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{{L|Gary|Meow-Meow. ''[meow version of Yeah Yeah]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow-Meow. ''[meow version of Yeah Yeah]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}}
{{L|Squidward|I beg to differ. ''[switches ID cards]'' I mean, just look at this place ''[cuts to shot of the the mess that happened at the restaurant]'', it's disgusting. Not to mention our cheap boss.}}
{{L|Squidward|I beg to differ. ''[switches ID cards]'' I mean, just look at this place ''[cuts to shot of the mess that happened at the restaurant]'', it's disgusting. Not to mention our cheap boss.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[flips penny from the floor with a spatula, in his hand]'' Woo-hoo! Got it. Hey who are you calling cheap?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[flips penny from the floor with a spatula, in his hand]'' Woo-hoo! Got it. Hey who are you calling cheap?}}
{{L|Squidward|The guy who won't even spree for a doormat!}}
{{L|Squidward|The guy who won't even spree for a doormat!}}
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{{L|Squidward| ''[enters the kitchen of the Chum Bucket]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans.}}
{{L|Squidward| ''[enters the kitchen of the Chum Bucket]'' You call this a kitchen? We should start by tearing out this wall so the chef is visible to his adoring fans.}}
{{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' mega-la-maniacs.}}
{{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' mega-la-maniacs.}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't see any use for these ol' clap traps. We should just break them down for parts. ''[tears clap traps out]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't see any use for these ol' claptraps. We should just break them down for parts. ''[tears claptraps out]''}}
{{L|Plankton|But, but that's my Chum fueled antenna massager.}}
{{L|Plankton|But, but that's my Chum fueled antenna massager.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm sorry, remind me, who's in complete creative control here?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm sorry, remind me, who's in complete creative control here?!}}
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{{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[pulls the string and squirts out the Chum from the dispenser into the wheel barrel]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[pulls the string and squirts out the Chum from the dispenser into the wheel barrel]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}}
{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}}
{{L|Squidward|You see Plankton ''[puts finger into chum and picks it up with it]'', there's a trick to making Chum edible. ''[smells the chum and flings it back into the wheel barrel]'' We just have to follow Grandma Tentacles secret fricassee recipe.}}
{{L|Squidward|You see Plankton ''[puts a finger into chum and picks it up with it]'', there's a trick to making Chum edible. ''[smells the chum and flings it back into the wheel barrel]'' We just have to follow Grandma Tentacles secret fricassee recipe.}}
{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say huh? What's in it? ''[pulls out notepad and pencil]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say huh? What's in it? ''[pulls out notepad and pencil]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed , each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed, each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}}
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}}
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}}
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}}
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|A star.}}
{{L|Plankton|A star.}}
{{L|Announcer for Flavors of the Bottom |Hello hungry eaters, it's time for, Flavors of the Bottom, a delectable at dining out at Bikini Bottom,  look with your host Perch Perkins!}}
{{L|Announcer for Flavors of the Bottom |Hello hungry eaters, it's time for, Flavors of the Bottom, a delectable at dining out at Bikini Bottom,  look with your host Perch Perkins!}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey all you bottom feeders! If you already eaten, well you might want to make room for seconds! ''[camera zooms out to a shot of Le' Chum Bucket]'' ''[cuts to the interior]'' Cause' we are tasting Bikini Bottom's new upscale eatery, Le' Chum Bucket. ''[cuts to classy customers at table]'' Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called, Chum Fricassee. ''[cuts back to him]'' Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a, Frica-success!}}
{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey all you bottom feeders! If you already eaten, well you might want to make room for seconds! ''[camera zooms out to a shot of Le' Chum Bucket]'' ''[cuts to the interior]'' Cause' we are tasting Bikini Bottom's new upscale eatery, Le' Chum Bucket. ''[cuts to classy customers at the table]'' Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called, Chum Fricassee. ''[cuts back to him]'' Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a, Frica-success!}}
{{L|''[customers eat it with a fork, only to like it, throw away the fork, and eat the whole thing off their plates]''}}
{{L|''[customers eat it with a fork, only to like it, throw away the fork, and eat the whole thing off their plates]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Actually, I can't share the recipe with you, it's a secret. }}
{{L|Squidward|Actually, I can't share the recipe with you, it's a secret. }}
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{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, see how you like it Krabs! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[the whole crowd laughs at them while they walk away in misery]''}}
{{L|''[the whole crowd laughs at them while they walk away in misery]''}}
{{L|French Narrator|One week later...}}
{{L|French Narrator| One-week later...}}
{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}}
{{L|''[shows a line of Squidward's fans]''}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}
{{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|I was here first!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}}
{{L|Plankton|''[frying the chum fricassee in nuggets]'' Yeah, what's up?}}
{{L|Squidward|Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Are you not seeing the line of people out there?! What's the hold-up with the new batch of Fricassee?!}}
{{L|Plankton|What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''[points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before before 24 hours]''}}
{{L|Plankton|What's the hold-up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. ''[points to the machine with the cooking time at about an hour before 24 hours]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care if it isn't finished! Just take the orders!}}
{{L|Plankton|But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}}
{{L|Plankton|But I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob sitting alone on the side of the road]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|A what?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|A what?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[also takes a bite of the Chum Fricassee and gasps]'' This is delicious! No! I'm ruined! ''[cries in agony as SpongeBob comforts him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's paternal grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Meanwhile, the line keeps getting longer and longer and Squidward continues to serve his Chum Fricassee to his customers and fans]'' Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world-famous Fricassee. ''[All of a sudden, someone bursts through the front door, which turns out to be Squidward's paternal grandmother and she's not very happy]'' Grandma!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|''[enters the restaurant and corners her grandson by the kitchen doors]'' Someone's been cooking my recipe ''[sniffs]'' and they're doing it wrong!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|''[enters the restaurant and corners her grandson by the kitchen doors]'' Someone's been cooking my recipe ''[sniffs]'' and they're doing it wrong!}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing here?}}
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{{L|Grandma Tentacles|The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|The big deal is when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble!}}
{{L|''[Listening to Grandma Tentacles’ words, the customers get angry.]''}}
{{L|''[Listening to Grandma Tentacles’ words, the customers get angry.]''}}
{{L|Male Fish|You fed us undercooked chum?!}}
{{L|Male Fish|You fed us, undercooked chum?!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Tear him apart, people!}}
{{L|Grandma Tentacles|Tear him apart, people!}}
{{L|''[She walks off while the customers form a mob and start to attack Squidward. They do an uproar, following what his paternal grandmother says.]''}}
{{L|''[She walks off while the customers form a mob and start to attack Squidward. They do an uproar, following what his paternal grandmother says.]''}}
{{L|Fred|I've had it and I'm not gonna take it anymore! ''[Fred picks up a trash can then throws it on a table. Other customers throw their chum meals on the ground and on the wall of the Chum Bucket. Another customer rips apart of an awning. Frank grabs a napkin holder, throwing napkins on the floor. Plankton pops up near the napkins.]''}}
{{L|Fred|I've had it and I'm not gonna take it anymore! ''[Fred picks up a trash can then throws it on a table. Other customers throw their chum meals on the ground and on the wall of the Chum Bucket. Another customer rips apart of an awning. Frank grabs a napkin holder, throwing napkins on the floor. Plankton pops up near the napkins.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Not the napkins! ''[Frank doesn't listen to Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Not the napkins! ''[Frank doesn't listen to Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Angry Mob|''[An axe chops Squidward's picture in half.]'' He got what he deserves, that's what I say! ''[Elsewhere in the exterior of Le Chum Bucket, it bursts into flames caused by the mob. As the restaurant is on fire, the customers run out of the Chum Bucket]'' It's on fire! It's all burning! Run! ''[the fire incinerates the restaurant, leaving only Plankton and Squidward standing with charred faces]''}}
{{L|Angry Mob|''[An ax chops Squidward's picture in half.]'' He got what he deserves, that's what I say! ''[Elsewhere in the exterior of Le Chum Bucket, it bursts into flames caused by the mob. As the restaurant is on fire, the customers run out of the Chum Bucket]'' It's on fire! It's all burning! Run! ''[the fire incinerates the restaurant, leaving only Plankton and Squidward standing with charred faces]''}}
{{L|Plankton|My restaurant! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Plankton|My restaurant! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Squidward|My fan base! ''[cries harder before his paternal grandmother appears.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|My fan base! ''[cries harder before his paternal grandmother appears.]''}}

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