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{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squidward|Just clock out already!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day. At least soon I'll be home, where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[has flashback]'' I'm all over it boss man. ''[makes patty]'' Order up Gare-ward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day. At least soon I'll be home, where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[has flashback]'' I'm all over it boss man. ''[makes patty]'' Order up Gare-ward!}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow-Meow. ''[meow version of Yeah Yeah]''}} | {{L|Gary|Meow-Meow. ''[meow version of Yeah Yeah]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Gee SpongeBob, I haven't thought of that, you're right. I quit.}} | {{L|Squidward|Gee SpongeBob, I haven't thought of that, you're right. I quit.}} | ||
{{L|''[bubble transition to the interior of the Chum Bucket]''}} | {{L|''[bubble transition to the interior of the Chum Bucket]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Euggh, a bit industrial but I can make it work.}} | {{L|Squidward|Euggh, a bit industrial but I can make it work.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| ''[enters the kitchen of the Chum Bucket]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans.}} | {{L|Squidward| ''[enters the kitchen of the Chum Bucket]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans.}} | ||
{{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' mega-la-maniacs.}} | {{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' mega-la-maniacs.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed , each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}} | {{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed , each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky!? ''[notice the fricassee on the plate]'' Huh, this is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}} | {{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky!? ''[notice the fricassee on the plate]'' Huh, this is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't barg on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't barg on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward| What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! '' | |||
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}} | {{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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{{L|French Narrator|One week later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|One week later...}} | ||
{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}} | {{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}} | ||
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}} | {{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tyler|No, I was!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squidward|One at a time, please.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squidward|Yes, isn't it? ''[signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it]'' Next? Whoa! ''[notices the line is becoming long and slow]'' Plankton!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Plankton|''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squidward|Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Plankton|What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''[points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before before 24 hours]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squidward|I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Plankton|But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''[cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L||Plankton|Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Tyler|Oh, I will. ''[sees Mr. Krabs crying in agony and grief. Tyler gives Mr. Krabs his leftovers]'' Please, sir. Take my chum. It's the least I can do to help. Poor guys.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[digs into the bag and pulls out the leftover Chum Fricassee]'' You go first, boy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee]'' Hey, this is great!}} | |||
{{L| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Better than a Krabby Patty?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|A what?}} | |||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's paternal grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's paternal grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}} | ||
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{{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for the third time]''}} | {{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for the third time]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[Plankton and Squidward wail]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[Plankton and Squidward wail]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Squdiward|Ow! ''[laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment]'' Living the dream! ''[Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.]''}} |
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