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{{L|[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]}}
{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}}
{{L|'''Squidward:''' Just clock out already!}}
{{L|'''Squidward:''' Just clock out already!}}
{{L| '''SpongeBob:''' I'm trying, Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day! ''[Squidward slaps himself in the face]'' At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]''<nowiki> I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward!] </nowiki>''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]''}}
{{L| '''SpongeBob:''' I'm trying, Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day! ''[Squidward slaps himself in the face]'' At least soon, I'll be home where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him]''<nowiki> I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward!] </nowiki>''[Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]''}}
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{{L|''' French Narrator:''' Twenty-Four hours later.... ''[24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of chum fricassee on his plate]''}}
{{L|''' French Narrator:''' Twenty-Four hours later.... ''[24 hours later, Plankton is sleeping when Squidward puts a scoop of chum fricassee on his plate]''}}
* '''Plankton:''' '''Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.'''
* '''Plankton:''' '''Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.'''
{{L| '''Squidward:'''Oh, just taste it already!
{{L| '''Squidward:''' Oh, just taste it already!
{{L|'''Plankton:''' ''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me wretch... ''(Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee)'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''(Takes another bite out of the fricassee)'' It's actually amazing! ''(Plankton throws away the spoon and gobbles down the fricasee)'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.
{{L|'''Plankton:''' ''[Plankton smells the fricassee]'' Well, the smell doesn't make me wretch... ''[Plankton takes a bite out of the fricassee]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''(Takes another bite out of the fricassee)'' It's actually amazing! ''(Plankton throws away the spoon and gobbles down the fricasee)'' This is gold in the form of chum! Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.
{{L|'''Squidward''': A star.}}
{{L|'''Squidward''': A star.}}
{{L| ''''Plankton:''' A star.}}
{{L| ''''Plankton:''' A star.}}
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{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' What?!}}
{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' What?!}}
{{L|'''Plankton:''' ''[gloating]''Ha-ha-ha! That's right, Krabs! Now, we have a secret formula, and it's in a bottle, and you can't have it! Ha-ha!}}
{{L|'''Plankton:''' ''[gloating]''Ha-ha-ha! That's right, Krabs! Now, we have a secret formula, and it's in a bottle, and you can't have it! Ha-ha!}}
{{L|Squidward: Give that back, please! ''(Squidward snatches the recipe from Plankton)'' Thank you!}}
{{L|Squidward: Give that back, please! ''[Squidward snatches the recipe from Plankton]'' Thank you!}}
{{L|Plankton: Secret!}}
{{L|'''Plankton:''' Secret!}}
{{L|Perch Perkins: Well, it's clearly no secret....}}
{{L|'''Perch Perkins:''' Well, it's clearly no secret....}}
{{L|Fred: Say, "Fricassee. ''(takes picture of himself along with his bride and Squidward)''}}
{{L|'''Fred:''' Say, "Fricassee. ''[takes picture of himself along with his bride and Squidward]''}}
{{L|Perch Perkins:''' ..... that Le Chum Bucket is a hit.}}
{{L|'''Perch Perkins:''' ..... that Le Chum Bucket is a hit.}}
{{L|Customers: Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward! Will you sign this please? ''(holds up their dishes with Squidward's Chum Fricasse on them)''}}
{{L|'''Customers:''' Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward! Will you sign this please? ''[holds up their dishes with Squidward's Chum Fricasse on them]''}}
{{L|Squidward: Anything for my fans.}}
{{L|Squidward: Anything for my fans.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs:This is mutiny! And the public is actually eating it! Well, at least our loyal clientele haven't jumped on the chum wagon.}}
{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' This is mutiny! And the public is actually eating it! Well, at least our loyal clientele haven't jumped on the chum wagon.}}
{{L|SpongeBob: Don't speak too soon, Mr. Krabs. ''(The Krusty Krab looks empty)''}}
{{L|'''SpongeBob:''' Don't speak too soon, Mr. Krabs. ''(The Krusty Krab looks empty)''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs:Sooo, we're having a slow day. At least Old Jethra has stuck with us. That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?}}
{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sooo, we're having a slow day. At least Old Jethra has stuck with us. That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?}}
{{L|Old Jethra:''' Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''(he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty)'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though.}}
{{L|'''Old Jethra:''' Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''(he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty)'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood) Time to get to the bottom of this. ''(cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich gentlemen)'' Oohh, just act like your another fancy customer.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''<nowiki>[shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood) Time to get to the bottom of this. </nowiki>''[cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich gentlemen]'' Oohh, just act like your another fancy customer.}}
{{L| ''SpongeBob: ''[loudly]'' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''(Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth)''}}
{{L| '''SpongeBob:''' ''[loudly]'' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''<nowiki>]Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth]</nowiki>''}}


''Mr. Krabs''': Shh! ''(stammering)'' What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.
* '''Mr. Krabs''''':'' Shh! ''[stammering]'' What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.  
{{L| ''SpongeBob:'<nowiki/>'' Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.
* '''SpongeBob:''' ''<nowiki/>''Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.
{{L| ''Mr. Krabs:'<nowiki/>'' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
{{L| ''Mr. Krabs:'<nowiki/>'' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
{{L| ''Karen:'<nowiki/>'' Your name?
* '''Karen: '''''<nowiki/>''Your name? '
{{L| ''Mr. Krabs:'<nowiki/>'' I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''(looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor)'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
* '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''<nowiki/>''I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
{{L| ''Karen:'<nowiki/>'' Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''(looks through the reservation sheet)'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."
* '''Karen:''''' <nowiki/>''Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."
{{L| ''Mr. Krabs:'<nowiki/>'' Reservation? In this sinkhole?!
{{L| ''Mr. Krabs:'<nowiki/>'' Reservation? In this sinkhole?!
{{L| ''Karen:'<nowiki/>'' There's a two-year wait for a table.
{{L| ''Karen:'<nowiki/>'' There's a two-year wait for a table.

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  • Karen: Great! Two megalomaniacs.

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  • Squidward: So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then, isn't it?

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  • Plankton: Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.

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  • Mr. Krabs: Shh! [stammering] What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.
  • SpongeBob: Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.

{{L| Mr. Krabs:' Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?

  • Karen: Your name? '
  • Mr. Krabs: I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, [looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor] Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
  • Karen: Alright, let's pull up your reservation. [looks through the reservation sheet] Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."

{{L| Mr. Krabs:' Reservation? In this sinkhole?! {{L| Karen:' There's a two-year wait for a table. {{L| Squidward:' What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, (blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan) if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. (the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet) Bon Appetit, Suckers! (laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness) See you in two years! (laughs and scoffs at them) {{L| Plankton:' Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! (laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave) {{L| French Narrator:' One week later.... (cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book) {{L| Nancy-Suzy Fish': I was here first! Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

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