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Karen: Great! Two megalomaniacs.

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Squidward: So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then, isn't it?

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Plankton: Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.

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Mr. Krabs': Shh! (stammering) What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog. {{L| SpongeBob:' Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire. {{L| Mr. Krabs:' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please? {{L| Karen:' Your name? {{L| Mr. Krabs:' I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, (looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor) Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. {{L| Karen:' Alright, let's pull up your reservation. (looks through the reservation sheet) Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper." {{L| Mr. Krabs:' Reservation? In this sinkhole?! {{L| Karen:' There's a two-year wait for a table. {{L| Squidward:' What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, (blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan) if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. (the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet) Bon Appetit, Suckers! (laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness) See you in two years! (laughs and scoffs at them) {{L| Plankton:' Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! (laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave) {{L| French Narrator:' One week later.... (cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book) {{L| Nancy-Suzy Fish': I was here first! Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

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 {{L|'''Squidward:''' Squidward takes SpongeBob's ID and clocks both IDs out) ''I beg to differ. I mean, just look at this place! ''[Shows Krusty Krab, which is a filthy mess]'' It's disgusting, not to mention our cheap boss!}}
 {{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[Shown trying to get a penny out of the floorboards with a spatula]'' Woo-hoo! Got it! Hey, who are you calling cheap?}}
-{{L|'''Squidward:''' The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''(Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it)''}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' The guy who won't even spring for a doormat! ''[Shows door, which has no doormat in front of it]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''(laughs)''}}
+{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, give me a break, Mr. Complainsalot! As if you would know anything about running a restaurant! ''(laughs)''}}
-{{L|Squidward: Well, if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste and gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years just to get a table!}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' Well, if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste and gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years just to get a table!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs: ''' ''(laughing and chortling)'' See you fellows tomorrow! Gourmet know-how! ''(laughing)''}}
+{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[laughing and chortling]'' See you fellows tomorrow! Gourmet know-how! ''(laughing)''}}
-{{L|Squidward: '''Laugh it up! My knowledge and intelligence could make even the Chum Bucket a success! ''(Plankton spies on Squidward and SpongeBob and then comes out of the Chum Bucket and follows them)''}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' Laugh it up! My knowledge and intelligence could make even the Chum Bucket a success! ''[Plankton spies on Squidward and SpongeBob and then comes out of the Chum Bucket and follows them]''}}
-{{L|Plankton: '''Hey! Hey! Heeeeeeeyyyyy! I'm yelling over here! ''(Plankton jumps on Spongebob and then on Squidward)''}}
+{{L|'''Plankton:''' Hey! Hey! Heeeeeeeyyyyy! I'm yelling over here! ''[Plankton jumps on Spongebob and then on Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward: '''Ouch, I think I picked up a tick! ''(Squidward takes Plankton off the side of his head)'' Plankton?! What do you want?}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' Ouch, I think I picked up a tick! ''(Squidward takes Plankton off the side of his head)'' Plankton?! What do you want?}}
-{{L|Plankton: '''Well, I'd like to take you up on your offer to make the Chum Bucket a success!}}
+{{L|'''Plankton:''' Well, I'd like to take you up on your offer to make the Chum Bucket a success!}}
-{{L|Squidward: '''Oh, I don't know about that.}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' Oh, I don't know about that.}}
-{{L| Mr. Krabs: '''I don't value you at all! ''(laughs)''}}
+{{L| '''Mr. Krabs:''' I don't value you at all! ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Squidward: '''I'll do it. ''(SpongeBob taps Squidward to get his attention)''}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' I'll do it. ''[SpongeBob taps Squidward to get his attention]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob: '''Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket ''AND ''the Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest, Squidward?}}
+{{L|'''SpongeBob:''' Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket ''AND ''the Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest, Squidward?}}
-{{L|'''Squidward:''' Geez SpongeBob, I hadn't thought of that! You're right! I quit. ''(Episode cuts to Squidward entering the Chum Bucket)'' Eh, a bit industrial, but I can make it work. ''(Episode cuts to the Chum Bucket kitchen)'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans!}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' Geez SpongeBob, I hadn't thought of that! You're right! I quit. ''[Episode cuts to Squidward entering the Chum Bucket]'' Eh, a bit industrial, but I can make it work. ''[Episode cuts to the Chum Bucket kitchen]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans!}}
 * '''Karen:''' Great! ''Two ''megalomaniacs.
-{{L|Squidward:I don't see any use for all these old flap traps. We should just break them down for parts. (Squidward tears out the traps)}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' I don't see any use for all these old flap traps. We should just break them down for parts. ''[Squidward tears out the traps]''}}
-{{L|Plankton: But, but that's my chum-fueled antennae massager!}}
+{{L|'''Plankton:''' But, but that's my chum-fueled antennae massager!}}
-{{L|Squidward: Oh, I'm sorry! Remind me, who's in complete creative control here?}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' Oh, I'm sorry! Remind me, who's in complete creative control here?}}
-{{L|Plankton: Anyone can come in and redecorate, pal, but you still haven't proven how you're gonna make chum edible!}}
+{{L|'''Plankton:''' Anyone can come in and redecorate, pal, but you still haven't proven how you're gonna make chum edible!}}
-{{L|Squidward:So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then, isn't it?
+* '''Squidward: '''So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then, isn't it?
-{{L|Plankton: You're making chum pudding?}}
+{{L|'''Plankton:''' You're making chum pudding?}}
 {{L|Squidward:I'm making chum fricassee. ''[Pulls a lever to bring down a big blob of chum to make fricassee]''}}
-{{L|Plankton:''' Frica-what?}}
+{{L|'''Plankton:''' Frica-what?}}
-{{L|Squidward: '''See, Plankton, there's a trick to making chum edible.'' (Squidward smells the bad stench of chum)'' We just have to follow old Grandma Tentacles's secret fricassee recipe.}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' See, Plankton, there's a trick to making chum edible.'' [Squidward smells the bad stench of chum]'' We just have to follow old Grandma Tentacles's secret fricassee recipe.}}
-{{L|Plankton: Secret recipe, you say, huh? ''[Plankton pulls out a pencil and pad]'' What's in it?}}
+{{L|'''Plankton:''' Secret recipe, you say, huh? ''[Plankton pulls out a pencil and pad]'' What's in it?}}
-{{L|Squidward: '''Nice try, tiny Cyclops. You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices that easily, but preparation cannot be rushed. Each batch must simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
+{{L|'''Squidward:''' Nice try, tiny Cyclops. You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices that easily, but preparation cannot be rushed. Each batch must simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
-{{L| French Narrator:''' Twenty-Four hours later.... (24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of chum fricassee on his plate)}}
+{{L|''' French Narrator:''' Twenty-Four hours later.... ''[24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of chum fricassee on his plate]''}}
-{{L|Plankton: '''Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.
+* '''Plankton:''' '''Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.'''
 {{L| '''Squidward:'''Oh, just taste it already!
 {{L|'''Plankton:''' ''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me wretch... ''(Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee)'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''(Takes another bite out of the fricassee)'' It's actually amazing! ''(Plankton throws away the spoon and gobbles down the fricasee)'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.