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{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed , each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed , each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}}
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}}
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}}{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky!? ''[notice the fricassee on the plate]'' Huh, this is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}}{{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}}{{L|Plankton|''[sniffs fricassee]'' Well the smell doesn't make me wretch. ''[scoops up a piece with a spoon and tries it]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[takes second scoop and tries it]'' It's actually amazing! ''[jumps on the table and eats the whole thing, and throws away the spoon and the plate]'' This is gold in the form of chum! ''[jumps on Squidward's head]'' Squidward my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}}{{L|Squidward|A star.}}{{L|Plankton|A star.}}{{L|Announcer for Flavors of the Bottom |Hello hungry eaters, it's time for, Flavors of the Bottom, a delectable at dining out at Bikini Bottom,  look with your host Perch Perkins!}}{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey all you bottom feeders! If you already eaten, well you might want to make room for seconds! ''[camera zooms out to a shot of Le' Chum Bucket]'' ''[cuts to the interior]'' Cause' we are tasting Bikini Bottom's new upscale eatery, Le' Chum Bucket. ''[cuts to classy customers at table]'' Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called, Chum Fricassee. ''[cuts back to him]'' Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a, Frica-success!}}{{L|''[customers eat it with a fork, only to like it, throw away the fork, and eat the whole thing off their plates]''}}{{L|Squidward|Actually, I can't share the recipe with you, it's a secret. }}{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cuts to him watching his restaurant be a success on the news with a TV on the table]'' What?}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't barg on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}}
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}}{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky!? ''[notice the fricassee on the plate]'' Huh, this is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}}{{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}}{{L|Plankton|''[sniffs fricassee]'' Well the smell doesn't make me wretch. ''[scoops up a piece with a spoon and tries it]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[takes second scoop and tries it]'' It's actually amazing! ''[jumps on the table and eats the whole thing, and throws away the spoon and the plate]'' This is gold in the form of chum! ''[jumps on Squidward's head]'' Squidward my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}}{{L|Squidward|A star.}}{{L|Plankton|A star.}}{{L|Announcer for Flavors of the Bottom |Hello hungry eaters, it's time for, Flavors of the Bottom, a delectable at dining out at Bikini Bottom,  look with your host Perch Perkins!}}{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey all you bottom feeders! If you already eaten, well you might want to make room for seconds! ''[camera zooms out to a shot of Le' Chum Bucket]'' ''[cuts to the interior]'' Cause' we are tasting Bikini Bottom's new upscale eatery, Le' Chum Bucket. ''[cuts to classy customers at table]'' Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called, Chum Fricassee. ''[cuts back to him]'' Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a, Frica-success!}}{{L|''[customers eat it with a fork, only to like it, throw away the fork, and eat the whole thing off their plates]''}}{{L|Squidward|Actually, I can't share the recipe with you, it's a secret. }}{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cuts to him watching his restaurant be a success on the news with a TV on the table]'' What?}}{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' That's right Krabs ''[ TV view goes back in full screen]'', now we have a secret formula, and it's a bottle, and you can't have it! ''[laughs]''}}{{L|Squidward|Give me that, please. ''[snatches formula out of Plankton's hand]'' Thank you.}}{{L|Plankton|''[yells into microphone]'' SECRET!}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't barg on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/>''
* '''Mr. Krabs: '''G''<nowiki/><nowiki/>''ood evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
* '''Karen: '''''<nowiki/>''Your name? '
* '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''<nowiki/>''I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, ''[looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor]'' Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
* '''Karen:''''' <nowiki/>''Alright, let's pull up your reservation. ''[looks through the reservation sheet]'' Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/>''
{{L|Squidward| What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''<nowiki>laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]</nowiki>'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|Squidward| What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''<nowiki>laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]</nowiki>'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}

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