fish:''' Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you! | *' ''Nancy-Suzy Fish:''' Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you! | ||
*'''Squidward:''' Yes, isn't it? ''(signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it)'' Next? Whoa! ''(notices the line is becoming long and slow)'' Plankton! | *' ''Squidward:''' Yes, isn't it? ''(signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it)'' Next? Whoa! ''(notices the line is becoming long and slow)'' Plankton! | ||
*'''Plankton:''' ''(frying the chum fricassee in nuggets)'' Yeah, what's up? | *' ''Plankton:''' ''(frying the chum fricassee in nuggets)'' Yeah, what's up? | ||
*'''Squidward:''' Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?! | *' ''Squidward:''' Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?! | ||
*'''Plankton:''' What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''(points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before before 24 hours)'' | *' ''Plankton:''' What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''(points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before before 24 hours)'' | ||
*'''Squidward:''' I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders! | *' ''Squidward:''' I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders! | ||
*'''Plankton:''' But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''(cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road)'' | *' ''Plankton:''' But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''(cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road)'' | ||
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(sniffs)'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''(cries as SpongeBob comforts him)'' | *' ''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(sniffs)'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''(cries as SpongeBob comforts him)'' | ||
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''(cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag)'' | *' ''SpongeBob:''' Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''(cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag)'' | ||
*'''Plankton:''' Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers. | *' ''Plankton:''' Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers. | ||
*'''Tyler:''' Oh, I will. ''(sees Mr. Krabs crying in agony and grief. Tyler gives Mr. Krabs his leftovers | *' ''Tyler:''' Oh, I will. ''(sees Mr. Krabs crying in agony and grief. Tyler gives Mr. Krabs his leftovers]'' Please, sir. Take my chum. It's the least I can do to help. Poor guys.}} | ||
{{L|'Mr Krabs: ''[digs into the bag and pulls out the leftover Chum Fricassee]'' You go first, boy. | |||
{{L| ''SpongeBob:''' ''(takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee)'' Hey, this is great! | |||
* | *{{L|''Mr. Krabs:''' Better than a Krabby Patty?}} | ||
* | *{{L|SpongeBob: A what?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}} | {{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}} | ||
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}} | {{L|Grandma Tentacles|Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[in pain]''Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}} | {{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I admit it! I admit it! But--but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes his foot with her walker again, for the second time]'' Ow!}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, I admit it! I admit it! But--but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes his foot with her walker again, for the second time]'' Ow!}} | ||
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- SpongeBob: [cuts to the Krusty Krab] Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.
- Mr. Krabs: I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!
- Squidward: No! (laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment) Living the dream! (Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.)