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{{L|SpongeBob|At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work.}} | ||
* ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]'' I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward!] ''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]'' | * ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]'' I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward!] ''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]'' | ||
{{L|Gary: Meow! ''[Saying yeah-yeah in snail form]''}} | {{L|'''Gary''': Meow! ''[Saying yeah-yeah in snail form]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob: It's just so hard to leave, even for one night!}} | {{L|'''SpongeBob''': It's just so hard to leave, even for one night!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward:''[Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out]'' I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''[Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess]'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss!}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' ''[Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out]'' I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''[Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess]'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs: ''[Shown trying to get a penny out of the floorboards with a spatula]'' Woo-hoo! Got it! Hey, who are you calling cheap?}} | {{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[Shown trying to get a penny out of the floorboards with a spatula]'' Woo-hoo! Got it! Hey, who are you calling cheap?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''[Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it]''}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''[Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs: Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: Well, if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste and gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years just to get a table!}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' Well, if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste and gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years just to get a table!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs: ''[laughing and chortling]'' See you fellows tomorrow! Gourmet know-how! ''[laughing]''}} | {{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[laughing and chortling]'' See you fellows tomorrow! Gourmet know-how! ''[laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: Laugh it up! My knowledge and intelligence could make even the Chum Bucket a success! ''[Plankton spies on Squidward and SpongeBob and then comes out of the Chum Bucket and follows them]''}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' Laugh it up! My knowledge and intelligence could make even the Chum Bucket a success! ''[Plankton spies on Squidward and SpongeBob and then comes out of the Chum Bucket and follows them]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton: '''Hey! Hey! Heeeeeeeyyyyy! I'm yelling over here! ''[Plankton jumps on Spongebob and then on Squidward]''}} | {{L|'''Plankton:''' Hey! Hey! Heeeeeeeyyyyy! I'm yelling over here! ''[Plankton jumps on Spongebob and then on Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: Ouch, I think I picked up a tick! ''[Squidward takes Plankton off the side of his head]'' Plankton?! What do you want?}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' Ouch, I think I picked up a tick! ''[Squidward takes Plankton off the side of his head]'' Plankton?! What do you want?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton: Well, I'd like to take you up on your offer to make the Chum Bucket a success!}} | {{L|'''Plankton:''' Well, I'd like to take you up on your offer to make the Chum Bucket a success!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: Oh, I don't know about that.}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' Oh, I don't know about that.}} | ||
{{L| Mr. Krabs: I don't value you at all! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L| '''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't value you at all! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: I'll do it. ''[SpongeBob taps Squidward to get his attention]''}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' I'll do it. ''[SpongeBob taps Squidward to get his attention]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob: Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket ''AND ''the Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest, Squidward?}} | {{L|'''SpongeBob:''' Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket ''AND ''the Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: Geez SpongeBob, I hadn't thought of that! You're right! I quit. ''[Episode cuts to Squidward entering the Chum Bucket]'' Eh, a bit industrial, but I can make it work. ''[Episode cuts to the Chum Bucket kitchen]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans!}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' Geez SpongeBob, I hadn't thought of that! You're right! I quit. ''[Episode cuts to Squidward entering the Chum Bucket]'' Eh, a bit industrial, but I can make it work. ''[Episode cuts to the Chum Bucket kitchen]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans!}} | ||
* '''Karen:''' Great! ''Two ''megalomaniacs! | * '''Karen:''' Great! ''Two ''megalomaniacs! | ||
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- [Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him] I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward!] [Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]
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- Karen: Great! Two megalomaniacs!
- Squidward: So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then, isn't it?
- Plankton: Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.
- Mr. Krabs: Shh! [stammering] What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.
- SpongeBob: Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.
- Mr. Krabs: Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
- Karen: Your name?
- Mr. Krabs: I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, (looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor) Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
- Karen: Alright, let's pull up your reservation. (looks through the reservation sheet) Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."
- Mr. Krabs: Reservation? In this sinkhole?!
- Karen: There's a two-year wait for a table.
- Squidward: What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, [blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan] if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. [the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet] Bon Appetit, Suckers! [laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness] See you in two years! [laughs and scoffs at them]
- Plankton: Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! [laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave]
- French Narrator: One week later....
- [cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book]
- Nancy-Suzy Fish: I was here first!