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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}}
{{L|'''Squidward:''' Just clock out already!}}
{{L|Squidward|Just clock out already!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day. At least soon I'll be home, where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[has flashback]'' I'm all over it boss man. ''[makes patty]'' Order up Gare-ward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day. At least soon I'll be home, where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[has flashback]'' I'm all over it boss man. ''[makes patty]'' Order up Gare-ward!}}
{{L|Gary|Meow-Meow. ''[meow version of Yeah Yeah]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow-Meow. ''[meow version of Yeah Yeah]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Gee SpongeBob, I haven't thought of that, you're right. I quit.}}
{{L|Squidward|Gee SpongeBob, I haven't thought of that, you're right. I quit.}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to the interior of the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to the interior of the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Euggh, a bit industrial but I can make it work.}}
{{L|Squidward|Euggh, a bit industrial but I can make it work.}}
{{L|Squidward| ''[enters the kitchen of the Chum Bucket]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans.}}
{{L|Squidward| ''[enters the kitchen of the Chum Bucket]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans.}}
{{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' mega-la-maniacs.}}
{{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' mega-la-maniacs.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed , each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed , each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}}
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}}
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}}
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky!? ''[notice the fricassee on the plate]'' Huh, this is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}}
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blanky!? ''[notice the fricassee on the plate]'' Huh, this is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't barg on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't barg on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}}
''<nowiki/><nowiki/>''
{{L|Squidward|What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''[laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|Squidward| What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, ''[blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan]'' if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. ''[the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet]'' Bon Appetit, Suckers! ''<nowiki>laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness]</nowiki>'' See you in two years! ''[laughs and scoffs at them]''}}
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}
{{L|Karen|There's a two-year wait for a table.}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}
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{{L|French Narrator|One week later...}}
{{L|French Narrator|One week later...}}
{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}}
{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}''<nowiki/><nowiki/><nowiki/>''
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}
{{L| '''Tyler:''' No, I was!}}
{{L|Tyler|No, I was!}}
{{L| '''Squidward:''' One at a time, please.}}
{{L|Squidward|One at a time, please.}}
{{L| '''Nancy-Suzy Fish:''' Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|Oh, Mr. Tentacles, it's so nice to finally meet you!}}
{{L|'''Squidward:''' Yes, isn't it? ''[signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it]'' Next? Whoa! ''[notices the line is becoming long and slow]'' Plankton!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, isn't it? ''[signs her autograph book with Squidward's picture on it]'' Next? Whoa! ''[notices the line is becoming long and slow]'' Plankton!}}
{{L| '''Plankton:''' ''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}}
{{L|Plankton|''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}}
{{L| '''Squidward:''' Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?!}}
{{L| '''Plankton:''' What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''[points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before before 24 hours]''}}
{{L|Plankton|What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''[points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before before 24 hours]''}}
{{L|'''Squidward:''' I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}}
{{L|'''Plankton:''' But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}}
{{L|Plankton|But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs: ''[sniffs]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs]'' What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? ''[cries as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L| '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''[cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sir, I'm sure that the new Chum Fricassee can't taste better than a Krabby Patty. ''[cuts to a customer walking out of Le Chum Bucket with leftover in his bag]''}}
{{L|'''Plankton:''' Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}}
{{L||Plankton|Thank you, sir. Come again. Enjoy your leftovers.}}
{{L| '''Tyler:''' Oh, I will. ''[sees Mr. Krabs crying in agony and grief. Tyler gives Mr. Krabs his leftovers]'' Please, sir. Take my chum. It's the least I can do to help. Poor guys.}}
{{L|Tyler|Oh, I will. ''[sees Mr. Krabs crying in agony and grief. Tyler gives Mr. Krabs his leftovers]'' Please, sir. Take my chum. It's the least I can do to help. Poor guys.}}
{{L|'Mr Krabs: ''[digs into the bag and pulls out the leftover Chum Fricassee]'' You go first, boy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[digs into the bag and pulls out the leftover Chum Fricassee]'' You go first, boy.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee]'' Hey, this is great!}}
{{L|'''SpongeBob:''' ''[takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee]'' Hey, this is great!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Better than a Krabby Patty?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|A what?}}
{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' Better than a Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|'''SpongeBob:''' A what?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's paternal grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's paternal grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}}
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{{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for the third time]''}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|I hope you learned your lesson, genius! ''[crushes Squidward's foot with her walker for the third time]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[Plankton and Squidward wail]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[Plankton and Squidward wail]''}}
{{L|'''SpongeBob:''' ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to the Krusty Krab]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, it sure was nice of you to hire Squidward back. Especially since he tried to destroy your business and all.}}
{{L|'''Mr. Krabs:''' I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I figure it's the least I can do for him after causing all that mayhem over at the Chum Bucket. In fact, I promoted him. He's our new doormat!}}
{{L|'''Squidward:''' Ow! ''[laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment]'' Living the dream! ''[Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.]''}}
{{L|Squdiward|Ow! ''[laying on the floor like a doormat as punishment]'' Living the dream! ''[Moaning and groaning, some customers who destroyed the Chum Bucket wipe their feet on Squidward.]''}}

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