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{{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode opens at the Krusty Krab, at closing time.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Just clock out already!}} | {{L|Squidward|Just clock out already!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day. At least soon I'll be home, where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying Squidward, but clocking out is the most upsetting part of the day. At least soon I'll be home, where I can relive all the wonderful moments from my day at work. ''[flashback]'' I'm all over it boss man. ''[makes patty]'' Order up Gare-ward!}} | ||
{{L|Gary| | {{L|Gary|''[imitating Squidward]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's so hard to leave, even for one night.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I beg to differ. ''[switches ID cards]'' I mean, just look at this place ''[cuts to shot of the mess that happened at the restaurant]'', it's disgusting. Not to mention our cheap boss.}} | {{L|Squidward|I beg to differ. ''[switches ID cards]'' I mean, just look at this place ''[cuts to shot of the mess that happened at the restaurant]'', it's disgusting. Not to mention our cheap boss.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[flips penny from the floor with a spatula, | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[flips penny from the floor with a spatula, the penny lands on his hand]'' Woo-hoo! Got it. Hey who are you calling cheap?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The guy who won't even spree for a doormat!}} | {{L|Squidward|The guy who won't even spree for a doormat!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, give me a break Mr. Complains a Lot, as if you know anything about running a restaurant. ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, give me a break Mr. Complains a Lot, as if you know anything about running a restaurant. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste in gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years, just to get a table.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well if I did run a restaurant, my exquisite taste in gourmet know-how would have customers waiting in line for years, just to get a table.}} | ||
{{L|Mr: Krabs|''[laughs to himself]'' See you fellas tomorrow. Gourmet know-how. ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr: Krabs|''[laughs to himself]'' See you fellas tomorrow. Gourmet know-how. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Laugh it up! My knowledge and intelligence could even make the Chum Bucket a success}} | {{L|Squidward|Laugh it up! My knowledge and intelligence could even make the Chum Bucket a success.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hey, hey, hey! I'm yelling over here! ''[jumps on SpongeBob and then on Squidward's head]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[exits the Chum Bucket]'' Hey, hey, hey! I'm yelling over here! ''[jumps on SpongeBob and then on Squidward's head]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ouch! I think I picked up a tick. ''[rips | {{L|Squidward|Ouch! I think I picked up a tick. ''[rips Plankton off his head]'' Plankton, what do you want?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Well I like to take you up on your offer to make a Chum Bucket a success!}} | {{L|Plankton|Well I like to take you up on your offer to make a Chum Bucket a success!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I don't know about that.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, I don't know about that.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't value you at all! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't value you at all! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'll do it.}} | {{L|Squidward|I'll do it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes Squidward and he notices him]'' Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pokes Squidward and he notices him]'' Don't you think that working at the Chum Bucket and The Krusty Krab is a conflict of interest Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Gee SpongeBob, I haven't thought of that, you're right. I quit.}} | {{L|Squidward|Gee SpongeBob, I haven't thought of that, you're right. ''[SpongeBob smiles]'' I quit. ''[SpongeBob frowns]''}} | ||
{{L|''[bubble transition to the interior of the Chum Bucket]''}} | {{L|''[bubble transition to the interior of the Chum Bucket]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Euggh, a bit industrial but I can make it work.}} | {{L|Squidward|Euggh, a bit industrial but I can make it work.}} | ||
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{{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' megalomaniacs.}} | {{L|Karen|Great, ''two'' megalomaniacs.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I don't see any use for these ol' claptraps. We should just break them down for parts. ''[tears claptraps out]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I don't see any use for these ol' claptraps. We should just break them down for parts. ''[tears claptraps out]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|But, but that's my Chum fueled | {{L|Plankton|But, but that's my Chum-fueled Antennae Massager.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm sorry | {{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm sorry. Remind me, who's in complete creative control here?!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Anyone can come in and redecorate pal, but you still haven't proven how you're going to make Chum edible.}} | {{L|Plankton|Anyone can come in and redecorate pal, but you still haven't proven how you're going to make Chum edible.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then isn't it?}} | {{L|Squidward|So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then isn't it?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[pulls the string and squirts out the Chum from the dispenser into the wheel barrel]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I'm making Chum Fricassee. ''[pulls the string and squirts out the Chum from the dispenser into the wheel barrel]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}} | {{L|Plankton|Frica-what?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You see Plankton ''[puts a finger into chum and picks it up with it]'', there's a trick to making Chum edible. ''[smells the chum and flings it back into the | {{L|Squidward|You see Plankton ''[puts a finger into chum and picks it up with it]'', there's a trick to making Chum edible. ''[smells the chum and flings it back into the wheelbarrow]'' We just have to follow Grandma Tentacles' secret fricassee recipe.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say huh? What's in it? ''[pulls out notepad and pencil]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Secret recipe, you say huh? What's in it? ''[pulls out notepad and pencil]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed, each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}} | {{L|Squidward|Nice try, tiny cyclops, you won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices ''that'' easily. But, preparation cannot be rushed, each batch much simmer for exactly 24 hours.}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|24 hours later...}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to Plankton resting his head on the dining table and a spatula flips the fricassee on the plate]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Who took my blue | {{L|Plankton|Who took my blue blankie!? ''[notices the fricassee on the plate. Karen is cleaning the dishes in the background]'' Huh, this is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh just taste it already!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[sniffs fricassee]'' Well the smell doesn't make me wretch. ''[scoops up a piece with a spoon and tries it]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[takes second scoop and tries it]'' It's actually amazing! ''[jumps on the table and eats the whole thing, and throws away the spoon and the plate]'' This is gold in the form of chum! ''[jumps on Squidward's head]'' Squidward my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}} | {{L|Plankton|''[sniffs fricassee]'' Well the smell doesn't make me wretch. ''[scoops up a piece with a spoon and tries it]'' Hey, that ain't bad at all! ''[takes second scoop and tries it]'' It's actually amazing! ''[jumps on the table and eats the whole thing, and throws away the spoon and the plate]'' This is gold in the form of chum! ''[jumps on Squidward's head]'' Squidward my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom! This recipe is going to make you a star.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|A star.}} | {{L|Squidward|A star.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|A star.}} | {{L|Plankton|A star.}} | ||
{{L|Announcer for Flavors of the Bottom |Hello hungry eaters, it's time for, Flavors of the Bottom, a delectable at dining out at Bikini Bottom, look with your host Perch Perkins!}} | {{L|Announcer for Flavors of the Bottom|Hello hungry eaters, it's time for, Flavors of the Bottom, a delectable at dining out at Bikini Bottom, look with your host Perch Perkins!}} | ||
{{L|Perch Perkins|Hey all you bottom feeders! If you already eaten, well you might want to make room for seconds! ''[camera zooms out to a shot of Le' Chum Bucket]'' ''[cuts to the interior]'' Cause' we are tasting Bikini Bottom's new upscale eatery, Le' Chum Bucket. ''[cuts to classy customers at the table]'' Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called, Chum Fricassee. ''[cuts back to him]'' Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a, Frica-success!}} | {{L|Perch Perkins|Hey all you bottom feeders! If you already eaten, well you might want to make room for seconds! ''[camera zooms out to a shot of Le' Chum Bucket]'' ''[cuts to the interior]'' Cause' we are tasting Bikini Bottom's new upscale eatery, Le' Chum Bucket. ''[cuts to classy customers at the table]'' Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called, Chum Fricassee. ''[cuts back to him]'' Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a, Frica-success!}} | ||
{{L|''[customers eat it with a fork, only to like it, throw away the fork, and eat the whole thing off their plates]''}} | {{L|''[customers eat it with a fork, only to like it, throw away the fork, and eat the whole thing off their plates]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Give me that, please. ''[snatches formula out of Plankton's hand]'' Thank you.}} | {{L|Squidward|Give me that, please. ''[snatches formula out of Plankton's hand]'' Thank you.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[yells into microphone]'' Secret!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[yells into microphone]'' Secret!}} | ||
{{L|Perch Perkins|Well, it's clearly no secret... ''[a groom takes a selfie with Squidward, who is holding a plate of Chum Fricassee, and his bride, who is holding a bouquet of flowers]''}} | |||
{{L|Groom|Say Fricassee! ''[takes a photo]''}} | |||
{{L|Perch Perkins|...that Le Chum Bucket is a hit.}} | |||
{{L|Customers|Chef Squidward, Chef Squidward. ''[speak gibberish as they hold up their plate of Chum Fricassee]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Anything for my fans. ''[holds up a pen]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't bark on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh ''[stammering]'', what's gotten into you?! ''[whispers]'' High fo-looting customers don't bark on the top of their lungs like a sea dog!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Reservation?! In this sinkhole?!}} | ||
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