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{{L|'''Old Jethra:''' Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''(he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty)'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though.}} | {{L|'''Old Jethra:''' Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. ''(he reveals that he is actually eating Squidward's Chum Fricassee rather than a Krabby Patty)'' I got it signed by Squidward himself, though.}} | ||
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''<nowiki>[shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood) Time to get to the bottom of this. </nowiki>''[cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich gentlemen]'' Oohh, just act like your another fancy customer.}} | *'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''<nowiki>[shocked by what he heard, his eyes, claws, and feet exploded. He then regrows his eyes but in an angry mood) Time to get to the bottom of this. </nowiki>''[cuts to Le Chm Bucket with a huge line. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob enters the restaurant disguised as rich gentlemen]'' Oohh, just act like your another fancy customer.}} | ||
{{L| '''SpongeBob:''' ''[loudly]'' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! '' | {{L| '''SpongeBob:''' ''[loudly]'' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth]''}} | ||
* '''Mr. Krabs:''' Shh! ''[stammering]'' What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog. | |||
* '''SpongeBob:''' ''<nowiki/>''Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire. | * '''SpongeBob:''' ''<nowiki/>''Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire. | ||
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* '''Karen: '''''<nowiki/>''Your name? ' | * '''Karen: '''''<nowiki/>''Your name? ' | ||
* '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''<nowiki/>''I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. | * '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''<nowiki/>''I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out. | ||
* '''Karen:''''' <nowiki/>''Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper." | * '''Karen:''''' <nowiki/>''Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."{{L|Mr Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/>''{{L|Squidward| What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''<nowiki>laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]</nowiki>'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}{{L|''[the whole crowd laughs at them while they walk away in misery]''}}{{L|French Narrator|One week later...}}{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}}{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/><nowiki/>''{{L| '''Tyler:''' No, I was!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L| '''Squidward:''' One at a time, please.}} | ||
{{L| '''Nancy-Suzy Fish:''' Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}} | |||
{{L|'''Squidward:''' Yes, isn't it? ''[signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it]'' Next? Whoa! ''[notices the line is becoming long and slow]'' Plankton!}} | |||
{{L| '''Plankton:''' ''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}} | |||
L| | {{L| '''Squidward:''' Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?!}} | ||
{{L| ' | {{L| '''Plankton:''' What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''[points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before before 24 hours]''}} | ||
{{L| ''French Narrator | {{L|'''Squidward:''' I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|'''Plankton:''' But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}} | ||
{{L| ''Tyler:''' No, I was!}} | |||
{{L| ''Squidward:''' One at a time, please.}} | |||
{{L| ''Nancy-Suzy Fish:''' Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}} | |||
{{L|Squidward:''' Yes, isn't it? '' | |||
{{L| ''Plankton:''' '' | |||
{{L| ''Squidward:''' Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?!}} | |||
{{L| ''Plankton:''' What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. '' | |||
{{L|Squidward:''' I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}} | |||
{{L|Plankton: But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. '' | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs: ''[sniffs]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs: ''[sniffs]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | ||
{{L| ''SpongeBob:''' Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. '' | {{L| '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''[cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag]''}} | ||
{{L|''Plankton:''' Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}} | {{L|'''Plankton:''' Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}} | ||
{{L| ''Tyler:''' Oh, I will. '' | {{L| '''Tyler:''' Oh, I will. ''[sees Mr. Krabs crying in agony and grief. Tyler gives Mr. Krabs his leftovers]'' Please, sir. Take my chum. It's the least I can do to help. Poor guys.}} | ||
{{L|'Mr Krabs: ''[digs into the bag and pulls out the leftover Chum Fricassee]'' You go first, boy.}} | {{L|'Mr Krabs: ''[digs into the bag and pulls out the leftover Chum Fricassee]'' You go first, boy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob: '' | {{L|'''SpongeBob:''' ''[takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee]'' Hey, this is great!}} | ||
*{{L|''Mr. Krabs:''' Better than a Krabby Patty?}} | *{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' Better than a Krabby Patty?}} | ||
*{{L|SpongeBob: A what?}} | *{{L|'''SpongeBob:''' A what?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}} | ||
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{{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for the third time]''}} | {{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for the third time]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[Plankton and Squidward wail]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[Plankton and Squidward wail]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob:''' ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}} | {{L|'''SpongeBob:''' ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs:''' I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}} | {{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}} | ||
{{L|'Squidward:''' No! ''(laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment)'' Living the dream! (''Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.'')}} | {{L|'Squidward:''' No! ''(laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment)'' Living the dream! (''Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.'')}} | ||
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- Karen: Great! Two megalomaniacs.
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- Squidward: So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then, isn't it?
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- Plankton: Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.
- Mr. Krabs: Shh! [stammering] What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.
- SpongeBob: Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.
- Mr. Krabs:'Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
- Karen: Your name? '
- Mr. Krabs: I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, [looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor] Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
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