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Mr. Krabs: Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
Karen: Your name? '
Mr. Krabs: I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, [looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor] Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
Karen: Alright, let's pull up your reservation. [looks through the reservation sheet] Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."Template:L

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 {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}}
 {{L|'''Squidward:''' Just clock out already!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Gee SpongeBob, I haven't thought of that, you're right. I quit.}}
 {{L|''[bubble transition to the interior of the Chum Bucket]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Euggh, a little industrial but I can make it work.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Euggh, a bit industrial but I can make it work.}}{{L|Squidward| ''[enters the kitchen of the Chum Bucket]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans.}}{{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' mega-la-maniacs.}}{{L|Squidward|I don't see any use for these ol' clap traps. We should just break them down for parts. ''[tears clap traps out]''}}{{L|Plankton|But, but that's my Chum fueled antenna massager.}}{{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm sorry, remind me, who's in complete creative control here?!}}{{L|Plankton|Anyone can come in and redecorate pal, but you still haven't proven how you're going to make Chum edible.}}{{L|Squidward|So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then isn't it?}}{{L|Plankton|You're making Chum pudding?}}{{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[pulls the string and squirts out the Chum from the dispenser into the wheel barrel]''}}{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}}{{L|Squidward|You see Plankton ''[puts finger into chum and picks it up with it]'', there's a trick to making Chum edible. ''[smells the chum and flings it back into the wheel barrel]'' We just have to follow Grandma Tentacles secret fricassee recipe.}}{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say huh? What's in it? ''[pulls out notepad and pencil]''}}{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed , each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't barg on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}}
-{{L| '''SpongeBob:''' ''[loudly]'' Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs covers SpongeBob mouth]''}}
+* '''Mr. Krabs:  '''G''<nowiki/><nowiki/>''ood evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
-* '''Mr. Krabs:''' Shh! ''[stammering]'' What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.
-* '''SpongeBob:''' ''<nowiki/>''Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.
-* '''Mr. Krabs:'''''<nowiki/>'<nowiki/>''Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
 * '''Karen: '''''<nowiki/>''Your name? '
 * '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''<nowiki/>''I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
-* '''Karen:''''' <nowiki/>''Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/>''{{L|Squidward| What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''<nowiki>laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]</nowiki>'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}{{L|''[the whole crowd laughs at them while they walk away in misery]''}}{{L|French Narrator|One week later...}}{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}}{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/><nowiki/>''{{L| '''Tyler:''' No, I was!}}
+* '''Karen:''''' <nowiki/>''Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/>''
+{{L|Squidward| What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''<nowiki>laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]</nowiki>'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
+{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[the whole crowd laughs at them while they walk away in misery]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|One week later...}}
+{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}}
+{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/><nowiki/>''
+{{L| '''Tyler:''' No, I was!}}
 {{L| '''Squidward:''' One at a time, please.}}
 {{L| '''Nancy-Suzy Fish:''' Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}}
 {{L|Grandma Tentacles|Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[in pain]''Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[in pain]'' Ow! I didn't do it! Uh, uh, it was him! ''[points to Plankton]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|What?! Oh, you're not pinning this on me! You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Okay, I admit it! I admit it! But--but what's the big deal? ''[Grandma Tentacles crushes her grandson’s foot with her walker again, for the second time]'' Ow!}}