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{{L|[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]}} | {{L|[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]}} | ||
{{L|''Squidward: ''Just clock out already!}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' Just clock out already!}} | ||
{{L| SpongeBob: I'm trying, Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day! ''[Squidward slaps himself in the face]'' At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]'' I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward!] ''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]''}} | {{L| '''SpongeBob:''' I'm trying, Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day! ''[Squidward slaps himself in the face]'' At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]''<nowiki> I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward!] </nowiki>''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary: Meow! ''[Saying yeah-yeah in snail form]''}} | {{L|'''Gary:''' Meow! ''[Saying yeah-yeah in snail form]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob: It's just so hard to leave, even for one night!}} | {{L|'''SpongeBob:''' It's just so hard to leave, even for one night!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out) ''I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''[Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess]'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss!}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out) ''I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''[Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess]'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs: ''[Shown trying to get a penny out of the floorboards with a spatula]'' Woo-hoo! Got it! Hey, who are you calling cheap?}} | {{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[Shown trying to get a penny out of the floorboards with a spatula]'' Woo-hoo! Got it! Hey, who are you calling cheap?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''(Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it)''}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''(Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it)''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''(laughs)''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''(laughs)''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: Well, if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste and gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years just to get a table!}} | {{L|Squidward: Well, if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste and gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years just to get a table!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward: '''I'll do it. ''(SpongeBob taps Squidward to get his attention)''}} | {{L|Squidward: '''I'll do it. ''(SpongeBob taps Squidward to get his attention)''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob: '''Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket ''AND ''the Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob: '''Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket ''AND ''the Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: '''Geez SpongeBob, I hadn't thought of that! You're right! I quit. ''(Episode cuts to Squidward entering the Chum Bucket)'' Eh, a bit industrial, but I can make it work. ''(Episode cuts to the Chum Bucket kitchen)'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans!}} | {{L|'''Squidward:''' Geez SpongeBob, I hadn't thought of that! You're right! I quit. ''(Episode cuts to Squidward entering the Chum Bucket)'' Eh, a bit industrial, but I can make it work. ''(Episode cuts to the Chum Bucket kitchen)'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans!}} | ||
* '''Karen:''' Great! ''Two ''megalomaniacs. | |||
{{L|Squidward:I don't see any use for all these old flap traps. We should just break them down for parts. (Squidward tears out the traps)}} | {{L|Squidward:I don't see any use for all these old flap traps. We should just break them down for parts. (Squidward tears out the traps)}} | ||
{{L|Plankton: But, but that's my chum-fueled antennae massager!}} | {{L|Plankton: But, but that's my chum-fueled antennae massager!}} | ||
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{{L| French Narrator:''' Twenty-Four hours later.... (24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of chum fricassee on his plate)}} | {{L| French Narrator:''' Twenty-Four hours later.... (24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of chum fricassee on his plate)}} | ||
{{L|Plankton: '''Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising. | {{L|Plankton: '''Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising. | ||
{{L| Squidward: '''Oh, just taste it already! | {{L| '''Squidward:'''Oh, just taste it already! | ||
{{L|Plankton: ''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me wretch... ''(Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee)'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''(Takes another bite out of the fricassee)'' It's actually amazing! ''(Plankton throws away the spoon and gobbles down the fricasee)'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star. | {{L|'''Plankton:''' ''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me wretch... ''(Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee)'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''(Takes another bite out of the fricassee)'' It's actually amazing! ''(Plankton throws away the spoon and gobbles down the fricasee)'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star. | ||
{{L|Squidward | {{L|'''Squidward''': A star.}} | ||
{{L| Plankton: '''A star.}} | {{L| ''''Plankton:''' A star.}} | ||
{{L|TV Announcer: '''Hello, hungry eaters! It's time for... ''Flavors of the Bottom'', a collectible look at dining out in Bikini Bottom, with your host, Perch Perkins!}} | {{L|'''TV Announcer:''' Hello, hungry eaters! It's time for... ''Flavors of the Bottom'', a collectible look at dining out in Bikini Bottom, with your host, Perch Perkins!}} | ||
{{L|Perch Perkins: Hey, all you bottom-feeders. If you've already eaten, well, you might wanna make room for seconds, because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational, new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners! What's on the menu? It's called chum fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.}} | {{L|'''Perch Perkins:''' Hey, all you bottom-feeders. If you've already eaten, well, you might wanna make room for seconds, because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational, new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners! What's on the menu? It's called chum fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward (on the news)'': | {{L|'''Squidward(on the news)''': Actually, I can't share the recipe with you. It's a secret.}} | ||
*''(Episode cuts to the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is watching the news on TV)''}} | *''(Episode cuts to the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is watching the news on TV)''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs: What?!}} | {{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' What?!}} | ||
{{L|'Plankton: ''[gloating]''Ha-ha-ha! That's right, Krabs! Now, we have a secret formula, and it's in a bottle, and you can't have it! Ha-ha!}} | {{L|'''Plankton:''' ''[gloating]''Ha-ha-ha! That's right, Krabs! Now, we have a secret formula, and it's in a bottle, and you can't have it! Ha-ha!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward: Give that back, please! ''(Squidward snatches the recipe from Plankton)'' Thank you!}} | {{L|Squidward: Give that back, please! ''(Squidward snatches the recipe from Plankton)'' Thank you!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton: Secret!}} | {{L|Plankton: Secret!}} | ||
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*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood) Time to get to the bottom of this. ''(cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich gentlemen)'' Oohh, just act like your another fancy customer.}} | *'''Mr. Krabs:''' (shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood) Time to get to the bottom of this. ''(cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich gentlemen)'' Oohh, just act like your another fancy customer.}} | ||
{{L| ''SpongeBob: ''[loudly]'' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''(Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth)''}} | {{L| ''SpongeBob: ''[loudly]'' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''(Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth)''}} | ||
{{L| ''SpongeBob:''' Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire. | ''Mr. Krabs''': Shh! ''(stammering)'' What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog. | ||
{{L| ''Mr. Krabs:''' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please? | {{L| ''SpongeBob:'<nowiki/>'' Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire. | ||
{{L| ''Karen:''' Your name? | {{L| ''Mr. Krabs:'<nowiki/>'' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please? | ||
{{L| ''Mr. Krabs:''' I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''(looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor)'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. | {{L| ''Karen:'<nowiki/>'' Your name? | ||
{{L| ''Karen:''' Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''(looks through the reservation sheet)'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper." | {{L| ''Mr. Krabs:'<nowiki/>'' I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''(looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor)'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. | ||
{{L| ''Mr. Krabs:''' Reservation? In this sinkhole?! | {{L| ''Karen:'<nowiki/>'' Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''(looks through the reservation sheet)'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper." | ||
{{L| ''Karen:''' There's a two-year wait for a table. | {{L| ''Mr. Krabs:'<nowiki/>'' Reservation? In this sinkhole?! | ||
{{L| ''Squidward:''' What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''(blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan)'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''(the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet)'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''(laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness)'' See you in two years! ''(laughs and scoffs at them)'' | {{L| ''Karen:'<nowiki/>'' There's a two-year wait for a table. | ||
{{L| ''Plankton:''' Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! ''(laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave)'' | {{L| ''Squidward:'<nowiki/>'' What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''(blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan)'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''(the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet)'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''(laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness)'' See you in two years! ''(laughs and scoffs at them)'' | ||
{{L| ''French Narrator:''' One week later.... ''(cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book)'' | {{L| ''Plankton:'<nowiki/>'' Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! ''(laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave)'' | ||
{{L| ''Nancy-Suzy Fish''': I was here first! | {{L| ''French Narrator:'<nowiki/>'' One week later.... ''(cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book)'' | ||
{{L| ''Nancy-Suzy Fish'<nowiki/>'': I was here first! | |||
{{L| ''Tyler:''' No, I was!}} | {{L| ''Tyler:''' No, I was!}} | ||
{{L| ''Squidward:''' One at a time, please.}} | {{L| ''Squidward:''' One at a time, please.}} | ||
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Mr. Krabs': Shh! (stammering) What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog. {{L| SpongeBob:' Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire. {{L| Mr. Krabs:' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please? {{L| Karen:' Your name? {{L| Mr. Krabs:' I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, (looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor) Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. {{L| Karen:' Alright, let's pull up your reservation. (looks through the reservation sheet) Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper." {{L| Mr. Krabs:' Reservation? In this sinkhole?! {{L| Karen:' There's a two-year wait for a table. {{L| Squidward:' What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, (blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan) if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. (the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet) Bon Appetit, Suckers! (laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness) See you in two years! (laughs and scoffs at them) {{L| Plankton:' Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! (laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave) {{L| French Narrator:' One week later.... (cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book) {{L| Nancy-Suzy Fish': I was here first! Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L
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